Chris' Epiphany (Sept. 2, 2013)

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Sweet and Savoury said:
I can't believe he's blaming Rob Bell, does he not know how pricey an experience Crimean lawyer costs?
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Damn you, autocorrect. :mrgreen:
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
I don't think Chris has really had an epiphany as much as he's fishing for pity.
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Basically yeah. This is just another variation of the autism card that he loves to play so often.
 
I'm inclined that Chris doesn't mean "mental problems" like a normal person means it, as in "I'm losing my grip on things. I can't control myself. I'm unstable. I need help." I think he means "I have problems in my life that are affecting my happiness and my mind is dwelling on it." Or I could be over analyzing our chubby autist.
 
Sakamoto said:
On his FB post today (9/2/13), it seems Chris may have finally realized something important.

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Source: http://i.imgur.com/AVDRDNn.png
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How long it took you before you realized that?
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
I can't believe he's blaming Rob Bell
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Anyone who comes within Chris's sphere of acquaintance will eventually, inevitably, become his blood enemy. Chris has retarded childish fantasies and someone has to be to blame when they never ever come true. The moon didn't turn to cheese? Fuck you, next door neighbor! DIE!
 
The Dude said:
I'm inclined that Chris doesn't mean "mental problems" like a normal person means it, as in "I'm losing my grip on things. I can't control myself. I'm unstable. I need help." I think he means "I have problems in my life that are affecting my happiness and my mind is dwelling on it." Or I could be over analyzing our chubby autist.
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No, that sounds pretty accurate. Whenever Chris talks about mental problems it's always about STRESS and Loneliness and his biological clock being off, never his delusions, his irrational and childish personality or his autism. That would require introspection.

And I don't think he knows what that word means.
 
Just asking though: So far, is there any proof that it's possible that Megan started this whole thing?

Or maybe Chris just randomly finds someone else to blame...
 
Alan Pardew said:
Just asking though: So far, is there any proof that it's possible that Megan started this whole thing?

Or maybe Chris just randomly finds someone else to blame...
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I'm sure Megan had better things to do than cause an aspertistic guy strife. If I remember correctly she dose condone the trolling though. Don't remember where I heard it, but I think she was contacted and was all "yeah, he deserves it." I may be wrong though. Hell, maybe she's lurking on our forums RIGHT NOW.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Just asking though: So far, is there any proof that it's possible that Megan started this whole thing?

Or maybe Chris just randomly finds someone else to blame...
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it's all megans fault. all she had to do was sleep with him to fulfill his dreams and ignore anything she desired :roll:
 
Now that Chris is trying to pose as a normal person for the sake of atracting his highschool galpals he is being more self counsious about what he posts. His motivation to get the reunion is the only force that actually make him do the effort of introspection, but in his skewed view of the world he dont see himself as flawed but that the flawed world will missunderstant him.
 
If someone drew me in a Shecameforcwc-esque picture after repeatedly trying to touch and kiss me and not respecting my space, then yeah I'd say they deserved to be trolled.

Chris reminds me of a old-timer. You know how some old people may reminisce about how good the old days were... how children were more respectful of their elders, how things were cheaper, how a steak dinner only cost 50 cents, people were more kind/honest, etc. Thy may neglect to remember/mention the more negative aspects of these olden days (like how not as much was expected/encouraged of women, how conformity was more valued than individuality, etc) They may tend to glamorize the good aspects, and even exaggerate them somewhat (since memories tend to get fuzzy after like 50 years, so they can hardly be blamed for that, and they don't always intend to do so)

Chris is the opposite. He dwells/obsesses over the negativity, and blows it out of proportion. And I don't mean harmless exaggeration like old fogeys do, he has turned people who were once his friends into his bitter, reviled enemies (THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH) and has made mountains of molehills... no wait, mountains of anthills. Most of the time, the anthills were not even there to begin with, and he constantly thinks/remembers/harps about these 'mountains' and the more he does so, the bigger the mountains become, even bigger than Mount Everest in his tiny little brain.
 
Alan Pardew said:
Just asking though: So far, is there any proof that it's possible that Megan started this whole thing?
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In all seriousness, Megan never did anything. She talked to Mike Snyder to get Chris off her back when he was harassing her; now that Chris has become mortal enemies with Snyder, he retroactively decided that Megan was a bad person because she talked to him and got the ball rolling on what would eventually become his ban from the Game Place.

The thing is, Chris already knew the facts: That Megan hid behind Snyder's rule for protection. But because Chris's feelings changed in the present, he thinks that Megan's intentions change in the past. He's that fucking stupid, and he's that fucking petty and hateful.
 
CalmMyTits said:
Chris is the opposite. He dwells/obsesses over the negativity, and blows it out of proportion. And I don't mean harmless exaggeration like old fogeys do, he has turned people who were once his friends into his bitter, reviled enemies (THAT GERMAN WARFARE BITCH) and has made mountains of molehills... no wait, mountains of anthills. Most of the time, the anthills were not even there to begin with, and he constantly thinks/remembers/harps about these 'mountains' and the more he does so, the bigger the mountains become, even bigger than Mount Everest in his tiny little brain.
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It's the culmination of being inept socially and having no interaction other then whatever videogame he's into at the time. He's always been sort of angry but the more isolated he becomes the more crazy he gets in his Chris-centric world. He has nothing to do or think of all day but think of how things should have been and who's to blame (not him of course) for his situation. He's dumb with zero life skills.

Basically, he crapped in his bed and instead of changing the sheets he just continues to roll around in it.
 
In response to Alec Benson Leary's post...

To add to my post about the old fogeys, Chris tends to forget anything positive in favor of the negativity. He's forgotten that Megan paid him for the stuff he bought her on eBay (or traded cards) and they shared artworks and ideas. In his eyes, she turned against him because she was Queen of the Trolls/German Warfare Bitch, not because he humiliated her with that shecameforcwc picture. Memory can be awfully selective in some people, for some it helps them to better deal with reality (not necessarily a bad thing if you want to forget traumatic events and focus on the good) but of course, with Chrissy, he has to twist this into an unhealthy delusion which is only serving to harm him the more he sinks into his own delusions.

And to what Zim said... he is so delusional that he does not even see that what he is rolling around in is crap. I should pity Chris, but then I remember the efforts of white knights to help him, and am like eh, fuck it.
 
Hasharin said:
Drawets Rednaxela said:
Since when did Chris say "Shit"?
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He actually swears a lot now.
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He's mentally about 15, at least in terms of asserting his individuality, so... yeah, sounds about right.
 
^remember Chris once had a childish way of dealing with swear words, he would use asterisks or a milder word. I suppose he realized he was mocked for that for being childish and he wants to seem like a big boy now.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Alan Pardew said:
Just asking though: So far, is there any proof that it's possible that Megan started this whole thing?
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In all seriousness, Megan never did anything. She talked to Mike Snyder to get Chris off her back when he was harassing her; now that Chris has become mortal enemies with Snyder, he retroactively decided that Megan was a bad person because she talked to him and got the ball rolling on what would eventually become his ban from the Game Place.

The thing is, Chris already knew the facts: That Megan hid behind Snyder's rule for protection. But because Chris's feelings changed in the present, he thinks that Megan's intentions change in the past. He's that fucking stupid, and he's that fucking petty and hateful.
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people who refuse to admit being wrong in any way continually revise history in increasingly delusional steps. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris someday believes that Barb was behind everything all along.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Hasharin said:
Drawets Rednaxela said:
Since when did Chris say "Shit"?
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He actually swears a lot now.
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He's mentally about 15, at least in terms of asserting his individuality, so... yeah, sounds about right.
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You're right. He's entered that "i'm unique - this is who I am now, this town / city sucks" phase that comes around age 15. At this rate Chris will mentally be age 18 by the time he is 36 or so. Will he actually want to move out and be independent then? Let's watch the Christian Weston Chandler story unfold. Don't hold your breath brother :hulkster:
 
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