Chris Hansen

[TaterFarmer]

He was just a pretty face that could read off a teleprompter, nothing more.

Seriously, he looks like he dresses by grabbing random shit out of the local goodwill and I don't think there is any camera made in the last four years w/out built in stabilization, all you have to do is turn it on. And, that sheriff looks a tad bit on the roid-ranger side of things. There were at least 3 adults involved in that production and none of them went "Shit, middle-school kids produce better quality video. Maybe we should get someone from the high school to help us out."

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Seriously, he looks like he dresses by grabbing random shit out of the local goodwill and I don't think there is any camera made in the last four years w/out built in stabilization, all you have to do is turn it on. And, that sheriff looks a tad bit on the roid-ranger side of things. There were at least 3 adults involved in that production and none of them went "Shit, middle-school kids produce better quality video. Maybe we should get someone from the high school to help us out."

You’d be surprised how clueless people can be when it comes to technology, or even worse, they can be afraid to turn any feature on that isn’t enabled by default.

 

[fktdcdtbbs]

If you want, we could have a thread or something for the Onision vs. Chris Hansen arc, but other then that I say give it another few months to a year. If he doesn't recover, then we'll have something

Hansen just seems like a man who's having trouble reclaiming lost glory, struggling with debt to be honest.

Even his Onision push smells desperate, at least from how he's milking his podcast interviews

Of course he is desperate. He's been arrested, bankrupt, divorced, etc. Now he is a proven slanderous fraud and is too cowardly to face Onision after attacking him nonstop. If Chris Hansen wasn't an ugly, old, broke rat then he could be sued. Hopefully he does get sued. He deserves to lose everything.

 

[TaterFarmer]

If Chris Hansen wasn't an ugly, old, broke rat then he could be sued.

Hansen is ban evading and I'd bet he's doing it with an LLC that includes his THOT and/or others who do own stuff. Pretty hard to keep a corporate veil when the THOT is actively, personally, attacking people who turned against the program. Remember Hansen has creditors after his ass, so I'm guessing his AdSense account is in the name of the THOT, so that makes her a financial beneficiary AND active participant in the program.

 

[Zizzles]

Of course he is desperate. He's been arrested, bankrupt, divorced, etc. Now he is a proven slanderous fraud and is too cowardly to face Onision after attacking him nonstop. If Chris Hansen wasn't an ugly, old, broke rat then he could be sued. Hopefully he does get sued. He deserves to lose everything.

I heard he was getting served in court earlier this year.
I wonder how that turned out.

Spoiler: oh, wait

 

[Was]

ngl Onison is a monster but I'm Team Onion 100% of the way. Fuck Grift Hanson. Is anyone covering ongoing events that I can watch?

 

[fktdcdtbbs]

I heard he was getting served in court earlier this year.
I wonder how that turned out.

Spoiler: oh, wait

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Chris Hansen didn't even show up, dude. He's a coward because he knows that Onision will humiliate him in front of everyone. That's also why he has been ignoring Onision.

ngl Onison is a monster but I'm Team Onion 100% of the way. Fuck Grift Hanson. Is anyone covering ongoing events that I can watch?

You don't have to be an Onision fan to see the truth, which is: in reality, Onision isn't really that bad of a person. He's the most misunderstood person because of people who tell lies and start rumors.

"I’ll think I have a few wonderful friends and all of a sudden, ooh, here it comes. They do a lot of things. They talk about you to the press, to their friends, tell dishonest stories, and you know, it’s disappointing." - Marilyn Monroe

He's not a monster. He has proven the accusations against him to be false.

If you can't see that, then... oh well.

I hope you never find out what it's like to get slandered to the point your world crumbles to ashes.

It is what it is.

Goodbye

 

[heatboss]

Chris Hansen didn't even show up, dude. He's a coward because he knows that Onision will humiliate him in front of everyone. That's also why he has been ignoring Onision.



You don't have to be an Onision fan to see the truth, which is: in reality, Onision isn't really that bad of a person. He's the most misunderstood person because of people who tell lies and start rumors.

"I’ll think I have a few wonderful friends and all of a sudden, ooh, here it comes. They do a lot of things. They talk about you to the press, to their friends, tell dishonest stories, and you know, it’s disappointing." - Marilyn Monroe

He's not a monster. He has proven the accusations against him to be false.

If you can't see that, then... oh well.

I hope you never find out what it's like to get slandered to the point your world crumbles to ashes.

It is what it is.

Goodbye

stop shitting up the thread greg

 

[MistressCaridad]

SLOSH SLOSH I’M JEALOUS OF CHRIS HANSEN BECAUSE I’M ASSMAD THAT A SIXTY YEAR OLD BOOMER IS BETTER LOOKING AND MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME SLOSH SLOSH I SHAT MYSELF (and did nothing) WHEN HANSEN SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND CALLED THE COPS CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH SLOSH SLOSH

ftfy

 

[Rogowski]

Chris Hansen didn’t even show up, dude (and a bunch of other gay-ass shit)

So this is what the ginger faggot calls being subtle?

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Chris Hansen is back in the news. This time it's over a Discovery TV documentary that he made about Mr. Onion Cuck and the retards surrounding that drama. These two videos are in response to his documentary.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Chris Hansen is back in the news. This time it's over a Discovery TV documentary that he made about Mr. Onion Cuck and the retards surrounding that drama. These two videos are in response to his documentary.

IDGAF about either of these people in the least but I find it fucking hilarious that the first twiggy sped is legit recording in a fucking closet with his PS5. That's some nigger rich retard shit lol

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

That would be AugieRFC. He, Nicolas DeOreo and Bowblax are notorious Keemstar white knights and Gunt Guards.

 

[Burd Turglar]

That would be AugieRFC. He, Nicolas DeOreo and Bowblax are notorious Keemstar white knights and Gunt Guards.

I'm guessing that was in response to me?
If so, thanks I guess? Still don't give a fuck. Kid looks like someone I would have bullied and sold shit weed to in highschool. Nigga needs to get out the closet in more ways than one.

 

[a dinosaur]

This fun new hashtag is trending right now thanks to:

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Every time I think the Chris Hansen saga has reached it's climax something new arrives. He's only a few major fuckups away from becoming the next Kurt Eichenwald.

 

[stets]

I legit thought he had given up on YouTube and deleted his account. You search for “Chris Hansen” on YouTube and get a ton of videos, but none of them are on his channel. His channel, titled “Chris Hansen” should be right at the top. You have to know to put the name of the show into the search box - “Have a Seat with Chris Hansen” to have search find any of his new stuff. Took me about five minutes to find it. I’ve been subscribed for a while, but I cant recall the last time one of his videos was in my subscription feed despite uploading every other week on average.

I’m not sure if it’s something on my end, if it’s the algorithm, or if someone at youtube is limiting his visibility. His content isn’t exactly advertiser friendly, and I doubt that the constant drama her stirs up both on and offline endears him to youtube brass.

I’m convinced that Chris is one of the biggest weirdos on the internet today, and I’m surprised by the limited discussion.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Every time I think the Chris Hansen saga has reached it's climax something new arrives. He's only a few major fuckups away from becoming the next Kurt Eichenwald.

NGL, Hansen tweeting a pic of himself searching for tentacle porn with his children would be hysterical.

 

[Bob Barker]

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According to that video, a Anonymous Gene who was doxing, impersonating, targeting the family of, and slandering people who criticized Chris Hansen was working with Chris Hansen while Gene was doing all of this, including doxing underage siblings of Chris's detractors.

The bombshell piece of evidence they have is that one of the detractor's Dad's Band's Facebook page was liked by Chris Hansen himself while Gene was gathering information on said detractor and his Dad. 34:55 is where it starts.

Another interesting accusation they throw is that a former "Perverted Justice" member Del Harvey is the VP of Twitter Trust & Safety. Perverted Justice is the troll organization that worked with Chris Hansen on To Catch A Predator. They also point out that Del Harvey was following someone who seemed to be a terminal narc who had gotten many, many twitter accounts suspended with a seemingly success rate. This all indicates that Del Harvey is willing to abuse her position at twitter for people she associates with, and well Chris was the man who got her on TV. (17:08 if you are interested.) And of course, people against Chris Hansen got suspended under strange circumstances.

I'm gonna try to do a better summary later with clips. I was just watching this video for fun and didn't realize it was actually good 101.

Have an archive in the meantime:

Spoiler

 

[Fredp123488]

Gene is a cosplaying faggot. Its a girl as I remember reading a tweet she replied to saying she isn't man. I cant wait to read her dox one day. I have a strong feeling "anonymous gene" is just a alt for del harvey