Chris has been arrested

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Naamaleipuri said:
If he does get some serious prison, at least he doesn't have to worry about seeing that dreaded MLP G5

I'm more interested in the aftermath. What'll Chris do when he gets to be a free man once more? His house will most likely be gone, his relatives steer clear of him and his internet allies have cut contact with him.
Dudes been coddled all his life, can he really make it on his own?
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Just means the homeless saga gets delayed by a few years.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
I'm more interested in the aftermath. What'll Chris do when he gets to be a free man once more? His house will most likely be gone, his relatives steer clear of him and his internet allies have cut contact with him.
Dudes been coddled all his life, can he really make it on his own?
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Fuck no. The only reason he hasn’t got in more trouble over the years is because other people (his parents, Rob Bell, Null) have stepped in. Without support from others, he’s dead.
 
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Willie Thrills said:
Excuse me, I'm discussing how Chris Chan may benefit the Taliban in their offensive against the Republic of Afghanistan. I think "Incest Tranny Major News" may be enough for many Afghans to defect due to sheer disgust with what the Republic is supported by.



For most of the world, this is similar to pinning somebody down and pissing on their eyeballs. It is a massive insult. I could go into why Americans are such sad, depressed weirdos who are alright with this sort of shit, but it does not apply to most of the world, where they don't see wealth and riches as the endgame of life like you do.
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Given how Chris never bathes i suppose the Taliban could use his musk in chemical warfare against the ANA.
 
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Naamaleipuri said:
If he does get some serious prison, at least he doesn't have to worry about seeing that dreaded MLP G5

I'm more interested in the aftermath. What'll Chris do when he gets to be a free man once more? His house will most likely be gone, his relatives steer clear of him and his internet allies have cut contact with him.
Dudes been coddled all his life, can he really make it on his own?
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I have a feeling he will die in prison be it by being beat to death or an heroing himself
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
"Chris, rape your mother or..." Yeah, that's why instead of telling Null "Someone wants to harm me" he bragged about "girlfriend in her 50s". Fuck off.
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I think you are looking at this wrong. Imagine you have a mentally ill autist with severe delusions and hidden insetual urges. Along comes a obnoxious tranny with a voice changer. He feigns sympathy and feed the delusions of the autist with magic ponies and sonichues . Now he wants to share a forbidden technique, that can open chacras, through some secret chinesology, and new age bullshit.

I don't doubt Chris have had insestual urges. But I think someone had to push him over the edge. Telling him: "it's fine Chris this will help your mother."
 
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onemap112 said:
How well do we really know Chris?
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Kyergr said:
so is chris gonna give up on the merge while he's locked up, or dive further into the delusion?
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Chris doesn't genuinely believe in the merge. It's obvious because he doesn't act like how a psychotic person would - if he's a goddess with Commodore 64 powers he wouldn't commit wire fraud, he'd walk around in the street trying to make lego fall from the sky and then head back to Branchland Court because mortal laws cannot contain him.

You'll see this sort of behaviour in kids - they'll tell anyone who listens that they're Harry Potter, but they won't actually jump off the roof with a broom believing they can fly and they won't try and "accio food" from their bedroom but will go downstairs and ask Mum for a snack.

The word "cope" is thrown around a lot but this is literally Chris coping, he's playing make believe about the dimensional merge. I don't doubt when he's initially in prison he'll see himself as the Sonichu equivalent of undergoing Jesus's trials in the desert, but whether or not he keeps it up is pretty much contingent on how depressed he gets.
 
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Chris's overall calm and even smug demeanor from the confess all the way up to his arrest is hilarious in its own right.

Either he think he's going to be in a women's prison which he think might be a dream scenario or he think he has DSP levels of survivability.
 
If you're going to ask about Virginia rape or incest laws, why the police only brought Chris in on one charge, if troons are imprisoned with real women in Virginia (lol), if the arrest proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that Chris splooged in Barb, use Google search. You can get the answer for yourself in minutes instead of clogging up the thread and waiting on autists who may or may not know what they're talking about. If your IQ is above room temperature, you can handle it.
 
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BSV said:
I think you are looking at this wrong. Imagine you have a mentally ill autist with severe delusions and hidden insetual urges. Along comes a obnoxious tranny with a voice changer. He feigns sympathy and feed the delusions of the autist with magic ponies and sonichues . Now he wants to share a forbidden technique, that can open chacras, through some secret chinesology, and new age bullshit.

I don't doubt Chris have had insestual urges. But I think someone had to push him over the edge. Telling him: "it's fine Chris this will help your mother."
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No, am I reading right into this. If Chris was absolutely fucking deluded he would tell it right away - "I'm fucking Barb, so the Merge could begin". But he wasn't - he didn't tell Null who is this woman, when Dillin asked him about it, he asked to "keep it secret, it's a test". He knew this is wrong. He knew and still kept doing it.

Look at Spink. He knew perfectly well that him fucking horses and dogs could put him into jail, but still he had a mountain of justifications when he openly talked about it with other degenerates. Cross-species love is the same "mother-daughter love" Chris talked about.

And quit with this "Chris couldn't do it". Chris could do so much shit, that he couldn't do before, that it's tiresome to recount.
 
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