LGBT Chris' Taint

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Tetsu Deinonychus said:
Are people exaggerating that the inevitable infection from this could kill him? Or is his life really in danger? Should we do something (though I have no idea what)?

Watching Chris trip over his own stupidity is fun and all, but I don't want to see him die from it.
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No, Chris' life is in danger. I'm sure people have explained the risks to him. I don't know if there's much we (cwckiforum people) can do. It's out of our hands, unfortunately.
Stuff and Things said:
In all seriousness, what are the odds that this is going to happen? (I mean Chris taking off the piercing and then cleaning it until it closes up?) considering all the factors that can make him take it off (Barb, Kim, Rocky, a Doctor, Anna, Da Sweetheart, LGBT community, and even himself?).
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Maybe 35%. He might be scared into taking it out, but he's also dumb, doesn't understand the risks and doesn't want to lose money on this.
Bridechu said:
Baseless reason speculation ahead...

So, I hate to admit that I know this because it reveals the terrible shit I read, but in the "adults only" comic Moon Over June about two terrible, sex-crazed lesbians, one lesbian convinces the other to get her clitoris pierced (she already has one herself) because she says it improves orgasms. Immediately afterwards she has a huge orgasm riding on a motorcycle because of the piercing. Her final conclusion is that clit piercings are awesome.

It's a 100% sex-focused and absolutley irredeemable comic so I wonder if Chris read it and started getting ideas...
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Moon Over June... why... :c
 
Bridechu said:
... in the "adults only" comic Moon Over June about two terrible, sex-crazed lesbians, one lesbian convinces the other to get her clitoris pierced (she already has one herself) because she says it improves orgasms....
It's a 100% sex-focused and absolutley irredeemable comic so I wonder if Chris read it and started getting ideas...
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I think clitoral hood piercings are a pretty well known thing. I've known straight, as well as lesbian women that have gotten them, so it doesn't seem that farfetched to me that OPL would know of and want to do this (as always, fucking up the execution.)

I fully admit to being a chick that has no idea what the taint is and no desire to google that shit.
 
Marvin said:
Maybe 35%. He might be scared into taking it out, but he's also dumb, doesn't understand the risks and doesn't want to lose money on this.
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Even if he takes it out, he's still got an easy-to-infect hole.
 
lunac said:
I think clitoral hood piercings are a pretty well known thing. I've known straight, as well as lesbian women that have gotten them, so it doesn't seem that farfetched to me that OPL would know of and want to do this (as always, fucking up the execution.)

I fully admit to being a chick that has no idea what the taint is and no desire to google that shit.
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As a lesbian, I had no idea it was a gay trend to be honest, but then most of the girls I've been with have been rural and/or butch and it probably hasn't made it to this part of the country yet.

As for the taint, it t'aint your balls and it t'aint your asshole.
 
Geez. Why even get that? It not like you can show it off in public, like a cute belly button piercing ;)
Probably would be awful if he sat on it the wrong way, or got it hooked on his panties.
I await the imminent tramp stamp of butterfly, nip piercings, and tattoo heart on arm, complete with arrow thru it and "Barb" written in the middle
 
Stuff and Things said:
In all seriousness, what are the odds that this is going to happen? (I mean Chris taking off the piercing and then cleaning it until it closes up?) considering all the factors that can make him take it off (Barb, Kim, Rocky, a Doctor, Anna, Da Sweetheart, LGBT community, and even himself?).
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I don't think he's going to listen to anyone that will try to explain what a tremendous mistake he's made. Best case scenario for him is probably going to end up in a lengthy hospital visit after he becomes seriously ill.
 
When I first read the title I thought it was a joke, boy did I make a fool of myself to believe that. Welp! There goes some of that money for Barb's teeth. Also read this because we all know by now Chris is not the cleanest of people...

"Depending on the anatomy of the individual, a guiche piercing can heal quickly with few complications, like a normal piercing, or it may require specialized initial jewelry and care,[3] like a surface piercing. Due to the proximity to the anus, good hygiene is important both during the initial healing period, and on an ongoing basis after the piercing is healed. Estimated healing time: 6-9 months. [3] Sitting-related activities that place stress on the region may cause irritation to the site leading to the migration or rejection of the piercing.[4]"

Just after reading that I think an infection will soon be on the way... (and yes I realized I was late on the comments about the subject)
 
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I can't stop laughing, to be honest. Also, this thread grew so friggen fast I can't even keep up.

As for the Honest Content;

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Goddammit Chris.
 
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