Chris has been arrested

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Will Chris be declared too retarded to stand trial and just be sent to a mental institute? And will Barb end up in some old folks' home? Sounds like it's going this way to be honest. I do not see any way that Chris will be able to stand trial at all. I'm sure his lawyer will tell him to just do the insanity plea. The Asylum Saga.
 
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You dun fucked up, Chris. Great job pushing away literally the only person left who might have helped you out, ya goon.
 
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He needs the internet and his vidya though. He's going to go through some mighty withdrawal symptoms if there's no switch/legos/twitter around.

And this being Chris, I can imagine his biggest worry and regret right now is not going to BronyCon.
The 2nd Possessed by Sonichu and Mewtwo Saga incoming

This time only his cellmates will have to deal with it
 
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" Recently, leaked audio and text messages that were allegedly between Christine and an unidentified third party indicated that Chris Chan was engaged in an incestuous relationship with their mother"

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The second last word "THEIR"
it is implicating that the third party is also fucking Barbara

We got 2 mother fuckers on our hands now, whos next?

 
Likely scenario:

*Chris starts drawing Sonichu all over the walls of the cell with stolen craft supplies*
*Big buck nigga cellmate hits him upside the head and scatters his crayons all over the ground*

"Cut it out with that pussy ass white boi kindergarden crayola shit muh nigga!"
Tyrone, please, leave my crayola alone!
 
quote from the gamerevolution article

" Recently, leaked audio and text messages that were allegedly between Christine and an unidentified third party indicated that Chris Chan was engaged in an incestuous relationship with their mother"

End quote

The second last word "THEIR"
it is implicating that the third party is also fucking Barbara

We got 2 mother fuckers on our hands now, whos next?

Chris was engaged with their mother. Their as a gender neutral pronoun.

Yeah, I know. No conspiracy here
 
Will Chris be declared too retarded to stand trial and just be sent to a mental institute? And will Barb end up in some old folks' home? Sounds like it's going this way to be honest. I do not see any way that Chris will be able to stand trial at all. I'm sure his lawyer will tell him to just do the insanity plea. The Asylum Saga.
Chris' mental gifts will take over and he'll explain everything that happened without lying because he genuinely thinks he didn't do anything wrong. Whether this lead to him being declared competent or not is a wildcard.
 
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