Chris is lost, also Zelda.

[NiggoFiggo]

Waaaa why wont people acknowledge me!!
*proceeds to be paranoid and a dick to people who strikes up a conversation with him*

 

[drmccoy]

Waaaa why wont people acknowledge me!!
*proceeds to be paranoid and a dick to people who strikes up a conversation with him*

This sums up the Facebook saga. Anna's mom? Total asshole too. Anybody that doesn't kiss his ass gets the same treatment. And he wonders why he has absolutely nothing. It'll take him a while to realize it though.

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

Man, I'd love to see what kind of sick burnz the people who did the two shares came up with.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Oh Chris. People acknowledge you outside your house. They just don't like you.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Oh Chris. People acknowledge you outside your house. They just don't like you.

Isn't that right, Zack?

Seriously though, people acknowledge him plenty, just not the way he wants them to.

 

[LordCustos3]

 

[snowkitten91]

No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

Says the guy who hides behind the screens of his vidya and technological crap whenever he's out in the public.

Spoiler

 

[garbageraider]

"I know nothing. I am lost"
:idea: On the positive side of things, he realizes that much. At least he's demonstrating a little bit of self-awareness and lucidity, even if it is in the form of self-pity. The first six words of his post demonstrate that he does have some contact with reality and isn't completely delusional. That being said, I'm not getting my hopes up that Chris will soon have a massive awakening. Although, considering the events of the past weeks in mind, I concede that that is a very slim yet extant possibility.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

Says the guy who hides behind the screens of his vidya and technological crap whenever he's out in the public.

Spoiler

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/72/Mcdonalds.jpg

That headband gets me everytime

 

[Burning Love]

No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

Says the guy who hides behind the screens of his vidya and technological crap whenever he's out in the public.

Spoiler

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/72/Mcdonalds.jpg

That headband gets me everytime

I didn't notice that until just now. wow so fail

 

[timtommy]

He seems a lot less accusatory. He isn't saying it is anybody else's fault or that he is the victim as much as he usually does. He is expressing more confusion.

Also, he is much more clear and less silly than usual.

Question: Are these two related? Is this he able to communicate more clearly because he is thinking more clearly?

 

[_blank_]

The idea of Chris even trying yoga is somewhat cringey.

I actually recall in the Kacey calls, he mentioned actually taking Yoga classes. Granted, he also claimed to jog 5 miles a day, but he had a whole storyline to his brief yoga adventures.


OT, my main concern out of all of this is that I feel like I'm beginning to understand Chris' one-half step forward, three-steps sideways approach to logic. If I may:

In Zelda II you, as Link, travel across Hyrule in your pursuit to restore Zelda. Along the way, you enter town after town, many of which are dotted with townsfolk who have nothing to say to you. "I know nothing." Whole villages of people, many offering nothing but empty phrases. Chris in turn is taking their words and, literally making it into a metaphor for his own existence. Traveling the wide kingdom of Ruckersville, many folks, especially the women and such, ignoring him, carrying along with their lives (or rather, walking in a circle in a field... whatever.). He is indeed on a cold and perilous journey, fighting off the trolls, engaging in a quest that is more likely than not to end a tragedy than triumph. It is a long, winding road he finds himself walking alone...

...or that's what I think he's trying to infer.

In truth, he's sitting at home, playing games he bought on Nintendo's eShop, and expecting a boyfriend-free girl to come to his front door, whisk him away to her mansion with a built-in McDonalds. Or to put it back into Zelda II terms:

 

[Marvin]

"I know nothing. I am lost"
:idea: On the positive side of things, he realizes that much. At least he's demonstrating a little bit of self-awareness and lucidity, even if it is in the form of self-pity. The first six words of his post demonstrate that he does have some contact with reality and isn't completely delusional. That being said, I'm not getting my hopes up that Chris will soon have a massive awakening. Although, considering the events of the past weeks in mind, I concede that that is a very slim yet extant possibility.

Nah, like, Chris' mind isn't advanced enough for that to happen. Like, I literally believe his stupidity is an inherent thing to him. Almost as if he had exposure to mercury as a child. That inherent.

He seems a lot less accusatory. He isn't saying it is anybody else's fault or that he is the victim as much as he usually does. He is expressing more confusion.

Also, he is much more clear and less silly than usual.

Question: Are these two related? Is this he able to communicate more clearly because he is thinking more clearly?

Eh, his post is just shorter. Like, the part where he says "No one outside my house acknowledges me." is basically just what you'd get when you condense his previous rants about Charlottesville being "ill-social" into one sentence.

 

[CatParty]

Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahhahahahahahhhahaha

 

[XYZpdq]

The idea of Chris even trying yoga is somewhat cringey.

not even DDP Yoga could help him

 

[AdmiralPingas]

This latest missive is ten times funnier when read in the voice of Sgt. Schulz from Hogan's Heroes ("I know nuzzink!"). But then again, what isn't?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind.

Says the guy who hides behind the screens of his vidya and technological crap whenever he's out in the public.

Spoiler

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/72/Mcdonalds.jpg

Or when people do acknowledge him in public, he clams up and then tries to take a picture of them with his 3DS from the "safety" of his car.

viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2240&hilit=I+met+Our+Pet+Lolcow+today

So what is it, Chris? Do you want people to acknowledge you or do you want to be left alone? Because it doesn't work both ways.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. It only works if there's a china.

 

[Count groudon]

Well Zelda 2 is considered the hardest of all the zelda games because of how confusing the puzzles can be, and how brutal the fights are. Maybe Chris is saying his life is as difficult as the game?

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

For once he makes a pretty much coherent post, wich is quite a surprise, but then...

Spoiler

Good job, Chris, I couldnt mangle a NES screenshot to make it look like an Atari 2600 game like that even if I tried.

I often joke that Chris cant do anything right, no matter how small, but goddamn, he really cant...

Man, how did he take such a crappy screenshot? I guess he took a photo of the game running on some ancient tv on his house, but even with that it looks like he 'ed on the screen.

 

[garbageraider]

"I know nothing. I am lost"
:idea: On the positive side of things, he realizes that much. At least he's demonstrating a little bit of self-awareness and lucidity, even if it is in the form of self-pity. The first six words of his post demonstrate that he does have some contact with reality and isn't completely delusional. That being said, I'm not getting my hopes up that Chris will soon have a massive awakening. Although, considering the events of the past weeks in mind, I concede that that is a very slim yet extant possibility.

Nah, like, Chris' mind isn't advanced enough for that to happen. Like, I literally believe his stupidity is an inherent thing to him. Almost as if he had exposure to mercury as a child. That inherent.

Chris does have some potential. There's a difference between being foolish, and between being stupid. It's not so much that his mind is stupid as it is that his mind is warped, especially his perspective on the world. He did eventually get a college degree. He created his own comic series , writing and illustrating a dozen issues. If you watch his very first videos, you can see that he's been going downhill mentally for years. This considered, a judgement of his potential based on his current mental state probably would be biased downwards. Given the right attitude and enviroment, I think he could eventually hold a job and live on his own. (maybe) That being said, he obviously has a very large amount of negative potential as well. I don't think he's hit bottom yet, or is even anywhere close. The year 2014 is going to be interesting, and I think for Chris, it's going to be very dark.