Chris' funniest one-liner

[Hello Skinny]

"Laugh now, as much as you want Mr. Sin Dinero"

"HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA-HAAA! I scoff at you, you ugly freak!"

 

[sparklemilhouse]

"...yuk!"

Chris on wwi and WWII.

 

[CWCissey]

FUCK Abstinence.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

"AND FOR THE RECORD....he LOVES vaginas!"

- From the first Sonichu videobook

 

[Tubular Monkey]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=btXP1JthVes

Well, that was almost laughter. You'd think he would have gotten tired of ranting at whatever super villain he's decided to believe in, but no, he plows right on through. Just retarded enough to not realize he's retarded.

 

[Reniggma]

you are aiding and abetting an illegal guy

 

[adx]

"Call me by the real name that God and the Bear gave to me at Regency Square Mall in 1989 you Damn Mocking Bastards! "

I think the delivery makes this one, literally seething with autistic rage...

That one rules. The whole video is a classic.

Also, when he raises the pitch of his voice to tell Liquid Chris how much Kacey cares about him. Priceless.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

That one rules. The whole video is a classic.

Also, when he raises the pitch of his voice to tell Liquid Chris how much Kacey cares about him. Priceless.

I still can't get my head around him changing his name on the advice of a conductor of a band of anamatronic animals at some 3rd rate mall Xmas show. While making bizarre choices is par for the course when you are CWC this one takes the cake for me.

 

[RastaCat:3]

"I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "piddle my cats."

Still my favorite.

That one is my favorite! I laugh every time I watch that video!

 

[Smurfchu]

I still can't get my head around him changing his name on the advice of a conductor of a band of anamatronic animals at some 3rd rate mall Xmas show. While making bizarre choices is par for the course when you are CWC this one takes the cake for me.

This one continues to blow my mind. That (and the fact that a newspaper article about it exists) just floor me. Sanic's arms can't be blue, but a bear can change his name.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I NAME IS NOT IAN BRANNON SOMETHING!

 

[adx]

"BACK THE FUCK OFF!"

"EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH I'LL SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!"

 

[strayfies]

"I'm hippin' - yeah I'm hip- I'm hippin' to sooo many hippin' tunes righ' now, you knaow-"

 

[IHeardThatCurtis]

Not a one-liner but makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

"I'm going to shove your ass down your throat,And make you eat your underwear!!!" - Chris Chan.

 

[Mick92]

YOU ARE WEAK! I AM THE STRONG ONE! YOU ARE GOING DOWN MR. CLYDE CASH.
From America's favorite video: Twin Falling Towers.

 

[Abethedemon]

Uncle Spunky is a funky monkey

 

[ON 190]

Not a one-liner but makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

"I'm going to shove your ass down your throat,And make you eat your underwear!!!" - Chris Chan.

What makes that even more golden is the Kermit the Frog voice he does, thinking it sounds "tough."

 

[IHeardThatCurtis]

Yes and his pansy punches right after to show his so called "toughness"

To quote Neil Degrass Tyson

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Monkey". Spoken at 6 weeks old.

It's my favorite Chris phrase because it never actually happened.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS"

You just can't top that one. Especially since there's no context for him to have said that. He's just like, "Well, you know what, BILLY MAYS? I shit myself."