Chris is lost, also Zelda.

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HealthyMcWrap said:
Wow Anna, I'm pretty sure "friends" do more than :c when someone needs help. What a worthless pile of shit. She really is as lazy as OPL.
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I know, right? They truly deserve each others company.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
"No one outside my house acknowledges me."

Nobody acknowledges him, he complains. Store managers, security guards and police acknowledge him, he complains ....
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I think by acknowledge, he means worship.

Also, if you are going to make a reference to being lost in a zelda game, how in the HELL do you not use the Lost Woods as your picture? God, Chris fails at everything.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
"No one outside my house acknowledges me."

Nobody acknowledges him, he complains. Store managers, security guards and police acknowledge him, he complains ....
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They're jerks. They don't count.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
"No one outside my house acknowledges me."

Nobody acknowledges him, he complains. Store managers, security guards and police acknowledge him, he complains ....
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By acknowledge he means the women that he's currently obsessing over (in this case the ex gal-pals) refuse to throw themselves at him and be his Barb replacements and part time sex slaves. Everyone else in the world could all spontaneously turn into ashes tomorrow and he wouldn't give any less of a shit. Eventually something will come along and piss him off and his attention and obsession will be drawn to it and he will completely forget about the gal-pals. That is until something comes along in the future related to them and slaps him in the face repeatedly over the course of a few weeks.
 
I tried...
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My mind is still lost on how he actually had the time to play Zelda II. I will admit that my first Zelda game was A Link To The Past, but how and what transpired to actually try this game and had this kind of "interpretation".
 
homerbeoulve said:
My mind is still lost on how he actually had the time to play Zelda II. I will admit that my first Zelda game was A Link To The Past, but how and what transpired to actually try this game and had this kind of "interpretation".
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I doubt he's ever even seen Zelda II before. He probably just Googled Image searched "lost" or something like that and saw the image in the results.
 
Chris said:
I am in misery.
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.....THERE AIN'T NO BODY WHO CAN COMFORT ME, OH YEAH. WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME? THE SILENCE IS SLOWLY KILLING ME, OH YEAH.

Terrifyingly accurate.

GURLLL, YOU REALLY GOT ME BAD, YOU REALLY GOT ME BAD. AND IIIII AM GONNA GET YOU BACK, I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK.

I'm scared now.
 
JeffGoldblumIRL said:
I get the implication from some of Marvin's recent posts that there are events taking place right now that haven't been posted publicly; so the picture is unclear. For that reason, and for all I/we know, the "gal-pal saga" may very well be new organized trolling (which I was under the impression ended following Bob's death).
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:shock: Sarah changed her FB name so it would look like she divorced her husband OMG?!

I kid, of course.

This looks like a good time to have an intervention.
 
I really felt for Chris. That is why I tried to acknowledge him at McDonald's back in September. My goal was not to harass or bully him. I just wanted to say some positive things to him to help let him know that not everybody wishes him ill. even though i let the forum members on this site know that I met Chris, i did not want to cause him pain and suffering.
 
PCA said:
I really felt for Chris. That is why I tried to acknowledge him at McDonald's back in September. My goal was not to harass or bully him. I just wanted to say some positive things to him to help let him know that not everybody wishes him ill. even though i let the forum members on this site know that I met Chris, i did not want to cause him pain and suffering.
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Your intentions were pure, but sadly you are male, and therefore not to be trusted in Chris's mind. He can say he wants people to approach him in real life and be his friend as much as he wants, but if anyone does what he asks, he'll just contradict himself and act the way he did toward you, paranoid and suspicious. All he wants is a pretty girlfriend that'll take care of him. If he had that, I doubt he'd honestly really care if he had friends or not.
 
Varis said:
:shock: Sarah changed her FB name so it would look like she divorced her husband OMG?!

I kid, of course.

This looks like a good time to have an intervention.
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Yeah, it'd be a good time, but an intervention to save the endangered CWC really isn't possible. For one thing, you need plenty of family and close friends -- people the interven-ee cares about enough that he/she can't dismiss what they're saying. Unless there's a pile of hitherto-unknown friends he cares very deeply about (there isn't) it'd be up to Rocky and Barb, and that wouldn't work. Personnel questions aside, the kicker is that he'd have to be made to understand how he's hurt all these people, that he was lying to himself about who really did wrong, and resolve to do things differently. He's not going to give up his cherished belief in the evil that lurks in the heart of da twolls, Megan, Snyder, and everyone else on the planet -- they have to be evil, because how else do you explain what's happened to him? He'd have to admit, apologize, show understanding, accept responsibility, and explain about the changes he's made. Unfortunately, it's always your fault, and he'll ignore anyone saying otherwise. No matter how hard you hammer on it, the square peg of reality ain't gonna fit the round hole he's spent years preparing in his mind.

He needs more help than an afternoon can give him. A year or three of afternoons, maybe.
 
Chrissy still hasn't learned.

If you want people to care about you, maybe actually give a shit about other people first? This isn't the plight of a genuinely decent person who is still unpopular for whatever reason or anything that might warrant sympathy. This is a brat acting in a condescending, arrogant manner to everyone... and then wondering why people aren't lining up to kiss his ass.
 
Smokedaddy said:
Yeah, it'd be a good time, but an intervention to save the endangered CWC really isn't possible. For one thing, you need plenty of family and close friends -- people the interven-ee cares about enough that he/she can't dismiss what they're saying. Unless there's a pile of hitherto-unknown friends he cares very deeply about (there isn't) it'd be up to Rocky and Barb, and that wouldn't work. Personnel questions aside, the kicker is that he'd have to be made to understand how he's hurt all these people, that he was lying to himself about who really did wrong, and resolve to do things differently. He's not going to give up his cherished belief in the evil that lurks in the heart of da twolls, Megan, Snyder, and everyone else on the planet -- they have to be evil, because how else do you explain what's happened to him? He'd have to admit, apologize, show understanding, accept responsibility, and explain about the changes he's made. Unfortunately, it's always your fault, and he'll ignore anyone saying otherwise. No matter how hard you hammer on it, the square peg of reality ain't gonna fit the round hole he's spent years preparing in his mind.

He needs more help than an afternoon can give him. A year or three of afternoons, maybe.
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Very true. It would be a start for him to accept that his mainstreaming failed and that he needs to really learn how to function with people, but it may be too late to teach this dog new tricks.

Also, Kendall misread Chris' post before she replied. That's how much he means to her.
 
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Funny how there's still people who believe Chris can make a new start. Do any of these people actually know him at all?
 
Kendall better watch out trying to send Chris positive thoughts... He tends to react badly to it, lashing out on Facebook at them like he did to Anna's mom. Chris doesn't realize that these are the only kind of responses he's going to get nowadays when he throws pity parties. "Aw, cheer up pal! I'm SENDING you INVISIBLE fuzzy wuzzy waves through the air! Did you get them yet??" They talk to him like a kid, and he acts like a kid, but he still wants to be fucked like a woman man.
 
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