Chris has been arrested

[TexOffender]

Looks like he'll have someone to relate with while in the slammer...

Well damn, if this is any indication they'll let chris out in the morning to do it again.

 

[Cripplebits]

Looks like he'll have someone to relate with while in the slammer...

What a sophisticated and morally upstanding individual

 

[Bloody bunny]

Imagine going to a video store years back, seeing this child, and then being told this is the face of a future rapist.

So so much hope,just gone.

 

[CWCSavedMyMarriage]

What’s going on with the Cwcki?

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

The worst part about all this is we are are guaranteed, that we will never get a new Sonichu volume ever again.

I'd like to think that in between the idylls of lacking internet access and horrific prison abuse, Chris is going to create the magnum opus Sonichu volumes (with bootleg Crayolas he traded scabtaint for), and then publish it once he gets out, a la Mein Kampf.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Quite possibly. It's either that or they have confirmed that Barb has indeed had intercourse and moved in to charge him with incest.

I think that it's actually a bit of both, most likely the results from the rape kit came through and they were notified of the breach so moved in to arrest him. That's why he has been charged with incest, although that's just my theory so far.

Well, if that mugshot is real, then my question was pointless.

@Likely do you have a link?

 

[Ascension]

Likely scenario:

*Chris starts drawing Sonichu all over the walls of the cell with stolen craft supplies*
*Big buck nigga cellmate hits him upside the head and scatters his crayons all over the ground*

"Cut it out with that pussy ass white boi kindergarden crayola shit muh nigga!"

 

[Raccoonboy]

I can't fucking wait to see how chris will make his situation in prison even worse for himself

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Will they give Pristine Christine his titty-pills in prison?

unless he has a medical diagnosis for gender dysphoria and a prescription for estrogen, absolutely not.

 

[Come On Fucking Guy]

Who ever takes this case is going to eventually discover what Chris is all about. I'm sure lawyers look up their clients names on the internet just to see what they are not being told. Plus they will have to talk to Chris in person which is a whole ordeal in itself. No matter if they side with the zeitgeist, I'm sure they will be at the bar all night every night until the case is done.

No way any lawyer over the age of 35 is going to bother looking him up.

 

[Pringles Can]

What’s going on with the Cwcki?

Everyone is trying to get on it, and the servers can't handle it. They should be back up in a week or so after reddit and twitter has moved on.

 

[Rungle]

Looks like he'll have someone to relate with while in the slammer...

Fuck off terry did nothing wrong.
Chris is not stuck with him. Hes stuck with Chris.

 

[HumptyDumpty]

What’s going on with the Cwcki?

Its servers have always been shit. Now thousands of redditors and twitterfags are continuously trying to load and reload it. Toaster servers no enjoy.

 

[Ita Mori]

I believe that would be a good thing, as it gives him a roof over his head, food, and away from the internet.

He needs the internet and his vidya though. He's going to go through some mighty withdrawal symptoms if there's no switch/legos/twitter around.

And this being Chris, I can imagine his biggest worry and regret right now is not going to BronyCon.

 

[Jagraveen]

looks pretty chill and upbeat in the mugshot. Wonder what Chris is thinking right now lol

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He thinks that with the "Dimensional Merge", he will reach Super Saiyan Blue levels of power and break out of prison and return to his "loved one" back at "CWCville".

 

[Commie Mommy Domme]

I can't fucking wait to see how chris will make his situation in prison even worse for himself

We need a ween to take one for the team and get arrested and placed in the same block as Chris to report Prison Arc updates.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Likely scenario:

*Chris starts drawing Sonichu all over the walls of the cell with stolen craft supplies*
*Big buck nigga cellmate hits him upside the head and scatters his crayons all over the ground*

"Cut it out with that pussy ass white boi kindergarden crayola shit muh nigga!"

I'm seeing a future where Chris becomes the hot new on demand prison tattoo artist. Sonichu will become a new form of Gang Sign.

 

[Beardfish]

Not just future rapist, a future rapist that raped his own mother when she's old and demented.

AND described it in rich detail to a third party.

 

[Come On Fucking Guy]

What if some unknown kid was involved with and Chris had a threesome?

Due to the charge, they would have to be a family member.

 

[TherapyMan]

I'm seeing a future where Chris becomes the hot new on demand prison tattoo artist. Sonichu will become a new form of Gang Sign.

CWCoin will be how everyone buys cigarettes.