Chris court appearance

[Jack Awful]

And getting off "lightly" is subjective. Life will be less fun for Chris going forward, no matter what happens.

I wonder if that happens there will be a new generation of A-Logs emboldened by Chris's crimes with no one to defend him, as all his white knights left for the same reasons.

 

[A_throwaway_name62919]

Parole Hearing: Do you feel remorse?
Chris: BUT ACTUALLY...

Well that would never come up, as Virginia abolished discretionary parole back in the mid-90s. I believe there's still some limited ability to earn time off for good behavior, but if Chris gets sentenced to jail time, he'll be serving at least 85% of it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

with no one to defend him, as all his white knights left for the same reasons.

C'mon, even before ILJ there were retards saying "look what years of trolling did to him, he probably didn't understand what he was doing" even though it was clear that Chris knew that it is illegal and will get him in trouble. And now, even though there is no proof of her forcing Chris to do any of this, they already claim that she made him do it. Ted Bundy had mountains of letters from women each week, married one of them and had a son with her, while being incomparably worse than Chris, so there will always be someone defending him if not because of stupidity and delusions, then just to get piece of "fame".

There's enough horror already.

Surprisingly high number of them were ready to take Kero back, even though he is guilty as sin.

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

I still have a bad feeling Chris will get off lightly.

On the contrary, Barb is the one getting off due to the bent duck hitting her G(eriatric) spot like no other lover could.

 

[Fapcop]

As long as he registers as a sex offender, Chris' days of going to conventions are over.

So what you’re saying is that if Chris gets, say six months of jail along with major probation/suspended sentence and registering as a sex offender..

We will get some hilarious videos where Chris rages, stomps his feet and calls his judge a “dang stupid troll judge!” because he can’t go to a pony con?

Pretty sure Null will get an honorable mention too: “Joshua who STOLE mah covention money!”

I can live with that!

On the contrary, Barb is the one getting off due to the bent duck hitting her G(eriatric) spot like no other lover could.

NGL: Dabbing on Bob and calling him a selfish lover “only interested in his own pleasure” to brag about his mighty, G-spot finding bent duck, is a bit of a dick move.

 

[Floralfeline]

Pretty sure Null will get an honorable mention too: “Joshua who STOLE mah covention money!”

You know the fact that Everfree is going on and he's not there is just eating him up more than anything right now. If anything he probably only realizes he should've kept his mouth shut since he was so close to free money and con trip.

EDIT: Out of curiosity I checked the events. They're having a Gaming Pajama Party. Chris is definitely kicking himself for missing out on a chance at pony slumber party and a chance to cop a few feels no doubt.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Parole Hearing: Do you feel remorse?
Chris: BUT ACTUALLY...but during da stone age, this would have happened when I got my first public hair...therefore, I am not guilty

FTFY

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

FTFY

*But during the stone age

 

[Fapcop]

FTFY

Chris will never admit he did anything wrong.

Parole hearing: “Your lack of remorse is noted. Anything else you’d like to add to this parole hearing Mr. Chandler?”

Chris: “Mhm... I’d just like to point out that I was focusing on HER pleasure and not my ah.. Own! And eh I was kind and gentle!”

 

[Pointless Sperg]

You know the fact that Everfree is going on and he's not there is just eating him up more than anything right now. If anything he probably only realizes he should've kept his mouth shut since he was so close to free money and con trip.

Only if he remembers to think about it. Chris generally only acts on things that are either immediately happening or are what he is thinking about at that very moment. That's why it's so easy to manipulate him in the short term -- whatever idea you put in front of him becomes his whole world of the moment.

It's not that he can't remember things, it's that they're not important to him if it's not what has his attention. Without the internet to remind him of Everfree he probably won't even realize it's happening right now.

 

[Floralfeline]

Only if he remembers to think about it. Chris generally only acts on things that are either immediately happening or are what he is thinking about at that very moment. That's why it's so easy to manipulate him in the short term -- whatever idea you put in front of him becomes his whole world of the moment.

It's not that he can't remember things, it's that they're not important to him if it's not what has his attention. Without the internet to remind him of Everfree he probably won't even realize it's happening right now.

I don't know. Everfree and a free 5,000 bucks seemed pretty important to him. It was something he was looking forward to and with his autistic way of remembering important dates, I bet he knows it's going on. He could've been in a nice hotel room, but now has to sit in a cell and miss out on the giant pony party.

 

[timewave0]

imagine the nightmare he will be when he leaves prison. he would be the walking dead View attachment 2445275

I wonder if they’ll ever see each other again. Is Barb ambulatory enough to visit him in prison? Would she even want or be allowed to? If I had to bet on it, I’d say they will never meet again.

I don't know. Everfree and a free 5,000 bucks seemed pretty important to him. It was something he was looking forward to and with his autistic way of remembering important dates, I bet he knows it's going on. He could've been in a nice hotel room, but now has to sit in a cell and miss out on the giant pony party.

I’m sure he’s there right now in dimension C-197. At least that’s what he’s telling himself.
Edit to avoid doublepost - everyone’s talking about Chris in jail as if he’ll be in gen pop. I’m thinking he’ll be held in protective custody or in a psych ward, no?

 

[Mason Verger]

I don't know. Everfree and a free 5,000 bucks seemed pretty important to him. It was something he was loomong forward to and with his autistic way of remembering important dates, I bet he knows it's going on. He could've been in a nice hotel room, but now has to sit in a cell and miss out on the giant pony party.

Yeah, two weeks isn’t enough time to pass for him to lose track of ponycon weekend. Plus, the fool has nothing but time to sit and ponder on his situation.

Fucking hilarious, this had the strong potential to be the best weekend of his life. He’s never rolled this deep into a con before, literally all expenses paid and lot of fun money to throw around in a safe, trendy, ultra liberal city that’s he’s never been to before.

 

[Blue_Snow]

I wonder if they’ll ever see each other again. Is Barb ambulatory enough to visit him in prison? Would she even want or be allowed to? If I had to bet on it, I’d say they will never meet again.

since she has Alzheimer’s and most likely will be in a nursing home, no. He raped her and a lot of times the courts will not allow that. Also, since she’s 79 and was in poor health the most of her life, she still most likely die while Chris is in prison. im betting money that they will never see each other again. It’s sad, but Chris fucked himself on this. I hate barb but not seeing your kids anymore while you’re at death‘s door is very depressing.

 

[deeman]

What is the odds of him Curse-Ye-HA the judge in his face, earning the death sentence?

 

[Blue_Snow]

What is the odds of him Curse-Ye-HA the judge in his face, earning the death sentence?

We can only hope.

 

[shubniggurath]

What is the odds of him Curse-Ye-HA the judge in his face, earning the death sentence?

i doubt hell do that, i know for a fact hell keep interrupting the judge and shit because hes incapable of shutting the fuck up.
after spending time in jail for however long, the severity of his situation has definitely kicked in by now.

 

[Baloney Face]

i doubt hell do that, i know for a fact hell keep interrupting the judge and shit because hes incapable of shutting the fuck up.

It's his lawyer's job to keep him quiet. We'll see.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

What is the odds of him Curse-Ye-HA the judge in his face, earning the death sentence?

You mean a death sentence for the judge, surely?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So what you’re saying is that if Chris gets, say six months of jail along with major probation/suspended sentence and registering as a sex offender..

We will get some hilarious videos where Chris rages, stomps his feet and calls his judge a “dang stupid troll judge!” because he can’t go to a pony con?

Pretty sure Null will get an honorable mention too: “Joshua who STOLE mah covention money!”

I can live with that!

Yep. Everyone working on Chris' case now knows of his past, especially his deviancy (having sex with his blowup dolls, sitting on cakes). This, aside from being incarcerated, is probably the best punishment for Chris after years of being spoiled, entitled, and getting away with stuff. He has to know years on creeping up on women are going to take their toll.