Chris is lost, also Zelda.

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He took a crap screenshot because he thinks the only way to do so is to use his grease stained phone to take pictures of the television.
 
He doesn't actually think he knows nothing. He just says whatever he thinks will get his cock sucked.
 
You know,this last post almost made me feel sorry for him... It seems the misery of his situation has finally dawned on him... While it is unreasonable to believe he will change his ways, I think the times of silly videos and fake "sweethearts" are well and truly over.. :(
 
Count groudon said:
Well Zelda 2 is considered the hardest of all the zelda games because of how confusing the puzzles can be, and how brutal the fights are. Maybe Chris is saying his life is as difficult as the game?
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Then he probably should have used a screen shot from Castlevania II.

"Knock a hole in Deborah cliff with your head!"
 
:C BAWWW, no one ever acknowledges me. I mean, I never acknowledge anyone else either, but.....but I shouldn't HAVE TO!!!! I've got dis darn shyness and da autism, that means everyone should have to approach me and do all the relationship building and maintenance. Right Mom?

:snorlax: Urrrrp, yeap, that's exactly right Christian, yer my special little snow flake. Now go git me some Q-Sands.
 
I like Christian's strained video game analogies so much that I'll make one of my own.

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Mike Tyson : Lil' Mac :: Reality : Chris.
 
Butta Face Lopez said:
Chris+tomgirl+yoga classes=Chris in yoga pants.

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Yeah whoever suggested that to Chris must really hate people. Imagine the smell when Chris starts sweating. (:_(
 
skyraider91 said:
Marvin said:
skyraider91 said:
"I know nothing. I am lost"
:idea: On the positive side of things, he realizes that much. At least he's demonstrating a little bit of self-awareness and lucidity, even if it is in the form of self-pity. The first six words of his post demonstrate that he does have some contact with reality and isn't completely delusional. That being said, I'm not getting my hopes up that Chris will soon have a massive awakening. (:_( Although, considering the events of the past weeks in mind, I concede that that is a very slim :stupid: yet extant possibility.
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Nah, like, Chris' mind isn't advanced enough for that to happen. Like, I literally believe his stupidity is an inherent thing to him. Almost as if he had exposure to mercury as a child. That inherent.
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Chris does have some potential. There's a difference between being foolish, and between being stupid. It's not so much that his mind is stupid as it is that his mind is warped, especially his perspective on the world. He did eventually get a college degree. He created his own comic series :sonichu: , writing and illustrating a dozen issues. If you watch his very first videos, you can see that he's been going downhill mentally for years. This considered, a judgement of his potential based on his current mental state probably would be biased downwards. Given the right attitude and enviroment, I think he could eventually hold a job and live on his own. (maybe) That being said, he obviously has a very large amount of negative potential as well. :stupid: :briefs: :julay: I don't think he's hit bottom yet, or is even anywhere close. The year 2014 is going to be interesting, and I think for Chris, it's going to be very dark. :C
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Well no, while Chris does have a warped view of the world, I do believe he's significantly stupid. His ability to recognize patterns is dirt poor. He's dumb as shit.

And yeah, Chris could live on his own, but again, only if he's trained, like a dog, to do so. And no one with the authority to force that sort of training on him is going to do that.

But yeah, I wasn't saying anything about Chris' potential or anything like that. I was just saying he's stupid as fuck. Which is very accurate.
 
pickleniggo said:
Butta Face Lopez said:
Chris+tomgirl+yoga classes=Chris in yoga pants.

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Yeah whoever suggested that to Chris must really hate people. Imagine the smell when Chris starts sweating. (:_(
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Sorry, just remembered this one lady in this yoga class I took that farted all the time. And that made me think of :C and that made me think of :briefs: ...hmm yeah...
 
My pity is fading every post.
FFS Chris, if you wanna wallow in pity, at least acknowledge your asspatters.
 
And he used to love this time of year in his more youthful days more than any other time . . .

A new year is just a little bit farther around the sun away, don't lose all hope yet CWC.
 
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