Chris is going to Everfree Northwest - (Update July 31st: Chris is not going to Everfree Northwest)

Got curious about how much G5 sperging might happen during his visit and it seems like it releases in September, while Netflix has a habit of releasing trailers a month before airing anything new. Decent chance of it releasing before/during the convention which will only increase how present it is as a whole— It'll be great to see how that goes in addition to how unsuccessful the flight is.
I expect to be disappointed though, and somehow things will be generally uneventful.
 
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Honestly, if I can get a guarantee from Null that Chris will produce something like a drawing or video in a timely manner and I have the ability to obtain a refund for any reason, then I might consider throwing Chris a couple shekels for the gits and shiggles. I don't care what toys or vidya Chris decides to spend my money on. He's a grown adult who is perfectly capable of making his own (and correct) financial decisions. As long as I get a product I deem is adequate for the money I spend, I'll be happy.
 
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If Chris actually starts drawing the comic again, or producing ANYTHING funny, pretty sure most posters on this board would consider slinging him a few bucks.
I honestly hope Chris can make it on an airplane (wasn't the first and only time he's been on one when he visited Cole in CA?) without incident. I think it'll be fun for him and hopefully being faced with "adult" situations like navigating an airport will help his mindset. Glad he's not planning on driving that ancient van across the country anymore.
 
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a bronycon in seattle. I look forward toward to chris getting his first experience with antifa or the world's most rabid radfems. any con held there is going to be a nightmare of identity politics rather than a pony con. maybe chris will get a chance to kick over a garbage can and start some fires.
 
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Btw can somebody please explain to non-americans what's wrong about driving through Rockies?
I drove through austrian and italian mountains with a camping tent on my vacation and it was alright.
 
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The biggest loss to Chris not driving his way to the con is the possibility of him getting pulled over by a Virginia State Trooper. Any events beyond the stop itself are irrelevant because you know he'll bitch and moan and be assmad over the jerkops "picking on him again". Doubly so if they slap him with a ticket. Alas...

I hope he gets sexually assaulted by Lucas Werner who gets so dumb and schizo and desperate he mistakes Chris for the millennial chick he's been searching the past decade for.
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Honestly, if I can get a guarantee from Null that Chris will produce something like a drawing or video in a timely manner and I have the ability to obtain a refund for any reason, then I might consider throwing Chris a couple shekels for the gits and shiggles. I don't care what toys or vidya Chris decides to spend my money on. He's a grown adult who is perfectly capable of making his own (and correct) financial decisions. As long as I get a product I deem is adequate for the money I spend, I'll be happy.
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Be ready for Chris to spend that damn money before he even thinks about doing your commission, and asking for more if it's something that needs to be sent in the mail. Remember Chris's needs someone to get on his ass about actually doing this stuff and it's a bigger headache than it would be worth for everyone across the board.
 
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Oh this is going to be a huge disaster. I'm getting flashbacks of the rainfurrest bullshit, but on a much more localized (ie one person) scale. I hope it makes the news.
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
Btw can somebody please explain to non-americans what's wrong about driving through Rockies?
I drove through austrian and italian mountains with a camping tent on my vacation and it was alright.
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The mountains are huge, there's only really two routes through them and the passes are closed 80% of the year for snow rock slides or flooding, and going thru 2 east to west he's gonna go through literal desert and sagebrush areas, then the plateau, dams, up to the mountains, the few tourist traps there (Leavenworth is fun in Christmas) , across the snowy ass mountains alongside the trucks and the tourists going to/from, and I bet he has no damn clue how to drive on snow.....then across to the mountain areas, and if he comes out through Monroe I know he's gonna get in a wreck there, because it's a multi lane highway with no dividers and cars going east on both sides of you while you drive west, and you're more than likely to drive right into the setting sun.

And then there's Seattle itself.
 
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The mountains are huge, there's only really two routes through them and the passes are closed 80% of the year for snow rock slides or flooding, and going thru 2 east to west he's gonna go through literal desert and sagebrush areas, then the plateau, dams, up to the mountains, the few tourist traps there (Leavenworth is fun in Christmas) , across the snowy ass mountains alongside the trucks and the tourists going to/from, and I bet he has no damn clue how to drive on snow.....then across to the mountain areas, and if he comes out through Monroe I know he's gonna get in a wreck there, because it's a multi lane highway with no dividers and cars going east on both sides of you while you drive west, and you're more than likely to drive right into the setting sun.

And then there's Seattle itself.
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I see, so it has much in common with russian infrastructure.
>the road over permafrost has been covered in mud due to the spinring thraw, you'll have to wait 4 months to cross
 
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Fastest Hand In The East said:
I see, so it has much in common with russian infrastructure.
>the road over permafrost has been covered in mud due to the spinring thraw, you'll have to wait 4 months to cross
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Considering Inslee is far left, and we have at least two self identifying communists in our state gov that I know of, it defiantly should nouns familiar. The best way to tell them apart is that Seattle infrastructure has needles and random discarded Lime electric bikes everywhere.
 
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Considering Inslee is far left, and we have at least two self identifying communists in our state gov that I know of, it defiantly should nouns familiar. The best way to tell them apart is that Seattle infrastructure has needles and random discarded Lime electric bikes everywhere.
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bruh, russia is as far from any sort of left as possible
 
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Imagine getting a seat near the guy on a plane. A guy wearing little girl's attire and smelling like rotten cabbage. Forcing you into conversation about dang trolls.
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All I think is at least it isn't the 800 pound lardwhale who nearly asphyxiated me by crowding me almost out the window with her mammoth girth the last time I flew business class. Also I doubt Chris could have smelt worse.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris would turn into a Karen around a bunch of black dudes real quick. "Any of you niggos know where I can find my brony bretheren? I would be down with BLM, but fadder told me from anudder dimension ya'll unemployed niggos bring everything on yourselfs. Now, point in the direction of the ponies!"
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Yeah, well. . .nooooo. Chris would turn into a crying and pissing himself little bitch around a bunch of black dudes instantly. You seriously think Chris would get uppity around black dudes? Do you have some hidden belief in his valor and physical courage? There is nothing that would scare the shit out of Chris more than any black guy more intimidating than Steve Urkel.
 
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Yeah, well. . .nooooo. Chris would turn into a crying and pissing himself little bitch around a bunch of black dudes instantly. You seriously think Chris would get uppity around black dudes? Do you have some hidden belief in his valor and physical courage? There is nothing that would scare the shit out of Chris more than any black guy more intimidating than Steve Urkel.
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He talks a big game in an internet safe space.

In real life, he'd whimper and retreat like a sooking dog with his duck (tail) tucked in.

It would not end up like the Snyder "jew" fiasco where Chris insulted him and walked away with no punishment.
 
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Makes you wonder if KF went down one day for good, would Chris be worse off than he is now?
I believe he would be tbh, I mean KF at least exposes the assholes who go too far and pozload my neghole.
 
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