Containment Chris in the Media - Mentions of Chris in different medias

Cole is currently at the Cannes Film Festival. And Chris is still in Ruckersville, trying to sell of a stinky ratty-ass shirt and getting media coverage about it.

Where can I return this future for a refund? It sucks ass and there's not even flying cars in it!

At least you can drop 250 tonight to hang out in a bar and drink with Cole.

Edit: Oh, he doesn't even offer that anymore. Sorry, dude, guess you're right. :(
 
Does Chris even understand where Cannes is, because I can see an angry diatribe coming about Cole jetsetting to Europe while his mother and sister starve if he does.

-- I hope someone will mention it to him.
-- If we're lucky, Chris will do some awful French accent impersonations as he tries to mock Cole for being in France. We've seen Chris as a Scottsman, a native American, a female Bollywood dancer, and a black guy. But no Frenchman yet.
 
-- I hope someone will mention it to him.
-- If we're lucky, Chris will do some awful French accent impersonations as he tries to mock Cole for being in France. We've seen Chris as a Scottsman, a native American, a female Bollywood dancer, and a black guy. But no Frenchman yet.
Chris has already ran someone over with his car, Snyder felt like he was holidaying in France.
 
It may have had some luck. But Gump was an endearing,sweet,honest,hard working war hero. Chris has a quarter of the luck and none of the positives

Let us not forget that Gump was also physically active and fit, and he was also able to bed an attractive woman without having to pay her first. He even had a child.
 
But what's this I see...
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"Formerly known as Chris-Chan before transitioning to a woman"

Great transition. Definitely successful and complete, and definitely no one calls him Chris-Chan anymore. Great fact checking.

Never mind that -chan is a female suffix to begin with. Chris-Chan is far from what trannies would qualify as a "deadname".
 
They updated it to change "Chris-Chan" to "Christine." Thank GodBear she's finally being recognized for helping cultivate the First Generation of Autistic Trans Female-Souled Lesbians!

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That's so barely coherent that I'd think Jake Alley wrote it if it wasn't way too short to be one of his pieces.
 
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Never mind that -chan is a female suffix to begin with. Chris-Chan is far from what trannies would qualify as a "deadname".

I always wondered about this. As an anime connoisseur, I know of Japanese honorifics, and when I first found this guy, I was like "He really let people give him -chan?"
And then when I read more about him, I realized Chris thought it was an actual abbreviation of "Chandler". It has to be.
 
I always wondered about this. As an anime connoisseur, I know of Japanese honorifics, and when I first found this guy, I was like "He really let people give him -chan?"
And then when I read more about him, I realized Chris thought it was an actual abbreviation of "Chandler". It has to be.


Have you ever listened to Chris say "Christian"?
 
I always wondered about this. As an anime connoisseur, I know of Japanese honorifics, and when I first found this guy, I was like "He really let people give him -chan"?
And then when I read more about him, I realized Chris thought it was an actual abbreviation of "Chandler". It has to be.
He most likely got it from Excel Saga, which had an episode that overused the -chan suffix (for all sorts of characters, regardless of age or sex) as a kind of self-aware parody of anime that went completely over Chris's head.

Quoth the CWCki:

Excel Saga article on CWCki said:
The suffix "-chan" is ubiquitous in anime, but most English dubs don't carry it over into the translation. Even if Chris had heard it before watching Excel Saga, the sheer abundance of "-chan" combined with the first syllable of a character's name in the series is probably what led Chris to dub himself "Chris-Chan". This would also explain Chris's failure to realize the context of -chan. While the honorific is used for children, girls, and young women, Excel Saga uses it so gratuitously that a viewer might never notice the pattern, especially in this episode. Nevertheless, the suffix "-chan" could be seen as working for Chris in a unique way, since it effectively puns off his last name: "Chandler".
 
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