Chris has been arrested

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Chris is not going to a women's prison. According to Virginia law, a trangender person must have sex reassignment surgery before they can be placed in the prison of their gender. He's going to the men's prison, but if he can get the reassignment surgery while in prison, he'll go to the women's prison.

It's likely he'll be raped or shanked before that can ever happen.
 
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RBennets29 said:
There's something really tragic, though, about Chris Chan's story. From what was initially a ridiculous saga of an autistic guy and his hilariously dumb exploits has slowly turned into an episode of American Horror Stories.
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It's like all the old christorians are going through what mothers of deeply autistic boys go through. Watching their favorite little harmless naive boy who just needs their help grow up to be a horrifying boundaryless manchild with tard strength who assaults a family member and needs to be sent away.

In a way, you have all become the Barb.
 
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Dangus Bang Boon said:
Not fake or gay. Normies inbound.

https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220

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God what a way to start the work week. Reading somebody trying to write a sanitized article about not only why Chris is in jail, but also explain in short why anybody should even give a shit.

Congrats, Chris, the world actually is about to learn about you. And lord only knows how this is going to rock the troon community because come on, even those degenerate bandwagon riders can see Chris is somebody who one picture of paints a picture against everything those idiots are trying to gaslight people about.
 
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The Great Chandler said:
I know countless users said the same thing @Null, but don't let the experience sour you from practicing good will. If anything, you're better than the lot of us here
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I'll second (or third or fourth) this. Attempting to help those less fortunate than you is never a bad thing, just be mindful of who you help in the future. If you did a mass KiwiFarms donation to an Autism charity in order to help those who, unlike Chris, are getting the help they need in their formative years, I'd gladly donate.
 
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Techpriest said:
There needs to be a FAQ for this thread because no, he won’t end up in a women’s prison unless he’s had full sexual reassignment surgery. Until then Virginia will hold him in a male prison. He’s also likely to be in a segregated unit in either prison.
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Haven't people already confirmed he is being held in a women's jail? Or are you saying it will be different if sentenced to prison?
 
Turder said:
In college, the average non-athletic male is markedly stronger than the average athletic female. I'm sure that Chris is under average for men and that jailbirds are stronger than average for women, but with his mass, I'm also sure he could manage something with the right victim.
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One paper yes, but chris is stupid and a coward so I don't think he's going to do well if s/he has to engage with someone who actually has any experiance with violence.
 
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Good luck, Chris, you're going to need it, boy.

(If he goes to prison for male's Best scenario). Prepare to be a prison queen, prepare them cheeks

(if he goes to female prison) hopes he gets beaten hard by steroid East German women looking types / wilder beasts.

(If he goes to an insane asylum), you should be in an asylum ages ago, Chris.

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And I walked over to the bench there, and Group W is wh-where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly looking people on the bench there. There was mother rapers, Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me!

And the Meanest ugliest nastiest one, the meanest mother raper of them all was comin' over to me and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things. And he sat down next to me. And he said: "The Merge is on"

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Formidable said:
He's held in a women's holding cell. He will not be held in a women's prison as prison goes by genitalia.
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Given Chris already has subjected himself to DIY SRS at least twice, I give it a non-zero chance the moment he learns he's not going to women's prisen because of his bent pickle (seriously, he hates it and even NOW it's getting in the way of what he would like even in custody of the law)...he's going to try and cut the whole stick and berries of. Yes, it's monumentally stupid and he'll likely die if he actually manages to DIY circumcision from blood loss, but Chris is a beast of act now and think never.
 
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