LGBT Chris' Taint

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Status
Not open for further replies.
I've only just started reading the thread... has Chris gotten a prince albert too, so he can clip back the offending member between his legs? That is the purpose of a taint piercing, isn't it?
 
balcolm said:
i admit 'death by asshole piercing' isn't shocking for him but fuck i really hope he doesn't actually get hurt long-term by this.
Click to expand...
Unless he takes the piercing out and lets it close up (and being extremely dedicated in cleaning it as that happens), he's going to die.
RandyCox said:
You know, I feel like I should point out that the title of the thread should be Chris's Taint, but I think we're dealing with bigger issues right now.
Click to expand...
Different standards vary on how to handle this situation.
 
Sadako said:
You stole the words right out of my mouth, I was about to make a post just like that. Maybe they mentioned taint piercings in an adult show he watched or in a book he briefly looked at? Hmm.
Click to expand...
Pardon me if anyone has said this already, the threads tl;dr.
I think Peter makes a joke in Family Guy about piercing his balls in the gay district. Since Chris has copied the show sooo many times before...
 
Last edited:
Marvin said:
Unless he takes the piercing out and lets it close up (and being extremely dedicated in cleaning it as that happens), he's going to die.
Click to expand...

And just like everything else in his life...the worst things that happen are universally only by Chris's own hand.

Ironic that it's because he had to put one more thing up his ass.
 
Taily Puff said:
I'm not the first person to say it, but Chris is facing HOMELESSNESS soon. And he's completely unemployable. And he has no savings
Click to expand...

What are you talking about? This schlub just made $900 DOLLARS selling PLAY-DOUGH on eBay! He's really GOING PLACES! Chris's perineum is LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK! AHAHAHAAA!
 
I said a very long time ago that people Chris considers trolls are probably the only people on earth who really care about his personal well-being. This is potentially one of the more dangerous things he has done, and it opens the door to other body alterations. We all continue to watch this idiocy unfold in slow motion. Every now and then it catches up with him and he has to pay a small price. This is something that may well lead to serious health problems sooner rather than later. And once again, there's absolutely nothing anyone can do to prevent it. When it all goes wrong, everyone one of us will have seen it coming.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
This is potentially one of the more dangerous things he has done, and it opens the door to other body alterations.
Click to expand...
That's an interesting point. If a miracle occurs and this doesn't kill him, where does he go when the novelty of this wears off?
 
Tubular Monkey said:
This is something that may well lead to serious health problems sooner rather than later.
Click to expand...

This is Chris we're talking about here. He's had serious health problems since before ED even found him. Factor in the fact he had this done and there's no indication he has stopped randomly shitting himself...there's a good chance he may be in the running to die before Barb yet.
 
At the risk of sounding very gross, how does someone with one of these piercings answer nature's call without accidentally pulling the thing out?

Edited to Add: :oops: lern2google, self
 
Optimus Prime said:
Oh jesus I hope that doesn't have anything to do with Chris's old obsession about how Bob had Native American in his blood...
Click to expand...
crying-indian1.jpg
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom