Chris' funniest one-liner

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Tragi-Chan said:
The best theory is that he thought that by volunteering too much info, he would give people sensory overload and they would leave him alone. That's the most logical explanation anyone can come up with.
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Trying to get a logical explanation for Chris's behaviour is like trying to waltz with a gorilla. No matter how funny you think it'd be, trying is pointless and will only end with a head injury anyway.
 
"I particularly liked the, uh, two naked laddiieeees!" - from his gaming interview with Larry Bundy Jr.

What makes this funny to me is that this is the one and only particular element of God of War that Chris focuses on, all the while uttering this line with a bone-chilling giggle.
 
"Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, PandaHalo" (farts and grunts)

The first few seconds after seeing this the first time, I was left in a bewildered stupor. However, I was then caught in uncontrollable laughter at the absolute absurdity of what I'd just seen. If it were anyone else, I would have thought I had witnessed some kind of satire. Instead it was the sad reality of a man who hadn't bothered to shoot a new take after he farted in the middle of a supposed heartfelt message of concern over a possibly-dead gal-pal.
 
FapCupFanta said:
"Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, PandaHalo" (farts and grunts)

The first few seconds after seeing this the first time, I was left in a bewildered stupor. However, I was then caught in uncontrollable laughter at the absolute absurdity of what I'd just seen. If it were anyone else, I would have thought I had witnessed some kind of satire. Instead it was the sad reality of a man who hadn't bothered to shoot a new take after he farted in the middle of a supposed heartfelt message of concern over a possibly-dead gal-pal.
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Yeah, he's not even subtle about it. Just straight-up pauses to let one off. And still uploads the video. WHY IS THIS MAN STILL SINGLE?
 
FapCupFanta said:
"Sarah Cassandra McKenzie, PandaHalo" (farts and grunts)

The first few seconds after seeing this the first time, I was left in a bewildered stupor. However, I was then caught in uncontrollable laughter at the absolute absurdity of what I'd just seen. If it were anyone else, I would have thought I had witnessed some kind of satire. Instead it was the sad reality of a man who hadn't bothered to shoot a new take after he farted in the middle of a supposed heartfelt message of concern over a possibly-dead gal-pal.
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Which video is this? I'd love a link.
 
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