Chris Chan Live Stream @ 1PM - this is potentially a recurring series

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And this went exactly as I imagined.

A host trying to cash in on notoriety bringing a notorious manchild while a fairly talented guitarist got overshadowed trying to think "Oh dear Lord, what have I been doing with my life here?" -- literally lost at what this 'interview' is even about.

Also someone needs to gut Chris' belly because it's getting more and more disgusting to look at his ever-growing obesity.
 
Originally, I thought this livestream was going to take place at 14 BLC, but it was a "studio." I was surprised Barb let Chris go, knowing of her fears of the current climate. I don't know how Chris convinced her of him going there. Maybe Barb's manipulation skills have dulled and her threats of suicide have not impacted Chris unlike many years ago. I can imagine if she did, Chris' retort would be "who cares. You're going to end up in the merge anyway."
 
My only regret in the interview is that nobody called and screamed JULAY, throwback to the good old days.
This should have been like an interview on Howard Stern. Chris should have been chastised repeatedly. Instead, all we got was a bunch of faggots calling in asking dumb questions that make no fucking sense. Where were the hard hitting questions like, "Hey, when are you going to get a quack to cut off your microdick?! or, "Why do you look like an albino version of grimace?! or "Now that you're openly bisetual, can you tell us what human males make your duck quack?"
 
kiwifarms bitter as ever lol

You should advertise the show to get a weekly normie guest, and have Chris on with them every week. Endless entertainment would come from watching them get more and more uncomfortable with his behavior until they excuse themselves. Everyone here thinks you're a retarded faggot, and you probably are, but this would be a great series. It would be like a John Waters or David Lynch production.
 
I cant watch this. Anyone have the highlights?

Did someone yell JULAY?
Max leaves mid-way when he realizes he's playing second-fiddle to a tranny manchild known for shitting himself and doing nothing, Chris does a QA where half of the questions are people asking about Barb.
 
Max leaves mid-way when he realizes he's playing second-fiddle to a tranny manchild known for shitting himself and doing nothing, Chris does a QA where half of the questions are people asking about Barb.

Can't blame him. Honestly it's a sign for anyone with a functional brain should know -- being at the camera would Chris would be no different than directly touching a pile of cow shit that will be near impossible to wash off.
 
Did you guys notice how Chris eyebrows are nowadays perpetually locked in a "frightened" position? It's like if he is 24/7 thinking "fuck, I hope nobody realizes how full of shit I am". Also he is looking more and more like an orangutan in a dress each passing day.

Dude, his eyebrows have always been like that. I noticed it when I went back and looked through a bunch of his old photos and videos a while back. He always has the same expression with his eyebrows turned down in the outer corners like this: /. .\ (imagine the periods are eyes and the slashes are his eyebrows) It's makes him look like he's always worried or afraid even if he's just sitting there talking. And it's been like this for years, even in his child photos.
 
I thought it was just Papa John's. And Ironically the host catered that pizza on the show.
I do remember it was Papa John's. I'd assume that there are probably other places he was blacklisted from due to the pizza orders
 
Max leaves mid-way when he realizes he's playing second-fiddle to a tranny manchild known for shitting himself and doing nothing, Chris does a QA where half of the questions are people asking about Barb.
That poor max guy. When Chris was dancing as he was playing the guitar, it was creepy AF. I thought Chris was going to present himself for mating.
 
That poor max guy. When Chris was dancing as he was playing the guitar, it was creepy AF. I thought Chris was going to present himself for mating.

Something tells me that Chris is just trying to play the tease like he's some super sexy goddess with pornstar bodies.

If he want to go for it for real, he would choose a girl over a guy within a heartbeat. His ocassional stalking on female Youtubers and streamers (especially the MLP kind) should've been enough of a sign.
 
This should have been like an interview on Howard Stern. Chris should have been chastised repeatedly. Instead, all we got was a bunch of faggots calling in asking dumb questions that make no fucking sense. Where were the hard hitting questions like, "Hey, when are you going to get a quack to cut off your microdick?! or, "Why do you look like an albino version of grimace?! or "Now that you're openly bisetual, can you tell us what human males make your duck quack?"

I would have liked that, but Chris and the host would have shot those down and hang up immediately.
 
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