Deathly_Price
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Chris has been arrested
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I can't believe in a span of an hour and a half it goes from Gunt weening Chris to Chris getting arrested. Went from 0 to 100 real fast.
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I called. The Sheriffs office told me it’s “Incest”. I specifically asked about the EPO or theft. They said “no”.
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Did someone call them?
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Everynameistaken
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He might try, but he'd fail miserably. Even in a women's prison, Chris would get his ass kicked constantly.
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I don’t know how Null was able to put up with this, but after what’s going on with this situation and Ethan getting married, he deserves a long vacation for himself.
He needs to check up on his mental health.
He needs to check up on his mental health.
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I feel he doesn't give a shit about consequences cause his ego is so large. His massive ego and bob and barb sheltering him all his life probably just makes him think consequences don't apply.
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what if Chris actually enjoys prison because it gives him the structure that's been completely absent in his life since high-school?
what the shitfuck
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You know.. the world has been rather cartoony and nonsensical lately... what if...
Seaweed Chips
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Does Chris have money to make bail? Or is he locked up until the trials?
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Can't believe we went from "alcohol gets you prickly-wicklies" to whatever the hell this is.
Missing Classic Chris so bad right now.
Missing Classic Chris so bad right now.
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Damn. Are his books really that long?
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You know, Chris Chan getting arrested for raping his demented elderly mother and sexually harassing an officer as he gets towed away wasn’t on my 2021 bingo card.
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The merge is real and it's already happening.
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i wonder how cole is doing in the wake of all of this. surely hes thinking of murdering chris himself, right?
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Some tranny loving lawyer is gonna think he’s they guy from to kill a mockingbird and represent chrissy-boy
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Chris will also spill the beans about why he's there. There's no way he can keep his mouth shut and ride it out. Fuck, with how he can act, I don't think it will even take him confessing he raped his own mom to get murdered. Probably will end up calling someone a nigger and get shit beaten out of him.
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You're definitely overstating the impact this will have on culture. As much as we sperg about Chris being the "most documented person in history" very few people in real life actually care and the whole saga is so dense and inaccessible that even the people being introduced to Chris now won't really comprehend any of it and will just move on to the next weird internet thingBy becoming a tranny then raping his elderly mother with dementia, Chris made the ultimate sacrifice. He didn't have much, but what home comforts he had he threw away for a cold concrete cell and a poz-loaded neg-hole, and in so doing he shone the blinding, purifying light of truth on the reality of the Troon.
To be frank, despite the horror of his crime, every sane person owes him a debt of gratitude. He rammed a huge red pill down the throat of every "normie" and not even Twitter or Reddit can ignore it. No amount of spin, lies, or sperging about pronouns can hide the fact that one of the most famous "transwomen" on the internet repeatedly put his penis inside the dusty, shrivelled vagina from which he was birthed, and is quite proud of having done so.
Perhaps this is it - we have finally reached peak trans.
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