Chris released from jail on bond

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Cosmos said:
I'm sorry, but I just can't get over the fact that all of this was caused by SEGA making Sonic's arms fucking blue instead of peach. I thought all of the sperging about it on FaceBook was hilarious, but I can't believe his rage over such a tiny design change has actually landed him in prison! Chris really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Well to a certain extent. It led him to go to the mall to "protest".

That doesn't mean he has to mace someone. That was a somewhat unrelated decision.

You can trace things back to various different decisions he made. As another example, he probably wouldn't be carrying the mace if he weren't a tomgirl, so he is in jail because of his decision to become a tomgirl. There were lots of decisions that led up to this, and because it is Chris, most of those decisions are really dumb.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
To be honest, if it wasn't Sonic's arm color then it would have been something else. Chris is a spoiled brat who thinks he can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. He could have just as easily been set off by someone telling him that he's not allowed to use the women's restroom or that he's not allowed to shoplift. Sort of like the asskicking he's due to receive for his behavior, Chris going back to jail was inevitable.
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Oh, definitely! He's a ticking time bomb; the only surprising thing about this whole scenario is that it didn't happen sooner.
 
I Want Cake said:
I get a feel that Barb went to a Payday loan joint, grabbed $500, and wrote a predated check for January 2nd to cover the loan plus the loanshark interest. All that will come out of Barb's January Tugboat and Chris will have to pay her back at the end of this week off of his own Tugboat, of course.
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Not that pre-dating the check would do anything if this was the case. When I used to work for a bank I had to explain to upset customers frequently that the date field on the check has absolutely zero legal standing and is simply an optional field for your own record keeping. Once you hand the check to someone, you have just promised them the amount of money written down (alphabetically, i.e. if you write "Two-Hundred" and "$2.00" the check is worth $200.00) starting the very moment it is in their possession and there is nothing stopping them from depositing the check long before what ever date you wrote on it.
 
Cosmos said:
Oh, definitely! He's a ticking time bomb; the only surprising thing about this whole scenario is that it didn't happen sooner.
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Maybe part of the reason this happened when it did is that Chris is feeling particularly emboldened by his recent "successes" with his gender identity and love life. Or maybe it's just increasing bitterness that his life isn't going the way he wants it to. We might get some idea as to what set him off when he hear his recollection of what happened.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Maybe part of the reason this happened when it did is that Chris is feeling particularly emboldened by his recent "successes" with his gender identity and love life. Or maybe it's just increasing bitterness that his life isn't going the way he wants it to. We might get some idea as to what set him off when he hear his recollection of what happened.
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I did notice a bit of an "bitch I'm fabulous" vibe in the video.
 
Bobby Hill said:
Not that pre-dating the check would do anything if this was the case. When I used to work for a bank I had to explain to upset customers frequently that the date field on the check has absolutely zero legal standing and is simply an optional field for your own record keeping. Once you hand the check to someone, you have just promised them the amount of money written down (alphabetically, i.e. if you write "Two-Hundred" and "$2.00" the check is worth $200.00) starting the very moment it is in their possession and there is nothing stopping them from depositing the check long before what ever date you wrote on it.
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It may not be a legally binding contract, but as a Payday Loan joint operator, do you really want to risk having a lot of checks bouncing on you because you deposited them too early when they otherwise would have cashed just A-OK if you only waited till the signed date? Plus getting a rep for cashing checks too early can get you a bad rep amongst the suckers who can always go to a competing Payday Loan joint.
 
Halberd Sonichu said:
He had the gall to tell them not to call the cops. His ego is and forever be a problem.
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I've said before how Chris sees himself as a supreme being and the rest of us are put on this Earth by Godbear for the sole purpose of serving/worshiping Chris. If you're not his slave, then you're a hated enemy and Chris can punish you however he sees fit, PVCC scum. It's as simple as that.
 
The February 2 date is going to be his first chance to answer this charge. He will plead not guilty. Both because he is an entitled manbaby and because his counsel -- public defender unless they actually find a way to hire another attorney -- will enter a not guilty plea. This also may be where they select whether this will be a jury or a bench (the judge decides the outcome, no jury involved) trial. Chris HAS the right to demand a jury trial, but shouldn't use it. Pleading NG even IF there's a vidya of you doing it is standard procedure, it continues the case in order for counsel to prepare a defense. THEN we will go to ANOTHER hearing date where counsel will say "Your honor, I do not have sufficient preparation to go to trial at this time." And THEN we get ANOTHER hearing date. For those of you who weren't with us in 2011/2012 the cwcki has an excellent section on the path through the legal system regarding the Chandlers. Basically get ready for the same haul and stall.
 
Germanicus said:
I hope the judge won't let him play the autism card this time.
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I hope he's allowed to play it, but that as a consequence of doing so appropriate psychological/psychiatric help is mandated. There hasn't really been any comprehensive assessment of Chris's developmental and psychological impairment recently and court mandated assessment and treatment would be a good starting point for forcing him out of his learned helplessness.
 
Chandler Cats said:
The February 2 date is going to be his first chance to answer this charge. He will plead not guilty. Both because he is an entitled manbaby and because his counsel -- public defender unless they actually find a way to hire another attorney -- will enter a not guilty plea. This also may be where they select whether this will be a jury or a bench (the judge decides the outcome, no jury involved) trial. Chris HAS the right to demand a jury trial, but shouldn't use it. Pleading NG even IF there's a vidya of you doing it is standard procedure, it continues the case in order for counsel to prepare a defense. THEN we will go to ANOTHER hearing date where counsel will say "Your honor, I do not have sufficient preparation to go to trial at this time." And THEN we get ANOTHER hearing date. For those of you who weren't with us in 2011/2012 the cwcki has an excellent section on the path through the legal system regarding the Chandlers. Basically get ready for the same haul and stall.
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Do they have the room for that now though? I was under the impression the main reason the 2011/2012 trial took so long was because they had Rob Bell working to stall for them. I severely doubt that a public defender will go to such lengths for someone so singularly ungrateful as Chris.
 
I Want Cake said:
I've said before how Chris sees himself as a supreme being and the rest of us are put on this Earth by Godbear for the sole purpose of serving/worshiping Chris. If you're not his slave, then you're a hated enemy and Chris can punish you however he sees fit, PVCC scum. It's as simple as that.
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Well he'll pay for that ego now and he might learn a lesson if this was bizzro land *sigh*
 
Given the Facebook post admits the crime in question, I'm really unsure that he'd plead not guilty now.
His two neuron claim that he didn't know about the Pepper Spray but did know about the Pepper Spray is a distraction--the part where he says that he DID is essentially a public confession to the crime. He can claim that he didn't know about it--but he did it and THAT is the legal question.

While he might want to be difficult and obnoxious and of course he feels he is right, any Public Defender is basically going to be looking for a deal. Our evidence, at this writing, now consists of a confession from Chris and a Video in which he is in a store he's banned from and uses Pepper Spray. The court case would have GameStop's own video, the shirt in question, and several witnesses.

The evidence to convict, assuming that the DA doesn't try to push very aggressive charges not fully justified by the situation, is overwhelming.

I'm not fully sure what charges will be used against Chris, but unless the DA is looking for a fight with said charges, he's going to want a plea deal and Chris will come around like 10/28/11 to accept it.
 
I Want Cake said:
It may not be a legally binding contract, but as a Payday Loan joint operator, do you really want to risk having a lot of checks bouncing on you because you deposited them too early when they otherwise would have cashed just A-OK if you only waited till the signed date?
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That is true, and for some reason it didn't sink into my head your post was about payday loans which indeed would be the business most likely to sit on a check until the post-date. For some reason I misinterpreted it as Barb writing a check to the bail bond agent themselves. I've seen it happen a lot with personal checks to individuals or retail, and I just assumed in most cases is was failing to notice the written date and the sender not saying anything because they assumed the bank would just hold off on transferring funds until then. Sorry for getting a little off-topic here.

Like everyone else, I'm eagerly awaiting Chris's version of what transpired at Gamestop, and hopefully what ever happened at Sears. And wasn't there something about banging on a car window? Was that ever confirmed? Even if it's through Chris's heavily distorted lens, I'd love to know all that happened that eventful day.
 
CWCissey said:
... and he thinks Moldavia is a real country.
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It is, though.

I still don't think they're going to throw the book at him, it isn't like prison dramas, they don't usually throw manchildren to the wolves anymore. That won't accomplish anything other than catharsis for the internet.
 
Atlas 95 said:
Do they have the room for that now though? I was under the impression the main reason the 2011/2012 trial took so long was because they had Rob Bell working to stall for them. I severely doubt that a public defender will go to such lengths for someone so singularly ungrateful as Chris.
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They may not, but PDs have loads of cases on their dockets and sometimes they will use ever stall tactic they can to draw out a conclusion in order to mount some sort of defense, even if it's a bullshit one. You are totally correct that he will not get the focus of what he got with private counsel, but I'm still betting the first hearing will enter a not guilty plea (and yes EVEN in view of his FB admission and the video) especially because he is of course the REAL victim here and was frightened "as a rape victim" would have been. Fatty is going to demand his day in court and he is not going to get it if he rolls over and pleads out on the next hearing date.
 
Chris was fucked from the moment he was diagnosed with autism. Borb taught him that nothing was his fault and that he was cursed.
I personally hope the court will throw the book at him and give him an extended jail sentence. Yet it would be great to see him picking trash on the highway.
 
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