Chris is lost, also Zelda.

[Hyperion]

Well, the problem is that he's sharing a TV with Barb nowadays. And all Barb has to spend her time on is watching TV and she's not going to yield that to fatty.

I feel stupid for even asking, but she won't let him drag another TV in?

 

[pickleniggo]

What's funny is that Chris could have put some tugboat aside each month leading up to the PS4 release and he could've had his new life upgrade by now, but you know...there's $40 Lego sets aimed at preteen girls to buy.

Plus a brand new vidya that complements them perfectly.

So basically he sacrificed his PS4 to give a gift to us instead! THANKS CHRIS.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Well, the problem is that he's sharing a TV with Barb nowadays. And all Barb has to spend her time on is watching TV and she's not going to yield that to fatty.

I feel stupid for even asking, but she won't let him drag another TV in?

Probably simply not enough room, given the Hoard.

 

[Marvin]

Well, the problem is that he's sharing a TV with Barb nowadays. And all Barb has to spend her time on is watching TV and she's not going to yield that to fatty.

I feel stupid for even asking, but she won't let him drag another TV in?

Fatty might not've thought of that possibility. But if he did, she might complain about that the noise and/or just the second screen might distract her and forbid him from bringing it in.

 

[homerbeoulve]

"Tribute? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves." -Chris on Trolls.

 

[BatNapalm]

Well, the problem is that he's sharing a TV with Barb nowadays. And all Barb has to spend her time on is watching TV and she's not going to yield that to fatty.

I feel stupid for even asking, but she won't let him drag another TV in?

Probably simply not enough room, given the Hoard.

Yeah that was kind of diappointing about the latest house tour video. I really wanted to see the state of the living room (or whatever room he is forced to occupy alongside ). Though I was surprised that Chris still had physical access to his room and that it wasn't completely blocked off by the Hoard.

So has 's health deteriorated even more since the whole scabies update, which is why Chris has even less freedom from her? What I find myself wondering is, has some new crisis occurred that isn't common knowledge (aside from Chris being butthurt about the ex-galpals but not explicitly saying so) to help cause this more recent downturn?

 

[CatParty]

The only crisis is that Chris is a huge pussy.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The NPC is saying "Sorry. I know nothing." But Chris cut that part off in his picture so it makes no sense.

At first I figured that he liked it because in the pic, Link is talking to a girl. I figured that would be the only part of anything that Chris felt a connection with.

 

[Marvin]

I feel stupid for even asking, but she won't let him drag another TV in?

Probably simply not enough room, given the Hoard.

Yeah that was kind of diappointing about the latest house tour video. I really wanted to see the state of the living room (or whatever room he is forced to occupy alongside ). Though I was surprised that Chris still had physical access to his room and that it wasn't completely blocked off by the Hoard.

So has 's health deteriorated even more since the whole scabies update, which is why Chris has even less freedom from her? What I find myself wondering is, has some new crisis occurred that isn't common knowledge (aside from Chris being butthurt about the ex-galpals but not explicitly saying so) to help cause this more recent downturn?

Uhh, her health might be getting worse, but if it is, it's at a pretty low rate. It seems to have bottomed out.

But yeah, Chris finding out that his high school galpals weren't genuine friends of his was kind of the cause of the recent downturn. I don't remember how much of this recent revelation is public though. There are definitely parts that weren't publicized.

Although Barb's hoarding of Chris isn't connected to any crisis. Or, I guess you could kinda connect it to Bob's death and Oct 28. But I think I would more likely just tie loneliness and the fact that Bob's not around to keep her from doing these things than the events themselves.

 

[CatParty]

She's more selfish than worried about his actions

 

[Seahorses]

If I had a Facebook friend who did this, I'd say they need to see a professional and that they don't need to feel like this.

Unfortunately for Chris, none of his "friends" will do that. Then again, he needed therapy years ago and still wants to blame other people for his problems, and wants someone else to solve them. And of course he thinks he's fine or that Rocky is better than a psychiatrist. Or that he's too good to see a professional.

I wonder how long it will be until he becomes a wizard and he's too depressed to get out of bed?

What friends?

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

The weens could not have done this...

I mentioned them because of how Sarah Bevel has worded her recent Facebook posts as well as the fact that she seems to have been made aware of two of the more significant/disgusting/whatever pieces of Chris content: the "pussy eating" video and the photograph of him in women's underwear. Chris' incessant name-dropping of her on Facebook surely resulted in some unsavory people reaching out to her on a considerable level linking her to "the worst of the worst". She also provided non-CWCki links (YouTube and an image hosting/caption website), which suggests to me that she wasn't given CWCki URL's and instead received direct links.

I'm of the disposition that Chris was largely forgotten about post-high school and realistically most people don't google for old classmates that they had nothing in common with. (Hell, the discussion reminded me of at least a dozen people initially and I still couldn't be assed to search for them online.) Nobody knows for certain if the gal-pals know of the CWCki, I'm assuming that by now they're aware of it. I get the implication from some of Marvin's recent posts that there are events taking place right now that haven't been posted publicly; so the picture is unclear. For that reason, and for all I/we know, the "gal-pal saga" may very well be new organized trolling (which I was under the impression ended following Bob's death).

For now, going by the Occam's razor principle "weens spamming links to the gal-pals" seems the most probable explanation.

 

[snowkitten91]

Someone else has exceeded the hurtful truth level by leaving this latest comment on Chris's Facebook post:

"No one outside my house acknowledges me." Chris, no one is forced to acknowledge you.

 

[RV 229]

He's upset that he got no Pokemon friend codes probably.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

:idea: On the positive side of things, he realizes that much. At least he's demonstrating a little bit of self-awareness and lucidity, even if it is in the form of self-pity.

Like Marvin says, he's way too stupid for that. Saying "I'm lost, I know nothing", etcetera... those are just words to him. Noises he makes because his little rat-brain has calculated that A is woe-is-me, which should lead to B, which is people coddling him. He can learn little things like this but he can't ever step back to analyze the bigger picture, which is that he's been doing this pity-me routine for over a decade and it's produced zero results.

 

[Henry Bemis]

...he's been doing this pity-me routine for over a decade and it's produced zero results.

He found Anna. That's a result.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

...he's been doing this pity-me routine for over a decade and it's produced zero results.

He found Anna. That's a result.

Zero good results, then.

 

[garbageraider]

:idea: On the positive side of things, he realizes that much. At least he's demonstrating a little bit of self-awareness and lucidity, even if it is in the form of self-pity.

Like Marvin says, he's way too stupid for that. Saying "I'm lost, I know nothing", etcetera... those are just words to him. Noises he makes because his little rat-brain has calculated that A is woe-is-me, which should lead to B, which is people coddling him. He can learn little things like this but he can't ever step back to analyze the bigger picture, which is that he's been doing this pity-me routine for over a decade and it's produced zero results.

"He seemed to be a weird but mostly quiet guy in his Game Place years. Why do you think he's become the preening idiot we all see online?
Complete lack of social interaction with humans other than his fossilized parents.
Just how retarded is Chris? We all know he's high functioning autistic, etc., but he has his own driver's license. How functional was he socially and mentally at the game place?
I'd say he worked about the same level as a 10 year old, but with practice of some things maybe as much as a standard teenager, but I doubt he'll ever think or act like an adult.
Was there ever ANY, even in the least bit, of a redeeming quality in Chris?
Not really."
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

Wow Anna, I'm pretty sure "friends" do more than when someone needs help. What a worthless pile of shit. She really is as lazy as OPL.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"No one outside my house acknowledges me."

Nobody acknowledges him, he complains. Store managers, security guards and police acknowledge him, he complains ....