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If he can't get a plea for Chris his job is going to get a whole lot harder. Imagine having to defend a client who's so obviously guilty of such a heinous crime? Just imagine trying to bullshit your way proving your client is innocent. It's not like he can drop the ball on this case on purpose, because if he were to he'd be disbarred. He has to put 110% into defending Chris if this goes to trial. If this Super Lawyer isn't an alcoholic now, he will be.
I know someone that they had on video committing the crime. He walked because they wrote down the wrong social security number on the reports. It wasn't a sex crime or anything like that though.

Maybe that's something the defense can look into. An error someplace.
 
I would be surprised if Chris doesn't join the 41 after he realizes the grim prospect of a future that is about to befall on him.
Likely too full of himself to do it. Not entirely out of the realm of possibility, but suicide would imply Chris feels shame or guilt about anything he's done. If the fact he's not going to big boy daycare and he's not getting out of it finally sinks into his Swiss cheese holed, rotten brain, he might attempt suicide to try and run away from the consequences.
 
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He got his 15 minutes from selling the arrest footage. I doubt he's gonna actively follow up on it anymore.
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He certainly did
 
I would bet $1,000 that CWC is not the craziest client he's ever dealt with. Probably not even in the top ten.

Sometimes people underestimate just how crazy criminal defendants can be.
This. Regardless of what TV has told us, most criminals are not just evil but total morons. They say stupid things and incriminate themselves all the time because they can't keep their mouths shut. Chris might be weirder than the average criminal, but being a defense attorney involves dealing with such frustrating losers all the time.
 
I would bet $1,000 that CWC is not the craziest client he's ever dealt with. Probably not even in the top ten.

Sometimes people underestimate just how crazy criminal defendants can be.
Chris is not crazy. Chris is just fucking childish and completely sane but so selfish and incapable of admitting faults that he creates CRAZY excuse to get out of difficult situations.

The ultimate manchild.

Not insane.
 
Do we know if Heilberg is a family lawyer of some kind or is he just a public defender?

It looks like Heilberg has an arrangement that's common in many courts around the US. Private criminal defense attorneys often have arrangements with the state to take cases if the PD is short-staffed or unavailable.
 
Is there still any hope this is all a big Chris lie that got out of hand? Another fake story, another illusion Chris is pretending to be real because this is, in some way, part of his big role play thing about dimension merges and shit?
Is there any medical report related to Barb showing if she indeed had sexual intercourse for the past month or (god forbid) was found any Chris dna (CUM) in her?
 
Is there still any hope this is all a big Chris lie that got out of hand? Another fake story, another illusion Chris is pretending to be real because this is, in some way, part of his big role play thing about dimension merges and shit?
Is there any medical report related to Barb showing if she indeed had sexual intercourse for the past month or (god forbid) was found any Chris dna (CUM) in her?

If Chris and Barb both denied it, there's a very good chance that it would have been dismissed already. If the only proof is Chris talking shit on a call then I doubt the prosecutor would want to go forward with it. This means that either Barb or Chris told police that it happened. My prediction (feel free to bookmark this, I'm fairly confident) is that Barb told police that she was being raped by Chris. Because, well, that's what happened. I'm sure that Barb has an instinct to protect Chris from the justice system but I don't think that would extend to her covering up the rape.

I also can't discount the possibility that Chris thought that it was consensual and therefore legal, and admitted to it thinking that it wouldn't get him in trouble.
 
Is there still any hope this is all a big Chris lie that got out of hand? Another fake story, another illusion Chris is pretending to be real because this is, in some way, part of his big role play thing about dimension merges and shit?
Is there any medical report related to Barb showing if she indeed had sexual intercourse for the past month or (god forbid) was found any Chris dna (CUM) in her?
People don't get arrested before the end of protective order because of some lie that got out of hand. They found something, otherwise if his word would be enough, he would be arrested right there that same day it got reported.
 
Is there still any hope this is all a big Chris lie that got out of hand? Another fake story, another illusion Chris is pretending to be real because this is, in some way, part of his big role play thing about dimension merges and shit?
Is there any medical report related to Barb showing if she indeed had sexual intercourse for the past month or (god forbid) was found any Chris dna (CUM) in her?

We know Chris has done stupid things before, but why would he create such a damning lie? Even if no one reported him to the authorities, he'd gain nothing. Occam's Razor says he did it and bragged about it because he wanted to, as always.
 
Is there still any hope this is all a big Chris lie that got out of hand? Another fake story, another illusion Chris is pretending to be real because this is, in some way, part of his big role play thing about dimension merges and shit?
Is there any medical report related to Barb showing if she indeed had sexual intercourse for the past month or (god forbid) was found any Chris dna (CUM) in her?
Not really, but there's not much in the way of concrete proof that we've seen. I'm sure it's there, simply by virtue of them pressing charges. A sperg with a habit of saying weird shit saying weird shit isn't enough to put someone in jail on charges, much less get a conviction.
 
Is there still any hope this is all a big Chris lie that got out of hand? Another fake story, another illusion Chris is pretending to be real because this is, in some way, part of his big role play thing about dimension merges and shit?
Is there any medical report related to Barb showing if she indeed had sexual intercourse for the past month or (god forbid) was found any Chris dna (CUM) in her?
If the grand jury brings sexual assault charges next week then they probably have physical evidence from an examination on Barb, which will rule out any possibility of this being a very dumb lie/fantasy,
 
If Chris and Barb both denied it, there's a very good chance that it would have been dismissed already. If the only proof is Chris talking shit on a call then I doubt the prosecutor would want to go forward with it. This means that either Barb or Chris told police that it happened. My prediction (feel free to bookmark this, I'm fairly confident) is that Barb told police that she was being raped by Chris. Because, well, that's what happened. I'm sure that Barb has an instinct to protect Chris from the justice system but I don't think that would extend to her covering up the rape.
Or they found physical evidence that Barb had sex/been assaulted. Then they asked her if it was consensual, and told her if it was she'd be charged with incest. If not, then she'd be fine. Of course she'd say it wasn't consensual. Either way, the fact they're keeping Chris locked up with pending charges is pretty good evidence that she snitched on Chris.
 
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