Chris returns to Twitter, likes several tweets

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This morning.
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If you've read the Furry Convention Drama thread, you'll have seen that the reputation of Furry Conventions is already collapsing, what with the amount of fraud and sexual deviancy going on at them, as well as allowing convicted pedos like Growly to attend. I think Chris going to MFF, BLFC, Eurofurence etc will be less controversial to the Fandom than the Pizza jerkoff incident.

(While I was typing this, the idea of Chris creating a fursuit of Patti-chan came to mind (keep in mind when someone he loves dies, he thinks they become a Sonichu character), and that would likely be enough to get him banned if he shows up to a room party wearing it. Lets hope to anything holy that he doesn't.)

I do not think Chris would have any interest in furry conventions anyway. For him, it's the Pony conventions because more than anything, the atmosphere of weirdos is the closest thing he's found to recreate those rose-tinted feelings of belonging he had back at Manchester. He's already banned from Everfree Northwest, at least, but there's still like, five others he could potentially go to.

The question simply becomes how he would achieve this, provided the other cons don't ban him out of worry his mere presence will cause a scene (either caused by him ala TooManyGames 'Hedgehog Defensive Position' or from weens trying to get him to do something.) His money supply is at best the tugboat from the last two years minus the group home charges I'd figure, and he has no motor vehicle.
 
Banned? i think being dressed as his dead Irish beagle spritz mix dog is the only way Chris could get laid at a furry convention. And considering the aforementioned pizza incident at blfc that's saying a LOT.

I have this picture of Chris going to a furry convention with his self designed furry suit be Patti Chan and hanging out with the other retard, Khor kitty or whatever.
 
I have this picture of Chris going to a furry convention with his self designed furry suit be Patti Chan and hanging out with the other retard, Khor kitty or whatever.
Well. This must be his first furry cosplay for over a decade since Jackie. Does it have body paint and paper ears included?
 
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I wonder what Chris has planned for his return? Something entertaining I hope.
I have this picture of Chris going to a furry convention with his self designed furry suit be Patti Chan and hanging out with the other retard, Khor kitty or whatever.
Well. This must be his first furry cosplay for over a decade since Jackie. Does it have body paint and paper ears included?
Furries would probably welcome Chris with open arms. Specifically the most degenerate ones.
 
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I wonder what Chris has planned for his return? Something entertaining I hope.


Furries would probably welcome Chris with open arms. Specifically the most degenerate ones.
What he will do, record himself doing stupid shit as usual. The only thing i wonder is whether he still has those delusions about the merge.
 
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