Chris Chan meme compilation

The real Chris-Chan. Re-post and Rework. Shout out to @SIMIΔN

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
'Round the outside, 'round the outside

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Guess who's back
Back again
Chris's back
Tell a friend

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Guess who's back, guess who's back
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Guess who's back, guess who's back
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Guess who's back, guess who's back
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Guess who's back (Ooh)
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I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Kristina no more
They want Chris-chan, I'm chopped liver

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Well, If you want Christian this is what I'll give ya:
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor

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Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!)

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You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Barby

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But your Husbands heart problem is complicating
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So the CWC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on YouTube TV
But it feels so empty without me

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So come on and dip, bum on your lips
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Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
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And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits
Fuck you, Trolls!

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Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me

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Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells: Bitch!

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A visionary
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Vision is scary:
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Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

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For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?
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Well, I'm back (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na)
Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna
Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your users eye's and nesting

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I like how it sounds so uncanny and autotuned when there are AI renditions of songs with the voice of Spongebob and Peter Griffin that sound completely natural. Maybe you just used a shitty AI but I'd like to imagine his speech patterns are just so beyond fucked that that's the best it could do.
Oh, it's not about the quality of the AI, it's just that years after listening the "original parody" for years, hearing Chris singing the right lyrics feels like something is wrong with the fabric of reality.
 
Where's that schizo greentext of an anon claiming Chris Chan is a CIA plant/and or Sonichu is a demon possessing him.
 
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