Chris goes to Animate! Raleigh convention

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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
She is a Praetor handler. She went to the event all dressed up and was extremely paranoid. If she had nothing to hide, she would have dressed up normally. If she was his lover and didn't wanna get doxxed, she just wouldn't have come. The VIP tickets cost $275, you can buy several Transformers toys with that kind of money.
This sighting proves she is not his lover, as I have suspected for quite a while now.
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Yes it's definitely got the handler vibes. At first when she was sighted, I thought she was some sort of social worker person from the home he was in, after he got out of jail. A condition of his release or some sort of assistant to help him reintegrate into society. She doesn't give off the more relaxed feel of a friend or acquaintance. More like someone who is paid to be there.

Speaking of pay, I wonder what Caden or whoever is compensating her for this is paying? I very highly doubt she is doing this for a favour or out of the kindness of her heart. I assume it's to keep Chris either out of trouble or calmer by having a female around him. But that's still a lot of effort.
 
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knux said:
Yes it's definitely got the handler vibes. At first when she was sighted, I thought she was some sort of social worker person from the home he was in, after he got out of jail. A condition of his release or some sort of assistant to help him reintegrate into society. She doesn't give off the more relaxed feel of a friend or acquaintance. More like someone who is paid to be there.

Speaking of pay, I wonder what Caden or whoever is compensating her for this is paying? I very highly doubt she is doing this for a favour or out of the kindness of her heart. I assume it's to keep Chris either out of trouble or calmer by having a female around him. But that's still a lot of effort.
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One must at least be half-retarded to get roped into anything by a gimpy-looking twat like Caden so i assume she's getting a pittance. Any woman who isn't braindead or has some kind of a tard diagnosis and who knows about Chris would answer "Not for all the money in the world" when asked to act as Chris' new babysitter with, possibly, benefits.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
In that photo, she’s about 80% of his height. If he’s 178cm (5ft10), then she’s about 142cm (4ft8 ). Legal dwarf.
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You're measuring it wrong. If you go from Chris's actual top of the face...then she's 4'9".
Yeah, an improvement...

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/HVCCFuiAag https://archive.is/dnHF4
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Surely you did.
Also, Twilight Sparkle is his fav char and a char he apparently can feel himself being, so...I think this is just him with Flutter.
 
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Commenter A "Chris raped his mom and is a creepy sex pest."
Commenter B "Autistic tantrum defending Barb boning!!!!"

Every single time I look at a Chris thread.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
In that photo, she’s about 80% of his height. If he’s 178cm (5ft10), then she’s about 142cm (4ft8 ). Legal dwarf.
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How ironic that he was dressed as dave filoni's former underage waifu and current personal goddess...
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/HVCCFuiAag https://archive.is/dnHF4
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Surely you did.
Also, Twilight Sparkle is his fav char and a char he apparently can feel himself being, so...I think this is just him with Flutter.
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Is flutter a troon?
 
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AnOminous said:
Male dwarves her size would be deformed, too, in most cases. She's obviously a she even if she looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll.
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I guess, but the fact that the yellow pony has troon themed socks raise a little of suspicion.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if chris starts inserting star wars in bis comics, considering the shit he's wearing.
Seeing ahsoka and rey palpatine fight against the evil space nazi alongside chris chan sonichu would make the day for any person that has been shitting on katleen kennedy in the past years...
 
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McSneaks said:
Unless he's on the sex offender list (he isn't) then uh....no he's not a known sex offender

And fucking an old person doesn't get you banned from being around the complete opposite of old people
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are you retarded?
 
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