Chris likes the lancers on facebook.

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I've got it...Chris needs to become the Manchester HS janitor. He could get hired mopping hallways, and he'd get to be near all de pretty wimminz.
 
Marvin said:
HealthyMcWrap said:
Please tell me Chris is going to start harassing his old high school on their facebook page. That would be too good.
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He probably is. His facebook friend's list is growing pretty steadily. It's currently at 40 friends, it was at 13 a week or so ago.
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Huh. I wonder if these people even remember him that well. Or if they see his current posts and go "Oh shit, slow your roll."

As long as they aren't current day students.
 
bungholio said:
He's really been on a "wish I was back in High School in the late 90's" kick recently.
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I think he's going through his own version of the "Quarter Life Crisis."
 
Becomedizzy said:
bungholio said:
He's really been on a "wish I was back in High School in the late 90's" kick recently.
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I think he's going through his own version of the "Quarter Life Crisis."
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The way his health is, I think we can safely call it a mid-life crisis.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Becomedizzy said:
bungholio said:
He's really been on a "wish I was back in High School in the late 90's" kick recently.
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I think he's going through his own version of the "Quarter Life Crisis."
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The way his health is, I think we can safely call it a mid-life crisis.
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Oh geez. You could be right. I was going to like this post but then I realized I'd be liking Chris's probable impending death and I just...couldn't...do it!
STOP EATING MCDONALD'S CHRIS. WE NEED YOU. THE WORLD NEEDS YOU.
 
As long as he purchases a ticket he can attend the games. Hopefully he washes and behaves. High School sports events will sell a ticket to just about anyone who has the cash and doesn't look out of sorts. The prices are generally around $10 if not lower for regular games.
 
I think you're all over-thinking it, Chris is just in his usual mopey, rose tinted glasses mode of thinking that High School was the best days of his life because he never went to university (oh man, so much reeb!) and he's too dumb to realise that his entourage of gal pals was a pity party.

Then again, it is Chris...
 
Marvin said:
Seems to be gender neutral and I doubt he remembers any of these people, but they do all seem to have gone to manchester high school.
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Haha, that is brilliant. I can only imagine the reaction his old classmates got to his friend requests.

"Christian Weston Chandler? Who's that? Oh, was he that special kid? I wonder what he's been getting up tOH MY FUCKING GOD"
 
I feel like a slow in the mind here, but I can't find the link to Chris' actual facebook. The one on the CWCki sends me to a blank page. Someone please help a granny out
 
Has Chris scared his high school gal pals off the internet already? This can't be the first time he has thought about reconnecting with his former classmates.

Unless these new friends are just random people that happened to attend the same school...
 
I think the odds of Chris showing up and casually strolling into homeroom, or even lurking at a football game, are pretty damn low. It's 90 miles one way from 14BC to Manchester HS. There's approximately zero chance that Snorlax is going to let him out of lockdown long enough to make a 3-hour roundtrip by himself, even if he was somehow creative enough to come up with a believable excuse to be gone that long.

Lego High School -> finding the Manchester Facebook page -> friending random old classmates -> Facebook stalking any that appear to be Boyfriend-Free Girlfriends -> getting blocked by the same -> resume moping in a corner of the hoard while playing vidya. :heart-empty: |:( That's how this will play out.

(Side note, I thought it was lulzy that I got as far as typing "14 Branchl" before Google Maps autocompleted with the rest of 14BC's address, city, state, and zip code. :ween: )
 
Alan Pardew said:
As Chris continues to fantasise in high school years, I wonder when will Chris will finally remember his magnum opus.
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Bionic?
 
as with everything in his life, there is no way this ends well.


and it will be hilarious.
 
EleSigma said:
But more realistically and likely, if he can slither out of the dictatorship of a horde ruled by Kim Un Barb, I can see him more likely loitering around the local sports games. He'll probably be ignored and Maybe bring an attraction sign eventually which would get him a couple of odd stares from people near him but that's about it. Then he'll get on facebook and whine about how there are no women flocking to him and how the county is ungrateful, as is the norm.
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It would be worth watching for comments from Manchester high students... since you just KNOW that shit will be like catnip for the comedic senses of high school boys.
 
Becomedizzy said:
bungholio said:
He's really been on a "wish I was back in High School in the late 90's" kick recently.
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I think he's going through his own version of the "Quarter Life Crisis."
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More like, a Quarter Sand Crisis, am I right? :julay:

bbooooggaaooooggaa said:
I think the odds of Chris showing up and casually strolling into homeroom, or even lurking at a football game, are pretty damn low. It's 90 miles one way from 14BC to Manchester HS. There's approximately zero chance that Snorlax is going to let him out of lockdown long enough to make a 3-hour roundtrip by himself, even if he was somehow creative enough to come up with a believable excuse to be gone that long.
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I think Barb's leash is 100 miles long. So who knows?
 
Holdek said:
Becomedizzy said:
bungholio said:
He's really been on a "wish I was back in High School in the late 90's" kick recently.
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I think he's going through his own version of the "Quarter Life Crisis."
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More like, a Quarter Sand Crisis, am I right? :julay:
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Q-life saga
 
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