Chris' funniest one-liner

[Meowthkip]

"You know the expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well this was too many Crooks."

I think this one might be my favorite just because of the horribly mixed metaphor and my desire for a Chris-chan parody of this.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sets time togedder.

 

[Vaginatables]

And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.

Chris's rationale for the IBA/Gay Trucker outfit. I'm sure I remember him bringing up jean vests as a tough person thing some time more recently as well?

 

[Paladin]

And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.

Chris's rationale for the IBA/Gay Trucker outfit. I'm sure I remember him bringing up jean vests as a tough person thing some time more recently as well?

I used to believe that the Jean Vests were a 'tough guy' thing, too... when I was a teenager. They might have been during the 80s and/or 90s, but I think they stopped being that some while ago. I don't know, I'm not very fashion conscious.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

I used to believe that the Jean Vests were a 'tough guy' thing, too... when I was a teenager. They might have been during the 80s and/or 90s, but I think they stopped being that some while ago. I don't know, I'm not very fashion conscious.

Denim vests are for moms.

OT: '"I do not speek to any Man other than myself, because they have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.'...I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off."

 

[Relax Guy]

Here's a funny one-liner of his.

 

[Abethedemon]

There are so many one-liners that he made that it's impossible to have a full list. I'll also add
"you can kiss the vagina of my soul!"

 

[Trilby]

I used to believe that the Jean Vests were a 'tough guy' thing, too... when I was a teenager. They might have been during the 80s and/or 90s, but I think they stopped being that some while ago. I don't know, I'm not very fashion conscious.

It's a shame how time can change what we thought was cool. I remember the jean jacket fad vividly.

 

[Meowthkip]

It's a shame how time can change what we thought was cool. I remember the jean jacket fad vividly.

Some people can still rock them as battle vests, but you gotta work on them in order for them to look cool.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!

People need to appreaciate life, so that we may not face death.

Her doghouse. That thing had to weigh, like, five, ten tons.

Atticus... hm... Atticus... hm, I do believe that was the lawyer in that story.

I AM NOT FAT, GODDAMMIT!!!

The couples of the world kiss, But unfortunately for few, They are interrupted by their parents.

 

[Falcon Lord]

DON'T CALL ANYBODY!

 

[Trilby]

OK here's one...

Then the students left, and the "students" bummed around.

You'd think those students would be sent to another school in the district anyway (of course if you bothered to read the rest of this, you'd know why they didn't, but whatever)

 

[Tehshigelisok]

"The war was a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!" - "Japan, 1912-1949" by Christian Weston Chandler (Spanish name Ricardo)

This one reminds me of a not too well educated lady I know who is always like "boy, what's going on in the world is just so mean. All the nastiness and yuck out there." She's like 60 but has the vocabulary of an 8-year-old.

"Dykes, dykes, China!" is probably one of my favorite lines.

 

[Abethedemon]

My name is not Ian Brennan.... Something!

 

[Reshiram]

Tell 'em Kaka sent cha~

 

[Konstantinos]

"MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!"

 

[LightningStrikes]

His feats of strength always cracked me up...

"Please note, the chair weighs a GRAND number of pounds."

"I HAVE THE POWER-R-R!! Feel my WRAATH!!"​

Sends shivers down my spine, and makes me fear for my well being.

 

[strayfies]

Only in da legs.

 

[StressOverloader]

"Well I see you're still alive"

 

[Klonoa]

"I'll be in your dreams~"