Get hip to the programme Granddad! Chris's hygiene may not be perfect, but it's been repeatedly corroborated by multiple sources that he is now washing enough that he no longer stinks on a regular basis. In fact, he's generally tolerable in olfactory terms.
"if Chris can't make a 41 hour drive over the fucking mountains how can his car make it to the airport parking garage"
I'm well aware of Chris's employment status. The cwcki keeps a counter on the length of his unemployment. My point is, why the fuck would anyone give Chris money to fly to fucking Seattle? You're simply feeding his addiction. If the hope is he'll go and make an ass out of himself awesome. Im down for that. Why fund it? Let him drive his ass from VA to WA and see how things end up instead of patting his ass the whole way there. Let's get him a first class ticket. He's gonna need logging too we better pay for a hotel. How bout spending money. Maybe we can get together and set up a fund for Chris while we're at it in the hopes he'll one day maybe produce content. Or. Just let Chris alone to make his own mistakes and let the milk flow naturally.
What I meant was what airport would be better for him so he does not have to transfer to another plane.
I too don't understand why people treat Chris like he's a white trash autistic King Tut, but the people giving Chris money ship has sailed, friend.
Chris gets daily offers via email for business. Drawings, shout-outs, interviews, etc - all for money, all genuine offers. If Chris is willing to sit down to put in the minimum required to do these things, then people get what they want and Chris will be fine. My goal is to streamline this process so his fans on Twitter and elsewhere are happy and and Chris doesn't have to worry about being homeless.
happens, Chris will realize that this worked in the past and it's a way to move forward in life. There will also be an actual sense of fail conditions where if the work isn't done, bad things will happen. Those fail conditions exist to a lesser extent here with not being able to make the con, not being able to replace the vehicle.
Are you like chrises personal babysitter or something? Dont forget to tell him how many pairs of undies to pack!
I deal with bigger speds every fucking day, case and point.
He doesn’t even have to do any creative work, he just has to approve of the products as official merchandise that is true and honest.Chris gets daily offers via email for business. Drawings, shout-outs, interviews, etc - all for money, all genuine offers. If Chris is willing to sit down to put in the minimum required to do these things, then people get what they want and Chris will be fine. My goal is to streamline this process so his fans on Twitter and elsewhere are happy and and Chris doesn't have to worry about being homeless.
I've never pushed this idea before, but with this I see an opportunity to do a demo. Like: okay, you want this thing, and here's a plan that involves selling people stuff that they want so you can get it.
If this works, then when the Impending Doom
I'm not babying him. It's like social work. When social workers help people get jobs, they sort out a lot of these unknowns for the person. I'm trying to lay down an understanding that there is a market for what Chris has always wanted to do (be famous, do art) which can be responsibly exploited for a comfortable life. BUT! You have to actually do it. You cannot delegate official Chris-Chan drawings or cameos to underlings.
nah, if there's drawings sold he'll have to do them. It takes like 30 minutes to crayon draw something.
Agatha Christiechu would merge back into our world to use Crayola markers to draw Murder on the Autismo Express.
If you could wrangle Chris and do that you'd earn a decent chunk of change in exchange for becoming a ween target.
You know he goes places in daily life without incident, right? He's not trying to motorboat cashiers at McDonalds or anything. The convention where he got handsy was a party where he tried to be "fun and flirty".
