He isn't going to be smug. His own actions have meant the only things left in his life; his mother and his own personal hoard, are now forever beyond his reach, the former because no fucking way is he EVER going to be allowed to see her again, and the latter because the bank is going to reclaim the house due to the outstanding finance problems and everything inside will be either thrown away or sent to goodwill.
That's what everybody says, but this moron always seems to have a way of landing on his feet unscathed, no matter how stupid he acts or how he fucks up. I hope this is the time that he has a consequence, but the more I think about it, I doubt that it happens. This could all go away if one of the JERKOPS didn't follow a procedure in some way. He apparently has a great lawyer who could get it all dismissed.
Kill yourself for posting this fucking thing you asshole.
That's the funny thing. He did this entirely to himself, completely out of left field. Bella aside, nobody put a gun to his head and forced him to rape his own mom. That is an amazing accomplishment entirely out of his own madness. If you had "end to the Chris saga" tickets, would you have picked "rapes his own mom goes to prison for life" as the end?
Even if Chris is out and about, I hope he gets banned from every establishment within VA. His antics before were a drop in the bucket because it was an inside internet thing, but now that that news sites like Fox are getting involved, and he's getting mainstream attention, Chris will feel the sting of being a celebrity: he will experience what it's like getting cancelled, and only few people will want be affiliated with him.
Well, Chris has always been his own best troll. Now he will do doodles from jail that people will sell for even more money than what Chris would have gotten. I can see it now. I'm honestly surprised 14BC wasn't completely wiped out by weens yet. I thought for sure the old hand drawns would have been posted on 4chan a month agoNull said:
Nah, the funny thing is he did this while having a not terrible looking skinny white girl who genuinely wanted to fuck him, his legit sweet heart from the ground up that he craved for decades. He actually finds one, but can't be fucked to wait a couple days to meet her, or spend tug boat money on traveling to visit her, because it was easier for him to roll out of bed and onto barbs pull out sofa and play around with her dry leather beef flaps. It's actually hilarious he turned down his dream girl in favor of raping his mom.
I always expected Chris to go out in some dumb but mundane way, like walking into the street playing Pokemon Go and being hit by a bus. I never saw this coming. The OG lolcow had one last trick up his sleeve.
to laugh but who can smile no more.
It’s incredibly ironic that Null set up the GoFundMe partly as an experiment with the goal of helping Chris support himself after Barb dies and the house is repossessed. So what does Chris go and do? The whole time, he’s ensuring that he’ll never see Barb again, and the house will, in fact, be repossessed.
i’m not entirely sure Chris saw it as an either-or thing. Sure, he was smug and condescending when Fiona texted him, but he’s always been a choosy beggar, and internet fame has inflated his ego even further. I think he sees himself as this incredibly desirable goddess, who not only has girls throwing themselves at him, but can also cure dementia with his magic penis.
oh he definitely is deluded about his self importance, but IIRC he turned her down multiple times because his tarot cards said she would find love in college. or basically he decided it was too risky to invest into a possible troll when he could go face first on some dumpster arbys from the 40's
He RAPED her. Lmao. He fucking RAPED his MOM. Imagine doing something that stupid!
I excepted Chris to kill somebody. Likely through negligence with his mother or even through a fit of rage. Yeah, what actually happened is infinitely worse.
When he started talking about randy stair I thought for sure he was going to kill himself. Come to find out that's what Espeon and Bella had planned for him and why chris randomly started talking about randy stair not long ago, so if anything good can come out of the barb raping, at least it might have saved her life. Though I think most people would choose death over being raped by chris chan however
Chris could have made a comfy living selling his art if he wasnt so fucking lazy.
I’m sure he would’ve given it back depending on how hard that pedafile Josh Moon and his Broke Dick Farms rode his ass for keeping it.
