Chris Hansen

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So apparently Hansen is now engaged. Will he stay faithful to this one?

#ILoveBeingOver50

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She's not exactly the faithful type herself if the TCAP community are to be believed, but judging by the performance on "To Catch a Cheater" Chris likes getting cucked by watching her hit on her daughter's boyfriend... so they sort of deserve each other. For all we know, that Anonymous Gene is her boyfriend and Chris' new catch phrase "I'll be watching" means more than we think. 😜
 
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Kacho said:
So apparently Hansen is now engaged. Will he stay faithful to this one?

#ILoveBeingOver50
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The comments are pure gold.

I just got into the TCAP community, and WOW is there a lot of autism. Not necessarily annoying autism, but Mauler style autism in their analysis of individual predators. Mista GG's Predator Chronicles were amusing enough, and I'd recommend them for anyone trying to get into it for the first time.

Even with knowing what we know now, I find it hard to hate Chris Hansen. He's got a certain charm and authority that makes it difficult to hate him. Unfortunately, he is the biggest problem in his life. Sure, the good ole boys network in Murphy were/are scummy, and I have no sympathy for Louis Conradt in this regard. That being said, our character comes out in failure, and Chris losing TCAP demonstrated how desperate for attention and fame he is. Watching him bungle the Onision ordeal and his descent into shilling self-help books is more sad than anything. Most lolcows you can laugh at. I have a difficult time laughing at Chris Hansen.
 
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Based_Papa_John said:
The comments are pure gold.

I just got into the TCAP community, and WOW is there a lot of autism. Not necessarily annoying autism, but Mauler style autism in their analysis of individual predators. Mista GG's Predator Chronicles were amusing enough, and I'd recommend them for anyone trying to get into it for the first time.

Even with knowing what we know now, I find it hard to hate Chris Hansen. He's got a certain charm and authority that makes it difficult to hate him. Unfortunately, he is the biggest problem in his life. Sure, the good ole boys network in Murphy were/are scummy, and I have no sympathy for Louis Conradt in this regard. That being said, our character comes out in failure, and Chris losing TCAP demonstrated how desperate for attention and fame he is. Watching him bungle the Onision ordeal and his descent into shilling self-help books is more sad than anything. Most lolcows you can laugh at. I have a difficult time laughing at Chris Hansen.
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Nah fuck Chris man - it's not just the Onision shit. He fucked people with HvP, he fucked with the wider TCAP community for petty bullshit reasons and still people gave him further chances. Onision was the final straw - I'm glad this doofus is rolling around in the mud looking for anything to claw his way back to relevance.
 
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TaterFarmer said:
Actually, if you look, it was the producers that he managed to hook up with that was the award winning journalists. Hansen is more like 'on screen talent' on the level of weather girl (who isn't a meteorologist).
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Perverted Justice and the cops did all the legwork. Hansen knows almost nothing about it. Whenever he gets asked a deeper question about what TCAP does or the psychology of predators he’s always bumbled through his answer. Guy doesn’t appear to be very bright.
 
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GedsForth said:
Toad's video was pretty good, but how many Chris Hansen YouTube documentary series are we at now? Toad McKinley, Nicholas DeOrio, and John Swan, assuming I'm not missing any? It's getting a bit overkill...
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Which one's the best one?
 
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Which one's the best one?
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Toad's mostly covers Chris Hansen's early career, whereas John Swan and DeOrio focus on his recent scandals. If you want a "life story" of Hansen, and have some time to kill, go with Toad's, but if you want coverage of Hansen's downfall, DeOrio's series is probably a bit better (and certainly far funnier) than John Swan's.
 
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Hansen has wiggled his way into a new sting operation. Just one short clip of some dude in this preview, looks pretty amateurish.

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Chris has gone from having all of the resources of network television to filming the exact same type of content virtually solo in a dirty motel with what appears to be a laptop camera and microphone. The man’s descent and inability to adapt and pivot to something else is astounding.
 
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That is one cheap looking motel. Imagine how mentally challenged that "predator" has to be if that was a real situation and not some sort of kayfabe. The audio sounds like it's recorded in a trailer park bathroom on a potato. His new tag line should be "I'm Chris Hansen and I'm going to post this to my youtube channel for those Ad$ense dollary doos!"
 
Anyone else watch that shit show and also get motion sickness from the fuzzy whirling video? And, he's going to drag it out for WEEKS! The TCAP community must be over the moon with joy.
 
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Anyone else watch that shit show and also get motion sickness from the fuzzy whirling video? And, he's going to drag it out for WEEKS! The TCAP community must be over the moon with joy.
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You’d think that a guy with a background in television would know how to frame a decent, stationary two-shot for an interview if you only have one camera. Instead you have a bozo doing 360s around the people talking.
 
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Kacho said:
Hansen has wiggled his way into a new sting operation. Just one short clip of some dude in this preview, looks pretty amateurish.

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What happened to his voice? He has an old man voice now!
His Chris Hansen voice was his one skill!
 
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You’d think that a guy with a background in television would know how to frame a decent, stationary two-shot for an interview if you only have one camera. Instead you have a bozo doing 360s around the people talking.
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From what I've seen in general, most journalists aren't very smart people. When they're working for a news studio they have massive teams to cover for their inadequacies, but when it's just them on their own, their lack of talent and intelligence starts to show.
 
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mr.moon1488 said:
From what I've seen in general, most journalists aren't very smart people. When they're working for a news studio they have massive teams to cover for their inadequacies, but when it's just them on their own, their lack of talent and intelligence starts to show.
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He was just a pretty face that could read off a teleprompter, nothing more.
 
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