Money Chris is lying about needing donations

[The American Hedgehog]

It's well-established that Chris lies about the state of his finances to get people to donate so he can piss it away on toys, but his behavior has been egregious lately, so I'm putting up a sticky about this.

Chris has been trying out scams to try getting money. He claimed to want funds so he could join a protest group against Trump in Hawaii, but admitted to The Captain that it was a lie to get money and he had no intention of making such a trip. He's also trying a variation on the Nigerian scam where he promises to repay donors tenfold after he ascends to godhood in CWCville.

On the begging front, he claimed on October 18th that the pets and his mom would starve if he didn't get money:

This does not match up with his claim from one month prior, when he said he stockpiled food to prep for a hurricane (which never affected him):

He then got $100 from someone on Patreon on October 20th (graphtreon source), and then kept begging the day after:

Only days later, he purchased a bunch of expensive video games (source):

According to the PS store, these games cost $120.

Keep this in mind next time you see Chris begging on Twitter for food money.

 

[GS 281]

I give chris money because it makes autistic people mad.

 

[MrTroll]

Duh, of course Chris is lying, she's a woman and women lie a lot.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I trust @The American Hedgehog most of all. Glad people are finally seeing through Chris' BS.

 

[The Wrath]

This doesn't really surprise me to be honest. Even if people did give him money to go to Hawaii and he was seriously considering it, I doubt he'd actually go. Then again, this is the same guy who went to Ohio for a fake woman at the drop of a hat, so who knows?

 

[Jmboote]

There isn't an entire page of the CWCki listing his lies for nothing. No shit he tells porkies.

 

[AllCISPeople]

I noticed that his begging lately had hit a fever pitch.

He constantly posts pictures of his clothing items, shoes, funko pop figures, etc. that he attempts to mutilate "personalize", complete with his mountains of legos and ponies in the background....basically demonstrating his habits of setting his money on fire as soon as he gets his grubby hands on it.

 

[Nobunaga]

There isn't an entire page of the CWCki listing his lies for nothing. No shit he tells porkies.

But chris needs to buy more useless toys or he will literally die

 

[AnOminous]

I noticed that his begging lately had hit a fever pitch.

He constantly posts pictures of his clothing items, shoes, funko pop figures, etc. that he attempts to mutilate "personalize", complete with his mountains of legos and ponies in the background....basically demonstrating his habits of setting his money on fire as soon as he gets his grubby hands on it.

Anyone who sees Chris frantically gesticulating for more money in front of a gigantic pile of shit he bought with money he suckered out of other idiots and then gives him even more money to waste on more garbage should be slapped in the face.

 

[Xerxes IX]

If you wouldn't donate to any other ebegging troon, why would Chris be an exception?

 

[ComputerWife]

Real shame, more time away from the hoarding pit meant less time Barb could wrap her crusty fingers in Chris’s dimwitted affairs.

 

[drtoboggan]

Never give Chris money. Just sit back and enjoy the chimping.

 

[Ido]

I can't say I'm surprised but I am disappointed it took him this long to try it.

 

[CWCchange]

He should've just stuck to saying Barb needs money for new false teeth and nutritious bananas.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Buying 150 dollars worth of groceries a month and a half ago is not a “stockpile”

Edit: lol if you disagree it just means youre poor

 

[MrTroll]

Never give Chris money. Just sit back and enjoy the chimping.

Enjoying Chris's antics without sending him money is like shoplifting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[fenny]

You're basically paying Chris to jerk off to his delusions.
And more importantly, keeping him from making goofy scam attempts and promises on Twitter. Don't deprive me of my entertainment.

 

[4Macie]

It’s been interesting to see Chris’s progression over the years. He’s always kinda hinted that money was tight. Even when Bob was around. But mainly it wasn’t bills it was that his dad has to bail him out of a credit card he sneakily got so now he has less money a month as he pays his dad back. Then after Bob died it was that barb took money every month for bills and all her debt. So he needed money for his own shit.

Now it’s full blown begging about how him and his pets will literally starve without help.

People have looked up and calculated how much in bills the chandlers pay every month. Their own ‘income’ would cover it just fine. The problem comes when Chris has his spending sprees. We can’t even blame Barb anymore because she doesn’t leave the house unless Chris is with her.

 

[BurningPewter]

I was ready to get outraged, but i admit, the thought of a hand written message from Chris saying "i am not ian.." does make me laugh.

 

[Mason Verger]

Real shame, more time away from the hoarding pit meant less time Barb could wrap her crusty fingers in Chris’s dimwitted affairs.

Barbs nagging is the only thing keeping the power on. We really need to stop with the whole "Barb and goodwill lol" when its pretty obvious that it's Chris that's bleeding money. He has two rooms filled with electronics and expensive toys. Barb has two shirts.

He's literally stated that his financial philosophy is to spend every cent he has.