Chris in 20 years?

[DrChristianTroy]

Stuck again on his hoverboard because he forgot they don't work on water.

Chris would totally splurge for a Pit Bull. Naturally a little girl would take it from him.

 

[Chuggernaut]

High Functioning Autistic then, because we know Chris would lose his shit if he was lumped in with Aspergers.

He might have been high-functioning when he was diagnosed, but his ability to fit in with normal society has eroded pretty badly.

 

[garbageraider]

High Functioning Autistic then, because we know Chris would lose his shit if he was lumped in with Aspergers.

He might have been high-functioning when he was diagnosed, but his ability to fit in with normal society has eroded pretty badly.

I agree with this. Chris's ability to function socially and fit in with society has probably decreased the past 5 or 6 years due to his increasing social isolation and rejection of reality. He was probably functioning best and best adapted during his high school and college years. Since then, his mental and physical health, and ability to function as member of society, have all declined. It's sort of sad to think that as pathetic as Chris was during high school and college, those were probably the best years of his life.
In retrospect, the best thing for Chris would have been for his parents to have forced him to maintain some sort of employment after he graduated college. He would have had regular social contact, and been productive in a legitimate way. Agreed, Chris is very stubborn and would have had difficulty holding a job, but with both his parents prodding him, and considering that his social skills were better in the past, I think he could have eventually found and held some sort of part time job after his college graduation. Then, perhaps one day he could have been living on his own, or be financially and mentally capable of taking care of Branchland Court after Bob and Barb finally pass on.
But that's all water under the bridge. I have to say that while Chris indisputably lost the genetic lottery and is severly afflicted by autism, having 2 mentally ill, selfish, ignorant, delusional, lazy, obsessive-compusive, subborn assholes/drunks for parents gave Chris no chance at ever being able to learn to adapt and become a functional member of society at a basic level. Chris is a product of both bad genetics and enviroment (upbringing), and as old as he is, it may simply be too late for him to ever learn to adapt, or be able to adapt.

 

[waffle]

If his crappy living conditions and health were his worst problems, I'd agree he could live longer. Chris or Barb are going to do something that's going to greatly diminish Chris' survivability, or outright kill them. I'm going on record to say that I think whatever kills Chris, will be somehow linked - by two degrees of association, or less - to improper maintenance of the roof or structure of their house. It'll be something that wouldn't have been fatal to someone of average intelligence or physical fitness. It will be tragically hilarious, but we won't find out about it for weeks.

You're ignoring the equally likely possibility that it will be improper automotive maintenance that causes Chris to be decapitated under a semi when the aging and never mantained brakes go out on Jag and he slides under the back of the trailer going a cool 70.

 

[Picklepower]

By then it will just be Chris living alone in the house of horrors. I could see Chris thinking about trying to clean the hoard but not actually doing anything. He will just be a delusional old man who lives in the spooky house on the street, the house that kids are afraid of.

 

[CatParty]

He will just be a delusional old man who lives in the spooky house on the street, the house that kids are afraid of.

Yes, but what about in 20 years from now?

 

[Metal Sink]

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I could see Chris thinking about trying to clean the hoard but not actually doing anything.

Yeah. In the present he is afraid of his mother's reaction, but after she's gone, he will find a new excuse not to lift a finger in the hoard.

 

[CatParty]

I could see Chris thinking about trying to clean the hoard but not actually doing anything.

Yeah. In the present he is afraid of his mother's reaction, but after she's gone, he will find a new excuse not to lift a finger in the hoard.

"Sure the house is a little cluttered, but not as cluttered as my heart from all the bad emotions caused by trolls and former gal pals and that damn Jew Snyder and Megan and Mary Lee Walsh. If I had true and honest in person friends they'd clean up the clutter"
(But not as eloquent and longer winded)

 

[theobservdr]

http://www.bobbyworks.com/images/fat%20 ... mputer.jpg I think this might be Chris in 20 years. (Intentionally in a URL vs image)

 

[fuzzypickles]

 

[Tubular Monkey]

http://indianapublicmedia.org/news/files/2011/10/Homeless-Sign.jpg

That would be sitting next to a much larger sign, reading: NEED SINGLE PRETTY GIRL AGED 21-25. IF YOU'RE A DUDE; FUCK OFF!

 

[fuzzypickles]

http://indianapublicmedia.org/news/files/2011/10/Homeless-Sign.jpg

That would be sitting next to a much larger sign, reading: NEED SINGLE PRETTY GIRL AGED 21-25. IF YOU'RE A DUDE; FUCK OFF!

And in between the two signs would sit an empty McDonald's cup; Chris would not have the old adage "Beggars can't be choosers" on his mind.

 

[HandBanana]

I assume within 20 years Chris will suffer some kind of stroke and or have diabetes.

 

[Picklepower]

Chris in 10 years,

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chris now,

Fixed.

 

[LocalFireDept]

In 20 years Chris will be immortalized in LEGO with the CWCville Greater-than-50-years Christian Love Memorial Monument. He won't be dead. That's just what he'll call it. Mind you, in 20 years, CWCville will be the domain of his home after the hoard finally collapses and blocks all exits. I assume he'll survive by entering into symbiosis with it.

 

[Scuttle456]

He will be a smooth talking businessman, and head of a fortune 500 company! It is also safe to assume he will have plenty of scantily clad sweet hearts from the ground up fanning him with palm tree branches and feeding him grapes.

 

[GFYS]

You're ignoring the equally likely possibility that it will be improper automotive maintenance that causes Chris to be decapitated under a semi when the aging and never mantained brakes go out on Jag and he slides under the back of the trailer going a cool 70.

That's one of my side wagers, along with a faulty furnace filling the house with CO2, a faulty furnace leading to hypothermia, a faulty piece of electronics turning the hoard into an inferno, or a fatal car crash. As crazy as some of the circumstances surrounding Chris' life have been, it really stands to reason that something more common would kill him.

 

[CatParty]

You're ignoring the equally likely possibility that it will be improper automotive maintenance that causes Chris to be decapitated under a semi when the aging and never mantained brakes go out on Jag and he slides under the back of the trailer going a cool 70.

That's one of my side wagers, along with a faulty furnace filling the house with CO2, a faulty furnace leading to hypothermia, a faulty piece of electronics turning the hoard into an inferno, or a fatal car crash. As crazy as some of the circumstances surrounding Chris' life have been, it really stands to reason that something more common would kill him.

The issue being I kinda see him just mr. Magooing himself out of all death traps.