Chris has been arrested

[Bloodypinky]

i dont think we know where barb is. she could be at home staring at the wall like normal.

What a fucking break that would be. Silence fills the house, she can watch whatever she wants instead of anime and MLP, no tranny sex pest trying to taste her kooder. The life every parent of a retard longs for.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

i don't think this can get any funnier than it is right now but dear god i hope it does

Aside from the rape thing, agreed. The trial will be a fucking shitshow.

 

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Cops are clearly enjoying his rambling. wonder when they realize he never shuts up about his crazy delusions.

I believe bored, possibly high, teenagers working at the original mall got tired of it after thirty minutes. Should work out well

 

[twee]

Anyone know if an incest conviction lands you on the sex offender registry?

I mean, it's a sex crime, so I would assume so. I think I've seen offenders on the local list that committed incest.

 

[biozeminadae1]

How does a person of Chris' size move around that small space?

Chris was honestly never really that fat. Mostly out of shape, because of his sedentary life-style.

 

[Josterman]

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Biden, no!

Looks like he clearly lost it lol

 

[Evil Bunny]

Rekieta has EVS on, they touched briefly on this and are moving on to comicsgate.

Plus I was here.

 

[Blanche]

@Null is directnly responsible for all of this. If he just gave up the site and moved on and had a real life and career and family like he should have 4+ years ago, none of this would have happened.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

Best part of this was Jesse PS from Pod Awful showing up and cucking Ralph. Jesse is an Alpha.

CHRIS-CHAN ARREST BY JERKOPS! EXCLUSIVE ANGLE! ETHAN RALPH GUNTS HIS WAY IN! - POD AWFUL PODCAST

http://podawful.comhttp://podawful.pizzaChris-Chan, Ethan Ralph, and Pod Awful all in one place. I was there WHEN.

youtu.be

 

[gamekitty92]

>Joined 3 minutes ago

I'd been lurking for a couple days now. Those details came from transcripts of the phone calls I think.

 

[Danilla]

Really seems like the world is going to shit, doesn’t it? First Chris rapes Barbara, I lose compassion and cease contact, the economy is tanking. Future looks bleak in 2021, boys.

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, we may be granted the ability to construct a future worth living in. Might risk our great-great grandchildren dealing with reincarnated Chris, though but its still worth a try.

 

[draggs]

I'm sure this has been posted but https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/landing/false then click accept and put in good ole Christian Weston Chandler

Once court documents have been filed in this case, you'll be able to see the basic list of charges and other information

 

[ontherailsmaniac]

We're near the end.

Took long enough for this book to finally come to a conclusion.

the conclusion will probably be when chris dies.

 

[lil retard]

Cops are clearly enjoying his rambling. wonder when they realize he never shuts up about his crazy delusions.

The cops look like they don't know what to make of the situation. It's probably a weird situation to be in if you don't know who the characters are.

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

@Null is directnly responsible for all of this. If he just gave up the site and moved on and had a real life and career and family like he should have 4+ years ago, none of this would have happened.

faggot

 

[Ghettocapitalist]

This is going to happen in the future

 

[shitpuppy]

Thinking he might be too cuckoo and insane to stay in jail, not sure how US laws work but I'm expecting him to be transferred to some mental institution sooner or later

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

I wonder if they'll have to actually talk about Sonic at the trial.

 

[SensitiveThug]

Anyone know if an incest conviction lands you on the sex offender registry?

https://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html?TSPD_101_R0=f2d6fccf939049edd56913b71f87c9adh650000000000000000860e1c68ffff000000000000000000000000000061076fe300f44efc1308a442c88dab20004eb249329674e6a6203f1d9bcb95fc7a0eac69164845df6d0ee377b554d0a5d6087c0db1ba0a2800c4d346c74b6184224a06974134cb990578836422dbe0b95ac0be2864c87c47061f8a06f5f14f4ba8

It looks like it

 

[Epic Fail Man]

This is just making me imagine a broadcasted, reality TV-like series about Prisoner Chris. What do you reckon it'd be called?

Lolcow jail-life. Honestly reality tv on Chris's jail life would be an interesting outcome.

I'm sure one of these big media companies like HBO has an intern who is at least moderately interested in CWC.