Chris Chan meme compilation

Where's that schizo greentext of an anon claiming Chris Chan is a CIA plant/and or Sonichu is a demon possessing him.
So he's actually a glow-in-the-dark nigger?
 
The Redditor Abberdeenie made a...Chris-esque comic of a Daniel Larson/Sonichu crossover. Dannychu is a pretty funny callback to classic Chris.

For those in the know, Daniel Larson is a homeless pedophile who is being stalked (in real life) by a bunch of zoomer weens pretending to be random people in his life.

This is a crossover episode between a callback to late-2000s Chris and modern day Larson.

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For those in the know, Daniel Larson is a homeless pedophile who is being stalked (in real life) by a bunch of zoomer weens pretending to be random people in his life.

This is a crossover episode between a callback to late-2000s Chris and modern day Larson.

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I will never get tired of Sonichu parodies. Saw one recently of a certain pant shitting brit and it was hilarious
 
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Bing's image generator seems to have Chris on its blacklist, as it refuses to interpret any prompt featuring his name, but interestingly, Sonichu is not. However, it seems that most of the time, it just interprets the prompt as having both Sonic and Pikachu in the same image, so I had to get a bit more specific with the prompt - the result's pretty good, but I have a feeling the blue accents would trigger Chris's blue arms fury!
 
Chris and Bob argue but they are medival farmers:
(not made by me)

"Comprehend this now. Comprehend this now! A-let me impart. If the community elders behold those records thou hast disseminated, they may condemn our abode and we would be compelled to find shelter elsewhere?"
 
Chris and Bob argue but they are medival farmers:
(not made by me)

"Comprehend this now. Comprehend this now! A-let me impart. If the community elders behold those records thou hast disseminated, they may condemn our abode and we would be compelled to find shelter elsewhere?"
I'm waiting for a variant of this video with zoomer slang.
 
I'm waiting for a variant of this video with zoomer slang.
This shit ain't even gettin a Tiktok caption 'cause it MAD /SRS NO CAP! The epic 360 peek of my crib, all ya'll online.... MY MOM AND DAD BIG MAD, CUZ! THEY BE TRIPPIN' AT ME, IT'S MY L, ON GOD! I want all that about my bizz OFF. THIS. APP.
I'll write callout posts, I'll cancel ya'll, I'M BOUTTA GO OFF ON YA'LL'S ASSES FORREAL! Just get it OFF-

Get this shade, get it....

Word.

LISTEN UP I'M SPEAKING!

W-Word.

Ghost them basic bitches on there, gyatt! I ain't balling with you, you best be yanking them receipts from those opps there, G. Periodt!

I'm on that shid!

Go drag em!

I'm fittin' to!

Deadass.... Deadass? If the moots catch peek of how we been lacking, that they finna finesse on our turf, and we be yeetin' out of here?

Facts.

Go get them receipts off of there before we get dragged!

I'm on that, fam! I'm making a Tiktok re- a- a reel telling my moots, "ratio them vids", y'know I ain't-

Yikes.

It not in my lane!

No, you go yeet em!

IT DON'T BE IN MY LANE! I OOP, I GOTS NO SOURCES! I DON'T GOTS THE CLOUT-

You capped them, you ratio them!

I'M FITTIN' TO!

GO COOK!

I'M FITTIN' TOO, OK BOOMER? SHEESH!

I be shook, I'll be in the DMs 24/7 if I gots! You be zooted till that bizz is off!

I'M ON THAT! DON'T BE CRIMPING MY RIZZ, I FINNA TELL MY HOMIES TO GIT- HELP ME GIT THEM RECIEPETS, OFF-

Get this.

-'BOUT OUR CRIB!

It ain't bussin' if we get beat outta here, by the girlies, bet. And you was grippin' our wig, and snatched it!

Big yikes, I just-

GET. THOSE RECIEPTS. OFF.

I'M FINNA-

AND SLAY!

I GOTS THE JIST! I GOTS IT!
Yeah, I'm ded : skull : : skull : : skull : af, get ALL DAT CRINGE OFF-

SKSKSKSKSKSK!

Ick on the girlies, love the besties!

im in pain
 
i feel like the man who invented the nuclear bomb and you went and fired it
Cuntspiracy M. Kiwiheimer: "I feel that I have blood on my hands."

Harry S. Vibe_Man: "Do you think anyone in Kiwi Farms or the CWCki gives a shit who built the bomb? They care who dropped it. I did. Zoomer Chris isn't about you."
 
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