Chris Chan's first role in television, that may never be released

[Homer Simpson]

I don't think the network would just quietly shelve what could be one of their biggest projects of all time. Just saying.

Didn't they cancel venture bros?

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Lol I highly doubt this is real

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I take this as the Executive “Fuck you” for his MLP Generation 5 protests.

These suit and tie figure heads talk. Turner Executives talk to Mattel Executives who talk to Sony Executives who talked to Hasbro Executives.

If Chris hadn’t sperged about My Little Pony, this opportunity and several others could have happened.

Chris in general is far too much of a liability for any legit corporation or business to want to deal with, on the surface level without knowing anything about Chris you’ve got a trans woman with clear mental disabilities who’s a delusional narcissist and after digging a little you’ll find he’s famous because people make fun of him and has previously said many controversial statements, some of which include racial slurs and as well as that he has little talent in art or voice acting or whatever.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Didn't they cancel venture bros?

I mean, it's obvious they cancel based on ratings and revenues.

Chris in general is far too much of a liability for any legit corporation or business to want to deal with, on the surface level without knowing anything about Chris you’ve got a trans woman with clear mental disabilities who’s a delusional narcissist and after digging a little you’ll find he’s famous because people make fun of him and has previously said many controversial statements, some of which include racial slurs and as well as that he has little talent in art or voice acting or whatever.

List of people and organizations who would come out and cancel the show/network because of Chris
Peta
Troons
BLM
Disability Advocates
Autism Speaks
CNN
Fox News
Twitter
Facebook
SEGA
Nintendo
Jaleel White
The cast and production crew of MLP
The Fags
The Dykes
NAACP
Lebron James
The Coca Cola Company
Hitler's Ghost
The SuperStraight Alliance
Walmart
Target
Snyder
Doopie
Mary Lee Walsh
Gamestop
Ellen Paige
Britney Spears
Ariana Grande
The KKK
Antifa
NAMBLA
Minor Attracted Rights Activists
MRAs
The City of Charlottesville
The City of Ruckersville
Greene County School District
Jesus Christ
All religious organizations
People with small penises

 

[Chandler Bing]

Chris in general is far too much of a liability for any legit corporation or business to want to deal with, on the surface level without knowing anything about Chris you’ve got a trans woman with clear mental disabilities who’s a delusional narcissist and after digging a little you’ll find he’s famous because people make fun of him and has previously said many controversial statements, some of which include racial slurs and as well as that he has little talent in art or voice acting or whatever.

Don't forget Chris and the blow up doll video lmao

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am on the fence.

I am leaning that it's bullshit because Chris would be an awful voice actor and wouldn't be able to voice act. Even though voice acting is easier than regular acting, you still gotta be able to emphasize with your voice and stuff and Chris is awful at shit like that. I also don't know how they'd have been able to get him to actually record the lines without someone finding out about it (he'd have to travel to their studio or something). Plus, despite an NDA, Chris would've hinted towards something.

Then again, weirder things have happened so who knows

 

[DongBlow]

I cant believe anyone is dumb enough to believe this.

 

[MooseGump]

Chris and Zach have talked about not letting chris chan get what he wants when one of them joked about letting chris chan have a background cameo in the sonic movie

I doubt they would ever go back on that

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Chris and Zach have talked about not letting chris chan get what he wants when one of them joked about letting chris chan have a background cameo in the sonic movie

I doubt they would ever go back on that

yea wasn't it like, if Chris got a cameo in something official, his ego would go super nova for the rest of his fucking life

 

[geovonnigeovonni]

Didn't they cancel venture bros?

yeah cartoons about fat black women with superpowers just sells better.

 

[Danke]

Idk why Psychicpebbles feels the need to throw part of his life's work for Chris. I don't understand why anyone would go out of there way to support Chris, he's actually not a good person.
Creative, sure
Good, no.

 

[geovonnigeovonni]

yea wasn't it like, if Chris got a cameo in something official, his ego would go super nova for the rest of his fucking life

i have a feeling null is grooming christian into getting the story rights of his life and is also madly in love with him, in my headcannon anyways.

 

[MooseGump]

yea wasn't it like, if Chris got a cameo in something official, his ego would go super nova for the rest of his fucking life

Correct, and I'd imagine chris chan would also want to have more control than just voicing a character of himself on the show so no this just wouldn't work

 

[Cletus Kasady]

I know some people on this board are aware of how much Newgrounds e-celebs like OneyNG, psychicpebbles, Spazkid, etc. love to gossip about CWC, and how sometimes people offer Chris voice acting roles, like the Shrek Retold guys. But this time, Zach Hadel (psychicpebbles) offered Chris Chan a role on his (now cancelled) [adult swim] show.

Spoiler: Leaked images

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But there's one problem, network executives looked into who Chris was, and they shut this shit down immediately and forced Zach into getting Chris O'Neil to redub CWC's original lines, which may never surface unless they're leaked by someone at the studio or Chris himself. This story wouldn't have even surfaced if this leaker that provided the pictures on 4chan never came out with the story.

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UPDATE: Someone in this thread contacted Zach on Twitter and asked if the episode was real. Zach laughed it off and denied its existence

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I hope so badly that this is the real deal.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Don't forget Chris and the blow up doll video lmao

Which one? I know Julay is the most famous, but there are others, like the pretend Jackie date.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Which one? I know Julay is the most famous, but there are others, like the pretend Jackie date.

There are many videos of Chris humping anything he can get his greasy hands on.

 

[General Tug Boat]

They should of had the light bringer on instead of Chris. That would of been more meta.

 

[LiquidKid]

I'm with some kiwis on this being legit without proper sources, but I liked to imagine the network trying to tell chris to stop refering himself as electric hedgehog goddess in the voice recording booth.

Well, going a little further, it’s not the first time Chris has been referenced in Cartoon Network, but also not the first time that studio rejected Chris references. Infamously, the original storyboard for OK KO featured a clear reference to Sonichu that was cut from the finished version. And Adult Swim in particular is known for being net savvy, so while I do fully believe the leaked images are real, I have issue with believing the story that Chris got that far into production without anyone upstairs noticing, especially because that would be firing a trans actress, which would be a PR nightmare

 

[whatever I feel like]

Didn't they cancel venture bros?

No, pretty sure VB just crawled so far up its own ass that it poofed out of existance.

Didn't even know what this show was before today but this rumor blew it up all over my online presence and it looks pretty good.

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

I can believe the images are possibly true. The story I put up in the air and could just be a way to see what interest the show has. I really hope smiling friends gets a season.