Chris' email hacked by scammers

[Tubular Monkey]

aaaaannnnnndddddd here's the angry facebook:

Happy weekend, everybody.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I am not in any trouble with any police or "embassy".

For now...

Also why has Chris put the word embassy in quotation marks like it's a fake type of building?

Sadly, the only thing that really surprises me about this and the subsequent Facebook rant is that he spelled "Philippines" correctly.

also only one unnecessary capitalization

I don't think Chris is so stupid that he can't spell a word in front of him incorrectly/doesn't know how to copy and paste.

I don't know. How many times has he screwed up "seinor" now, despite immortalizing its prom? You're right, though, Chris probably just pasted it because I doubt Chris even realized that the Philippines existed until today.

 

[Some JERK]

I have not ever been to the Philippines

"Nor could I point to them on a map."

that's in Australia right?

Close. They're right between the Marianas Trench and the Sea of Tranquility.

 

[itsautism]

As if Chris even knows where the Phillipines are, let alone actually vacationing there.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The only situation where Chris could actually go to the police and be right for once, he treats it as a mere annoyance.

While expecting to see Megan or Snyder arrested for causing him STRESS

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

As if Chris even knows where the Phillipines are, let alone actually vacationing there.

Sadly, a Filipino mail-order bride might be Chris's last legit chance of getting a sweetheart.

 

[CWCissey]

As if Chris even knows where the Phillipines are, let alone actually vacationing there.

Sadly, a Filipino mail-order bride might be Chris's last legit chance of getting a sweetheart.

NO DARKIES!

It's more than likely he'd go for one of those Eastern European brides. Then complain about the trolls when they send over her family too/send a cardboard cut out of the girl/send nothing/steal what little he has in his account/send some Mafia goons around.

But knowing Chris if he would go down that route he'd likely cheap out and get some girl that was heavily affected by Chernobyl.

 

[Some JERK]

Wait, how the hell has he "Mainly" not ever been in the Phillippines?

 

[Cid Highwind]

I have not ever been to the Philippines
"Nor could I point to them on a map."
that's in Australia right?
Close. They're right between the Marianas Trench and the Sea of Tranquility.

I thought it was by Valles Marinaris.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

As if Chris even knows where the Phillipines are, let alone actually vacationing there.

Sadly, a Filipino mail-order bride might be Chris's last legit chance of getting a sweetheart.

NO DARKIES!

It's more than likely he'd go for one of those Eastern European brides. Then complain about the trolls when they send over her family too/send a cardboard cut out of the girl/send nothing/steal what little he has in his account/send some Mafia goons around.

But knowing Chris if he would go down that route he'd likely cheap out and get some girl that was heavily affected by Chernobyl.

No slow-in-da-mind windows to hell!

But if Chris really went to the Philippines, he'd probably do something like wander down to Mindano, get kidnapped and held for ransom by Islamic separatists, and then get angrily released when they realize they have the least valuable hostage ever.

 

[Male]

"Someone is pretending to be me in Spoofing"

That's pretty much what spoofing is you dip

 

[DrChristianTroy]

aaaaannnnnndddddd here's the angry facebook:

Why did he put the word embassy in quotes? God he probably doesn't know what the embassy is.

 

[Lucrid]

But if Chris really went to the Philippines, he'd probably do something like wander down to Mindano, get kidnapped and held for ransom by Islamic separatists, and then get angrily released when they realize they have the least valuable hostage ever.

He would probably go to Mindanao because someone told him that there was a MILF there...

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Even Filipino DANG DIRTY TROLLS play kick the autistic!

But even if Chris got pickpocketed/mugged while traveling abroad, the credit cards would be maxed out with horrible interest, and the cash and cell phone would be covered with residue.

You know what the Philippines is (in)famous for right? Sex tourism! I wonder what he was doing down there?

My best guy friend who I loved and who I would have married in a heartbeat went to the Philippines without telling me and began dating this barely legal chick. He's brought her to the states more than once. It devastated me so much that he would do that over choosing a life with someone who loved him that I nearly killed myself.

 

[applecat]

but his screen caps, is a good indication he does his internetting on his phone now a days

To be fair, he probably doesn't have to start and restart his phone 3 times before using it.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He probably thinks an embassy is an embassy suite hotel.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Wait…I thought "spoofing" was when someone calls someone else using a caller ID that isn't theirs, or at least that's what Bob said...

 

[The Knife]

Oh Jesus. I hope whoever gets that email doesn't do a search on the name or their day's going to get a whole lot weirder.

 

[CatParty]

imagine all of the "julay" responses the poor scammer will be getting

 

[Smutley]

The only situation where Chris could actually go to the police and be right for once, he treats it as a mere annoyance.

While expecting to see Megan or Snyder arrested for causing him STRESS

Going to the police won't do anything at all. Someone hacked his email login and is sending out messages as him to people probably on his contact list. They'll tell him to stop bothering them if he calls, unless they decided to be nice and tell him to change his password and stop being dumb.