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It's been an honor gentlemen.
Chris has been arrested
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As glad as I am that I was never invested in this guy, it is fascinating to read about.
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THIS IS GODDAMN LEGENDARY
We got a horrific lolcow crossover for one, we're getting more lulz out of the situation, AND we're gonna get a mugshot tomorrow.
How could this day get even better and even worse simultaneously?
We got a horrific lolcow crossover for one, we're getting more lulz out of the situation, AND we're gonna get a mugshot tomorrow.
How could this day get even better and even worse simultaneously?
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I can't believe he's going to be in court tomorrow morning and I'm going to be at work like a fucking normie.
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The other thread ended up kill. Mugshot incoming, let's see if it's just as punished as the last one.
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This is legitimately so goddamn surreal I can barely believe any of it, but here the fuck we are.
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Goodnight sweet prince, and may a flight of Angelica Rose-Chus sing thee to thy rest
Jeey
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What happened to the other thread? Too much unrelated sperging?
Jesus, this has been a wild weekend.
Jesus, this has been a wild weekend.
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I finally told one of my friends about Christory because he asked me about the incest saga. While all this is going on…. He begins his journey. May God, &/or Sonichu, help us all.
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Gentlemen and fellow kiwis, this is a unique and special moment in Farms history.
It has been a privilege talking and shitposting with you all the last few days. We may never truly top this.
It has been a privilege talking and shitposting with you all the last few days. We may never truly top this.
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Doing gods work Null. This has been the most entertaining weekend I've had in ages, no idea how you can top this.
Keggo
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In a Siberian forest bunker Josh sat looking at the bountiful corn harvest.
"Mm, yeah, quite starchy and ripe. Obviously a product of a timely sacrifice that'll keep the farms fed for years to come and yet..."
He lifted one of the silver rounds resting on the table in front of him and dropped it on top of another identical silver round, taking a moment to enjoy the clink of metal on metal.
"Yet I cannot sacrifice the Gunt twice, the growing peppers could use some assistance but is there another fat retard to ruin..."
Lost in thought, he lifted the shining metal disc again but before he could drop it onto the other one a quick glance at a face engraved on it's polished surface made Josh freeze up.
With a sly yet covetous smile he repeated himself: "Another fat retard to ruin."
[SAW movie ending theme starts playing]
"Mm, yeah, quite starchy and ripe. Obviously a product of a timely sacrifice that'll keep the farms fed for years to come and yet..."
He lifted one of the silver rounds resting on the table in front of him and dropped it on top of another identical silver round, taking a moment to enjoy the clink of metal on metal.
"Yet I cannot sacrifice the Gunt twice, the growing peppers could use some assistance but is there another fat retard to ruin..."
Lost in thought, he lifted the shining metal disc again but before he could drop it onto the other one a quick glance at a face engraved on it's polished surface made Josh freeze up.
With a sly yet covetous smile he repeated himself: "Another fat retard to ruin."
[SAW movie ending theme starts playing]
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elrond hubbard
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STOP RESISTING
im workin on it!!
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