Chris has been arrested

[Danny T.]

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[Old Greg]

He's held in a women's holding cell. He will not be held in a women's prison as prison goes by genitalia.

Wait did he not chop it off then? Could of sworn there was talk of it at one point.

 

[bobs-chainsaw]

And I walked over to the bench there, and Group W is wh-where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly looking people on the bench there. There was mother rapers, Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And the Meanest ugliest nastiest one, the meanest mother raper of them all was comin' over to me and he was mean and ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things. And he sat down next to me. And he said: "The Merge is on"

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Hopefully Chris's judge isn't fucking blind

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Do you think he'll edit his own wikipedia from prison?

He'll get Marvin to do it.

Did anyone else think the 4 police officers that arrested Chris are all pretty hot? Like not gay but I'd let any of them #$%#$ in my ^$#$@ if you know what I mean.

The faggot, Chris said when an officer was touching his padded bra, "That feels good".

 

[Pyra]

Wait did he not chop it off then? Could of sworn there was talk of it at one point.

No, he just cut a hole in his taint iirc. Also, he fucked Barb with his penis. So he's still got male genitals.

 

[Jack LOLson]

If Chris does go to prison then how much rape do you he will get on a daily basis?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

That arraignment is going to be something. He's going to introduce himself as Goddess of CWCville Blue Heart, isn't he?
Has it been mentioned there is at least a small gathering of people outside the courthouse specifically for Chris?

 

[bobs-chainsaw]

I wonder if Chris is going to grow out the ol' goatee in prison?

probably not but he'll have a goatse

 

[shubniggurath]

Wait did he not chop it off then? Could of sworn there was talk of it at one point.

nah but he called an infected perineum piercing wound his vagina, i suppose is a hermaphrodite now

 

[TheKingofGout]

Wait did he not chop it off then? Could of sworn there was talk of it at one point.

No, he just tried to cut a new hole underneath the existing genitalia.

 

[Aeschylus]

No, he just tried to cut a new hole underneath the existing genitalia.

He'll use a prison shank this time.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Wait did he not chop it off then? Could of sworn there was talk of it at one point.

He tried to make his binaural-beats-induced-vagina emerge by slicing his taint lengthwise, but no he didn't touch his penis, probably too valuable as he spends his time jerking off

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

But will he be given access to vagina-growing binaural beats in prison?

 

[bobs-chainsaw]

Aren't razors included with commissary? He may not have a choice unless his enablers want to fund the motherfucker's

With Chris being on his at home HRT since before Bob died, he probably can't grow facial hair anymore

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I wonder if Chris is going to grow out the ol' goatee in prison?

I assume all pretexts of hygiene to go out the window. We'll see the translesbian decay into a hag, and into a obvious middle-aged sex-offender.

I had a cousin who did time in a VA prison roughly a decade ago. He said that most of the guys he was in prison with simply didn't bathe so as to preempt the issue of getting raped in the showers entirely.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If Chris does go to prison then how much rape do you he will get on a daily basis?

Very little. Even male prisoners prefer HSTs to AGPs. Plus, Chris is unhygienic. More than likely, he would go to a criminal institution for his own safety...a male one.

With Chris being on his at home HRT since before Bob died, he probably can't grow facial hair anymore

He always has stubble in photos. Hormones don't reverse that.

 

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[GermanPotato]

But will he be given access to vagina-growing binaural beats in prison?

Oh he probably will get some beats. More of the stone-in-sock kind but beats nonetheless.

 

[Kyergr]

More like "Lethal Injection Saga"

nah he goes to the chair so he can zap to the extreme

 

[Merrick]

Greene Co. Sheriff's Department was just called. No information on Chris is being released, as the investigators are out of the building today.