Chris-Chan Sighting at Gamestop (With Video)

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I Want Cake said:
Not to ween, but do we still have operatives who may know Chris or Barb's phone number? I'm not talking about screaming "JULLLLAAAYYYY!" but for someone to call and ask if Chris was all right. If Chris doesn't come to the phone, we'll know he's......elsewhere.
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Chris has posted Barb's number on Facebook recently, while trying to sell the cars.
 
Danzou said:
People have been saying the guy said to Chris, "You're too tense", and that's why he got sprayed - but rewatching the video over and over and over, I'm not sure that isn't one of the guys at the register giving a total as "Forty-two ten".
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It sounded like "forty-two ten" to me, too. And, the quality of sound made it sound like the speaker was close to the camera. If it had been the guy in the yellow shirt had said it, it should have been fainter.
On the other hand, the tone of voice didn't really sound like a cashier giving a total to a customer, either. It sounded too loud and too abrupt. The impression I got was that the speaker was addressing someone several feet away but not clear across the store. Could "4210" be their secret code for "call the cops"?
 
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Absinthe said:
Whoever says "you're too tense" or "forty-two ten" sounds a lot closer to the camera than the guy Chris sprays.
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I actually thought he said "That'll be two-ten" as in "it costs $2.10" but I can't imagine anything at gamestop being 2.10. UNLESS they bought something like a new console and it's $210 (2-10). And I agree, he sounds a shitton closer to the camera then the guy that yells "woah!" when Chris sprays him.

I say 2-10 instead of forty-ten or whatever because I hear the guy in the gray shirt scan something as Chris blows a raspberry. It's a loud beep. That's the scanner for a purchase. Then he says to the family at the counter "That'll be 2-10". Or at least, that's how I interpreted it. I don't think we actually hear anyone say anything directly to Chris until after he sprays.
 
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Oh man, oh man, oh man! This is like the attack on the Gameplace but turned up to eleven! There's nothing ambiguous here: Chris fucking assaulted some dude. He may not have succeeded very well at it but the intent is clearly there.

He's not going to get out of this one. These charges sound pretty serious. Assault and battery isn't just something you can dispel with the autism card.
 
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Did he assume his letter to the mall instantly unbanned him by him simply sending it? I hope if the GS employee presses charges they can somehow bring up the fact that he was already banned from the mall, so he was trespassing on top of assault.
 
Hellblazer said:
Chris isn't in jail yet, and we have no confirmation that cops have even talked to him.

We have no reliable sources on anything outside of the video.

Calm down and wait for info before speculating on his eventual prison sentence and such.
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But I was already browsing the Internet for Pruno recipes and Amazon for some soap-on-a-rope to send him.............
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Oh, no, my pet. Doomsayers have predicted the endgame even before the Yuku Era. This is not the end. This ride never ends. Never.


Fuck that noise. The "Die Cis Scum" whinebaby posse can blow it out their choccy starfishes. Chris is a Y-Chromosome-carrying male guy with a man-penis and testosterone-creating testicles and no amount of wishing on a star will change that. HE doesn't get to choose HIS gender based on HIS whims no matter how much HE hates his dick, because it is not up to HIM.

Bah humbug.
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Getting worked up about his gender in that way seems almost as ridiculous as getting worked up in the other direction.

The fact is this person did a ridiculous thing. Whether he was a well-dressed man in a suit, a woman in a blouse and skirt, or a weird looking tranny does not affect how bizarre his behaviour was at the GameStop.
 
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I suspect this: Nothing happens. No charges pressed, Chris is questioned and warned. He's a blessed man, with regards to consequences. Even something as clear-cut as 28 October 2011, he walked away with no lessons learned and no real punishment.

I'm prepared to be surprised, but he has gotten away with so much over the years.
 
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The way those Gamestop employees acted around Chris makes me wonder if this is just a series of minor outbursts that culminated with this debacle.
 
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I suspect Chris is a little frustrated because he didn't have a Very Merry Christmas after all.

Most of what I have to say ITT has already been said. @Chandler Cats is 100% correct in that Chris could be up for violating probation, trespassing with intent, destruction of property, carrying concealed, brandishing, at least second degree assault with a weapon, criminal flight, and probably a bunch of other things nobody has yet thought of (but a good district attorney most definitely will). Also @MrsFrizzle is 100% correct that Gamestop may well press charges on behalf of their employee just to duck any liability they might have for their employee from this incident. If the powers that be want to bone Chris, then Chris is royally boned. Somehow I suspect that once again Chris' inexplicable luck will hold true and he will get off lightly for being more trouble than he is worth. Of course the longer he does stupid things like this, the more likely it is that he won't be lucky. Roll the dice enough times and eventually you'll get snake eyes, and Chris just won't stop rolling those dice. This may actually be that time.

Not to turn this into another "when Barb dies" thread, but does anyone still think Chris will manage just fine all on his own without a handler once Barb is gone? Look at the trouble he makes for himself with Barb still above ground.

Unless I'm mistaken, there's nothing but silence coming from Chris himself. There are a number of possible reasons for that, better or worse, but the longer the silence continues, the worse his outlook becomes.

I'm pretty sure that was some variation of mace or pepper spray, but Chris hit the employee in the stomach, not the face where it would be most effective. Also, knowing Chris as we do, I would not be surprised if it was dollar store pepper spray, which is probably significantly less effective than the real thing.

Finally I've seen attempts to cosplay Classic Chris at various cons. I wonder if anyone will have the guts to cosplay Sassy Vandal Tomgirl Chris?
 
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Another question: Several posters have said that Chris's probation for hitting Snyder wasn't up until next summer. Didn't he get just one year of probation, and Barb two? His probation should have expired a long time ago. I had speculated that Chris proclaiming himself his own free bitch meant that he was being released from probation a few months early, even.
 
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See? A true lolcow knows how to end the year with a bang. And while Chris looks like an autistic Elton John crossed with frumpy soccer mom here, he is artistic enough to add physical comedy to his performance art. Chris, while you will be leaving us for a while, I hope that the Bubba Saga is the most rewarding. After this showing, you deserve everything you have coming to you.
 
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whitepaws said:
Another question: Several posters have said that Chris's probation for hitting Snyder wasn't up until next summer. Didn't he get just one year of probation, and Barb two? His probation should have expired a long time ago. I had speculated that Chris proclaiming himself his own free bitch meant that he was being released from probation a few months early, even.
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In the set of emails between him and Colin (the made up rival seeking to woo Chris's made up sweetheart), Chris says that his and his mother's probation ends in July.
 
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whitepaws said:
Another question: Several posters have said that Chris's probation for hitting Snyder wasn't up until next summer. Didn't he get just one year of probation, and Barb two? His probation should have expired a long time ago. I had speculated that Chris proclaiming himself his own free bitch meant that he was being released from probation a few months early, even.
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Chris said the probation was through June in an email or text to Colin. Maybe Chris was mistaken or being misleading.

Edited to add: see post #130 in this thread.
 
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