Chris court appearance

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RodgerDodger said:
I can’t believe some photoshop talented Kiwi hasn’t graced us with that image yet.
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Ask and ye shall receive:
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Yeah, I know it sucks.

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Made another one:
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RodgerDodger said:
Oddly, this may turn out to be Chris’s greatest protection in prison. The fact that he is strangely entertaining. They may avoid shanking him, just to see what he does next.
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Haha
Jailbird weens. You never know they could get caught up with his antics just like we do.
 
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Baloney Face said:
His "girlfriend", you know (per that infamous conversation).
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This is what I hate the most about this situation beside crime itself and Chrises justifications. It's retarded to tell that Null tried to cover him or something, but in the end he tried to explain it as Chris "covering one thing with another", but only because for some fucking reason Chris decided to tell him this lie. If he kept his mounth shut, no one would be able even to think that Null had something to do with it. Chris basically roped him into this.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
This is what I hate the most about this situation beside crime itself and Chrises justifications. It's retarded to tell that Null tried to cover him or something, but in the end he tried to explain it as Chris "covering one thing with another", but only because for some fucking reason Chris decided to tell him this lie. If he kept his mounth shut, no one would be able even to think that Null had something to do with it. Chris basically roped him into this.
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That's why Chris is an idiot.

If he had just kept his yap shut long enough, he could have gone to Bronycon 2 point blow.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
That's why Chris is an idiot.

If he had just kept his yap shut long enough, he could have gone to Bronycon 2 point blow.
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No, my issue is that he told that to Null at all, but in the end it is good that we had that leak for several reasons:

- Now Chris won't be able to do this anymore and will be punished. Otherwise he would keep doing that and I can't see any other way that could be revealed someday.
- If things were going the way they were, ILJ would blackmail Chris into something worse. No, I am not sorry for him, I just think he should be dealt with in court and not by someone who is more fucked up than him.
- Barb could die and he would get away with everything, since recording is not enough and people would feel sorry for him and wouldn't believe that.

On the other hand they could leak this shit when he would go to the convention. Getting curbstomped by some ponyfag would be just glorious.
 
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Baloney Face said:
But I don't think on purpose.

I'm not trying to paint Chris as some well meaning retard who cannot be deliberately evil. But I do think him incapable of complex evil, because that requires some insight into what other people are like.
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I understand that, but in the end he did what he did and I really can't explain why beyond "I got laid and everyone should know this".
 
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AnOminous said:
Entertainment is incredibly sparse in prison. Imagine being in prison and you suddenly have a lolcow. Imagine a sitcom based on such a concept! Hollywood, here we come!
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Niggos becomes new jailhouse slang, and everyone calls the CO's Jerkops.
Both Jantarius and Alfonso wait with baited breath for the adventures of Prisonchu, the electric convict Pokémon

I want to believe.
 
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AnOminous said:
Imagine being in prison and you suddenly have a lolcow.
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Nutritious_Banana said:
I want to believe.
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Me too, but my prediction is still that Chris will not be held with the general population in a regular prison.

And getting off "lightly" is subjective. Life will be less fun for Chris going forward, no matter what happens.
 
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Jack Awful said:
I still have a bad feeling Chris will get off lightly.
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Anything more than this grounded instinct is just us blowing ourselves a bit; understandable, given the temporary loss of a cow. THE cow, really. It feels appropriate to imagine the bigger outcomes, especially given his antics he has been known to do in court. But I genuinely think you're right. This may not be the big blowout many are looking for...much more likely to be a bizarre sidestory on our way to the Real End
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
As long as he registers as a sex offender, Chris' days of going to conventions are over.
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Elaborating on the idea that getting off "lightly" is subjective.

The only scenario for Chris with zero confinement to an institution (prison or otherwise):
Intermittently homeless registered sex offender.
Not terribly survivable for him.

The best possible case (for Chris) IMO: Non-prison mental institution with plenty of Thorazine or the like.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
As long as he registers as a sex offender, Chris' days of going to conventions are over.
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Well, I've heard furries are ok with letting registered sex offenders to their sabbaths, Chris just needs to finally cross this line too.
 
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