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[Alpha Kennybody]

I also seriously doubt if he has the ability, let alone the motivation to draw something that doesn’t revolve around himself.

I've often theorised he couldn't continue the Sonichu comics even if he wanted to. The first issue is essentially a rip off of Sonic Adventure, and then it becomes about Chris and trolls. Why? Because Chris can't imagine anything but himself. The plot is about him finding a girlfriend, him fighting mall cops, him fighting trolls, him fulfilling sexual fantasies with his cast. Robbie becomes Trans because Chris is Trans... the characters have dating lessons in school because Chris can't get laid... he really is the simpsons joke about Poochie:

"Every time Chris Chan isn't on page, the characters should be asking where is Chris Chan?"

When the trolling got less inspired, and people did less radical things to Chris, he wilted and stopped caring too.

I've gone back to the Geno documentaries, and his aunt dies and the funeral is planned for his 27th birthday. He moans he'll miss a pancake meal planned with the church. This is a man with ZERO empathy. It's no wonder he sees himself a God, because frankly, he's the text book solipsist.

Maybe in their dimension, a sudden shadow is lifted... and for the first time ever, the sonichu characters are finally free. Maybe it's free to have their own adventures, or maybe it's free to fade peacefully and painlessly into oblivion, safe in the knowledge their god won't randomly anally fist them, bum them, turn them trans, or interupt their day because he needs help defeating mall security. Maybe now, Billy Mays can fix the economy of the town, close down the soup hotels, and force people to get jobs. Finally, the balance is restored to the force.

*cue Sonichu and friends dancing to the Ewok music around a bonfire, whilst the dimensional portal closes one final time*

 

[Fapcop]

but hes seemed and acted very delusional for many years

Actually no he didn’t. He was LARPing on Twitter yes, but when did Chris ever follow up on those “delusions”?

Why pay your bills if the merge is coming, for example?

Why didn’t Chris ever try to rob a bank and run away at Sonichu speed if he REALLY believed he’s Sonichu?

Because he knows dat shit ain’t real nigga, that’s why.


Another example: Where does the whole tinfoil crazy meme come from?

From schizophrenics doing crazy things like putting up aluminum foil to keep out the CIA’s brainwaves or whatever.

Can you point to one similarly crazy thing Chris has done IRL?

Nope. Chris’s “delusions” are performative. Not real.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

Literally nothing but Autism, being ugly as fuck and awkward and MASSIVE entitlement - reinforced by mommy and daddy and EVEN WORSE the fucking weeks giving him money and sending him toys - is "wrong" with Chris.

But I still can't look at Cole without wanting his teeth on the curb.

 

[Mason Verger]

I've often theorised he couldn't continue the Sonichu comics even if he wanted to. The first issue is essentially a rip off of Sonic Adventure, and then it becomes about Chris and trolls. Why? Because Chris can't imagine anything but himself. The plot is about him finding a girlfriend, him fighting mall cops, him fighting trolls, him fulfilling sexual fantasies with his cast. Robbie becomes Trans because Chris is Trans... the characters have dating lessons in school because Chris can't get laid... he really is the simpsons joke about Poochie:

"Every time Chris Chan isn't on page, the characters should be asking where is Chris Chan?"

When the trolling got less inspired, and people did less radical things to Chris, he wilted and stopped caring too.

I've gone back to the Geno documentaries, and his aunt dies and the funeral is planned for his 27th birthday. He moans he'll miss a pancake meal planned with the church. This is a man with ZERO empathy. It's no wonder he sees himself a God, because frankly, he's the text book solipsist.

Maybe in their dimension, a sudden shadow is lifted... and for the first time ever, the sonichu characters are finally free. Maybe it's free to have their own adventures, or maybe it's free to fade peacefully and painlessly into oblivion, safe in the knowledge their god won't randomly anally fist them, bum them, turn them trans, or interupt their day because he needs help defeating mall security. Maybe now, Billy Mays can fix the economy of the town, close down the soup hotels, and force people to get jobs. Finally, the balance is restored to the force.

*cue Sonichu and friends dancing to the Ewok music around a bonfire, whilst the dimensional portal closes one final time*

I big thing is also he’s just lazy. Why draw the comics when he had an audience already eating up his written merge gospel aka. whatever plot he stole from the most recent cartoons he watched.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Nope. Chris’s “delusions” are performative. Not real.

Maybe, but then I look at things like the Idea Guys, and the time he went to the mall because he was told Sonichu (or some other fictional bollocks) would be there. I think you're right, but then part of me wonders if he's also just really naïve at times, or hopeful for his escapism to come true.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

And if you’d ever seen someone actually suffering from schizophrenia or having some kind of psychotic break, you’d notice the clear differences between that and Chris Merge babble.

This is 100% true. I won't powerlevel too much, but I will say that I've worked with True and Honest schizophrenics in the past. They are totally different from Chris. Chris likes to escape into imaginationland, but that's a maladaptive coping mechanism and not schizophrenia.

It's also important to remember that Chris underwent an actual psychological evaluation after he was suspended from PVCC, and there was no mention of schizophrenia. This is available on the CWCki.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Nothing. He’s wisely once again pretending the Weston Chandlers don’t exist.

Perhaps for the better. I’m wondering if Chris has name dropped him during hearings. Sorry for asking again but has Docforbin/Peter Guerin say anything?

 

[LadiosSopp]

Sorry if I’m late on this one but has there been any reaction from Cole at all so far? I know he has an intense hatred for Barb but all of this must be disturbing as fuck for him regardless. I can’t help but feel bad for the guy, what a fucking nightmare.

Last I heard he was instantly blocking anyone mentioning Barb or Chris with no response given. Even other people liking memes or messages sent his way.

Guy may be a pompous asshole, but that's definitely the smart move. I wouldn't want anything to do with them either.

 

[haunted vagina]

And if you’d ever seen someone actually suffering from schizophrenia or having some kind of psychotic break, you’d notice the clear differences between that and Chris Merge babble.

Schizophrenics who have a religious background almost always have religious delusions. We know Chris went to church often at least when Bob was around. If he was a schizo he would hear angels and demons and hopefully they would be communicating basic religious messages like don't fuck your mom.

 

[silentium]

Besides autism, the only sort of psychiatric diagnosis Chris plausibly has is narcissistic personality disorder.

As has already been said, psychotic delusions are unshakeable without medication. And they often focus on things going on with the outside world or other people. Stuff like driving to a celebrity's house because you believe they're your secret lover, trying to kill your neighbor because you believe he's pumping poison gas into your house or going down massive rabbit holes about secret service organizations.

Chris has done nothing of this sort. And has on multiple occasions shown he can stop his role playing and magical thinking if the situation requires it. Had Chris been psychotic at his hearing, he wouldn't have cared about pronouns or toys.

 

[Chazzed Up]

This is 100% true. I won't powerlevel too much, but I will say that I've worked with True and Honest schizophrenics in the past. They are totally different from Chris. Chris likes to escape into imaginationland, but that's a maladaptive coping mechanism and not schizophrenia.

It's also important to remember that Chris underwent an actual psychological evaluation after he was suspended from PVCC, and there was no mention of schizophrenia. This is available on the CWCki.

Isn't that Gail lady who has all the fictional husbands a confirmed schizo? I don't see much difference in the fictional world she created for herself and Chris's, assuming that Chris truly believes his delusions. I agree with the setiment expressed that the onset would have likey been sooner for Chris. Though the age of Chris's father also puts him in a risk group more prone to schizophrenia... is there ever a case of someone not showing severe symptoms until their 30s like Chris did?

I had been wondering if Randy Stair might have been entering the onset of becoming schizo since he mentioned shit like hearing voices and having hallucinations. But I read recently that he had been found with quite a bit of benadryl in his system, and I reconsidered if perhaps he had been abusing that and fucking up his mind. He was much more lucid most of the time than Chris though and I somewhat doubted his actual belief in the waifu religion shit.

 

[Googolplex]

being able to speak and do the baseline levels of personal care does not make one highly functional,and chris does need a tard-wrangler, hes needed one for years, and his exec. functioning skills decision making skills, personal care skills are all very very low par

yeah I might be wrong but i thought they don't use the term "high-functioning" to refer to autism in the professional medical field, it's divided into different levels and Chris DEFINITELY does not fit the 'highest-functioning' level.

Personally i've wondered if chris has a chromosomal disorder

 

[haunted vagina]

He's not as high functioning as people who can have careers in science and still have an autism diagnosis, he's not smart enough for that, but he could have been as "high functioning" as any other average small-town person who works in a metal shop and goes to high school football games on Friday night, if he had been taught any semblance of self-control and responsibility during the years when it would have stuck. The autism is not what's limiting his ability to live independently.

 

[***LUMPY***]

I've often theorised he couldn't continue the Sonichu comics even if he wanted to. The first issue is essentially a rip off of Sonic Adventure, and then it becomes about Chris and trolls. Why? Because Chris can't imagine anything but himself. The plot is about him finding a girlfriend, him fighting mall cops, him fighting trolls, him fulfilling sexual fantasies with his cast. Robbie becomes Trans because Chris is Trans... the characters have dating lessons in school because Chris can't get laid... he really is the simpsons joke about Poochie:

"Every time Chris Chan isn't on page, the characters should be asking where is Chris Chan?"

When the trolling got less inspired, and people did less radical things to Chris, he wilted and stopped caring too.

I've gone back to the Geno documentaries, and his aunt dies and the funeral is planned for his 27th birthday. He moans he'll miss a pancake meal planned with the church. This is a man with ZERO empathy. It's no wonder he sees himself a God, because frankly, he's the text book solipsist.

Maybe in their dimension, a sudden shadow is lifted... and for the first time ever, the sonichu characters are finally free. Maybe it's free to have their own adventures, or maybe it's free to fade peacefully and painlessly into oblivion, safe in the knowledge their god won't randomly anally fist them, bum them, turn them trans, or interupt their day because he needs help defeating mall security. Maybe now, Billy Mays can fix the economy of the town, close down the soup hotels, and force people to get jobs. Finally, the balance is restored to the force.

*cue Sonichu and friends dancing to the Ewok music around a bonfire, whilst the dimensional portal closes one final time*

that was a beautiful ending

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Held without bond until September 16th... RIP

What a lovely day that will be.

If you're capable of being talked into raping your own mother, you 1. Still raped your own mother and 2. Probably need to be put away in some fashion for the rest of your life for the safety of yourself and others.

Bella needs to be in man prison right next to him, but yeah, Chris is still culpable.

We have moved far past the days of zany things like him being tricked into going to Ohio by a thirteen year old boy pretending to be a sexy lady, and we just have to accept that.

 

[King Kiwi]

The only funny part is that Null took over and became the big brother to chris that Cole never wisely wanted to be haha.

Cole may be wise, but it takes a caring heart to be a real big brother.

 

[JimboWhales]

Isn't that Gail lady who has all the fictional husbands a confirmed schizo? I don't see much difference in the fictional world she created for herself and Chris's, assuming that Chris truly believes his delusions. I agree with the setiment expressed that the onset would have likey been sooner for Chris. Though the age of Chris's father also puts him in a risk group more prone to schizophrenia... is there ever a case of someone not showing severe symptoms until their 30s like Chris did?

I had been wondering if Randy Stair might have been entering the onset of becoming schizo since he mentioned shit like hearing voices and having hallucinations. But I read recently that he had been found with quite a bit of benadryl in his system, and I reconsidered if perhaps he had been abusing that and fucking up his mind. He was much more lucid most of the time than Chris though and I somewhat doubted his actual belief in the waifu religion shit.

Yeah I think the armchair psychiatry going on in this thread is kind of dumb. You can be schizophrenic and not think you’re being chased by gnomes all the time, or you can sometimes be delusional enough to think The Merge is happening and other times be lucid enough to pay the bills. The actual diagnostic requirements are here.

There’s also a lot of other illnesses you can have. This board tends to act like there are only three mental illnesses and they’re Autism, Frothing Insanity, and Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

I think the fact that Chris has yet to be diagnosed as a schizo is about all their is to say on the topic until if/when that changes.

 

[Shanndog]

Debating Chris's IQ is always boring. It's a sketchy metric to begin with, but in this case it's almost entirely irrelevant.

Chris learned to drive a car, Chris learned basic cooking skills, Chris can use a smartphone and hook up video game systems and so on. This sets the bar extremely low, obviously, but the point is that Chris has the mental faculties required to do many of the basic tasks necessary to be an average joe living in the modern world.

Social intelligence and emotional intelligence have always been Chris's problem and always will be. It doesn't matter if his IQ is low or average or whatever because it's never been what held him back. Hubris, entitlement, obsessiveness, stubbornness, poor introspection skills, and a generally faulty theory of mind are the main flaws that have crippled Chris.

i had heard rumors off and on that bob pulled some strings so Chris could get his driver license, don't hold me to that, but i would not be surprised in the least if that was the case ... but to be fair, while not super common: some folks who are mildly retarded can drive, we had a few clients who were able to read good enough and understand directions enough to drive to certain familiar places, or with simple directions. the IQs of both ladies who drove was in the 60s, and one guy, his IQ was 58 and he actually was taught at his special school to drive since he was able to read, but these people were mentally retarded, they were lucky in a sense that they did not have additional learning disabilities such as dyslexia and the like. also : smart phones, are operated at like pro level by pre school children, and again, many of our clients, some fairly significantly impaired, were able to operate smart devices as they became more mainstream. some of them used adaptive aps and software too

 

[Fapcop]

I've often theorised he couldn't continue the Sonichu comics even if he wanted to. The first issue is essentially a rip off of Sonic Adventure, and then it becomes about Chris and trolls. Why? Because Chris can't imagine anything but himself. The plot is about him finding a girlfriend, him fighting mall cops, him fighting trolls, him fulfilling sexual fantasies with his cast. Robbie becomes Trans because Chris is Trans... the characters have dating lessons in school because Chris can't get laid... he really is the simpsons joke about Poochie:

"Every time Chris Chan isn't on page, the characters should be asking where is Chris Chan?"

When the trolling got less inspired, and people did less radical things to Chris, he wilted and stopped caring too.

I've gone back to the Geno documentaries, and his aunt dies and the funeral is planned for his 27th birthday. He moans he'll miss a pancake meal planned with the church. This is a man with ZERO empathy. It's no wonder he sees himself a God, because frankly, he's the text book solipsist.

Maybe in their dimension, a sudden shadow is lifted... and for the first time ever, the sonichu characters are finally free. Maybe it's free to have their own adventures, or maybe it's free to fade peacefully and painlessly into oblivion, safe in the knowledge their god won't randomly anally fist them, bum them, turn them trans, or interupt their day because he needs help defeating mall security. Maybe now, Billy Mays can fix the economy of the town, close down the soup hotels, and force people to get jobs. Finally, the balance is restored to the force.

*cue Sonichu and friends dancing to the Ewok music around a bonfire, whilst the dimensional portal closes one final time*

Don’t forget about Rosechu finally being free to fulfill her lifelong dream of studying engineering after a vapid life of nonstop sex and shopping,


And of course the biggest victim. Poor sweet Sonichu. No longer has he fear being anally raped by his father or be a dildo for Rosechu.

No superspeed, no crime fighting.

He’ll be able to enjoy a casual stroll for once, and will probably move up in the mountains to a cabin for a life of quiet contemplation, reading books and going hunting. And NEVER! SEEING! A FUCKING MALL! EVER! AGAIN!


Fuck, to celebrate their freedom from their autistic overlord, all of CWCville will probably gather for a symbolic destruction of the mall.

Especially since it fits Mayor Mays plan of revitalizing the mall/soup hotel based economy through supporting small, local businesses and bulding parks and art galleries for recreation.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I guess we'll have to get real buddy-buddy with the jail workers then huh?

Do inmates have access to the internet?

and as Chris said to Cole in that fateful video after he cut ties: "He should love his mother"

I love when Chris's house burned down and he expected Cole to come running with money, not realising he's not obligated to help a bunch of wasteful hoarders who made their house into a fire hazard.

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