Chris is lost, also Zelda.

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Big Buns said:
The NPC is saying "Sorry. I know nothing." But Chris cut that part off in his picture so it makes no sense.
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Leave it to chris to explain his feelings through video games.
 
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exball said:
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Anyone else notice how, for lack of a better word "normal" this latest post is? No random grammar errors or anything. I can actually fully understand what he's saying here.

Except the Legend of Zelda pic, that part's lost on me.
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Zelda is trying to score some China?
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:shock: You called Link Zelda! I is shocked.
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Maybe he meant Zelda was a hot lesbian trying to score some tomgirl china? idkfuckit.
 
He's depressed and blah blah blah. I am utterly fascinated by the picture from Zelda 2. More importantly I am anticipating his explanation of the picture.

EDIT- Just saw that it was explained above. Damn. I wanted a Pyramids>Mark Cuban>Whatever else style reveal.
 
I posted this in the update thread but since it needs to be approved I'll post it here too:

I think the picture of Zelda II might be a reference to how Bob always used to play Zelda on the NES they had. Maybe channeling the spirit of Bob by playing Zelda will give him guidance from the afterlife? Also, it's easy as fuck to get stuck in that game if you don't know what you're doing, since the townspeople don't help you at all with their "clues."
 
Father Bigley said:
SteelPlatedHeart said:
Except the Legend of Zelda pic, that part's lost on me.
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Yeah, can anyone who's down with Zelda II please explain this one?
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Zelda fan here!





......Your guess is as good as mine. I can't think of how anything about it applies. (Then again, my memory is notoriously bad.) Link actually gets shit done AND has ladies wanting him. And he's mute. He's, like, an Anti-Chris.

Unless he's trying to say that he still wants a pretty boyfriend-free girl to make everything better. That's all I've got. Sorry. :C

(EDIT: Okay, he's not ACTUALLY mute, but he's a heroic mime who serves as the player's avatar.)
 
lynx said:
I posted this in the update thread but since it needs to be approved I'll post it here too:

I think the picture of Zelda II might be a reference to how Bob always used to play Zelda on the NES they had. Maybe channeling the spirit of Bob by playing Zelda will give him guidance from the afterlife? Also, it's easy as fuck to get stuck in that game if you don't know what you're doing, since the townspeople don't help you at all with their "clues."
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Their clues aren't helpful because they had such a terrible translation into English...

Wait, Chris can never translate his clues into English either! A connection!
 
So Chris doesn't acknowledge the asspatters as friends, at all. If I was Anna or Waterbaby I'd take that as a hint. That is, if I actually were one of them. They're too dense to actually get it. They're perfect e-friends in their own eyes, offering low effort friendship via the Facebook corporation. It doesn't get any less personal than that.

Maybe Chris shouldn't have decided to suck so hard all those years ago.
 
Crazy Pacer said:
lynx said:
I posted this in the update thread but since it needs to be approved I'll post it here too:

I think the picture of Zelda II might be a reference to how Bob always used to play Zelda on the NES they had. Maybe channeling the spirit of Bob by playing Zelda will give him guidance from the afterlife? Also, it's easy as fuck to get stuck in that game if you don't know what you're doing, since the townspeople don't help you at all with their "clues."
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Their clues aren't helpful because they had such a terrible translation into English...

Wait, Chris can never translate his clues into English either! A connection!
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Now what does it have to do with Lemon Cake?
 
Pickle Man said:
http://oi43.tinypic.com/2rhp8jn.jpg
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So what, he deleted it as soon as someone asked him about the pic?
 
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Big Buns said:
The NPC is saying "Sorry. I know nothing." But Chris cut that part off in his picture so it makes no sense.
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Leave it to chris to explain his feelings through video games.
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Especially when it's an older game that not everyone has played. Chris should have just stuck with the text.

In fact, I wonder if Chris posted the picture to deliberately confuse people.
 
When I read the thread title, I kinda hoped he got fed up of Barb and had ran away, perhaps looking for Cole.
 
Ziltoid said:
Male said:
Big Buns said:
The NPC is saying "Sorry. I know nothing." But Chris cut that part off in his picture so it makes no sense.
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Leave it to chris to explain his feelings through video games.
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Especially when it's an older game that not everyone has played. Chris should have just stuck with the text.
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That's Chris for you. Whether it's a word he's made up or some obscure 1980s cartoon he will always expect everyone to know exactly what he's talking about.
 
Ignatius said:
When I read th threat title, I kinda hoped he got fed up of Barb and had ran away, perhaps looking for Coleslaw.
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And we officially found the feel good movie of the summer.
 
In case anyone is still lost, here's the full pic
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Pickle Man said:
https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1483337_577206529040497_286935584_n.jpg

The picture in his post. I'm guessing LInk supposed to :C while the girl is supposed to be a sweetheart :heart-empty:
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Sorry but Link's heart only belongs to Zelda. Just saying.
 
Well, after you've accused practically everyone who has ever known or met you of some kind of grave misdeed, blamed virtually all of your life's troubles on others, relentlessly embarrassed people over the internet, acted like an immature, unstable ass in public, and intentionally tried to get innocent people harassed simply because they did their jobs and you didn't like it, I guess the best thing to do is whine and complain to all of these people because you're unhappy.

Sparkle on, dipshit.
 
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