Chris has been arrested

[BarbsOrgasmmmm]

Tfw when he goes to a female prison, gets a cute gf and is happy.

 

[Wormy]

I dunno dude. I've spent some time in the North Carolina town that Mayberry was based on. Even they have modern police cruisers with partitions. Maybe they skipped on the partitions to put up that there fancy computer inmate data-base?

True. Budget limitations are a bitch.

 

[Witthel]

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"It all started when I one that sweepstakes...."

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

My contribution to the memes, keep your head up during these trying times

 

[Bad Prosecutor]

Imagine being a police officer, just trying to do your job as you try to arrest this person that is mumbling things you, clearly, don't understand and out of nowhere some dude shows up yelling "TELL HIM ABOUT JOSHUA MOON!!! TELL HIM ABOUT JOSH MOON!!!" as if that's a very important piece of information even tough it doesn't affect the EPO whatsoever.
What did Ethan mean by this?

 

[F_Break]

“Family Bonding”
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A generational merge.

 

[professionalsmileyguy]

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It keeps buffering due to the website eating shit.
It's like trying to watch Star Wars on "FREE MOVIE WEBSITE NOT SHADY CLICK FOR FUNNIE MOVIES XD"

 

[Pyra]

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The fact that he looks more concerned that someone is filming his arrest versus him getting arrested really makes him out to be a sociopath or a narcissist.

 

[Mister Mint]

Did anybody click this? I would but the police website is down.

 

[michael_bruh]

 

[Al from Dadeville]

What do you think Chris's prison nick name will be?

“WILLYOUSHUTTHEFUCKUPALREADY?”

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

bitch chan most likely

Think if they do a cavity search for contraband during processing for jail, they'll find pieces of Sonichu Medallion 'there'?

 

[shitcrash]

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just look at the farter on that

 

[FearsReality]

Semper Fidelis random.txt

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

Chris chan was framed

 

[Josterman]

Daddy dankula posted the following

 

[anon4890201]

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Did anybody click this? I would but the police website is down.

link it anyway so we can save it for later

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Well say goodbye to TomGirl Chris.
Va. Sets Grooming Standards for Inmates. Virginia's prison inmates must shave off their beards, trim their mustaches and cut their hair short or face punishments that include solitary confinement, according to a new grooming policy that state officials announced yesterday.

 

[Gumdrop Larry]

I disagree totally. Chris got away with raping Barb, because Barb is incapacitated by age and illness in the 14 Branchland hovel.
A women's prison I would say, wouldn't have the opportunity for Chris to be comfortable enough to try something, and Chris does not possess physical capacity to overwhelm someone in there.

I think Chris would be deluded enough to try to flirt, and hit on his fellow denizens. But if anything, would be more likely to experience sexual/physical assault himself.

Chris isn't overpowering anyone with those noodle arms

 

[Grognak]

All you had to do was not fuck your mom, Chris. You only had to do one thing. The easiest thing in the world, some would say.

To complete the love quest, one has to pay the ultimate price.