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On the bright side, if he can't sit down he'll have to exercise a lot more.
By standing up while playing video games, I mean.
By standing up while playing video games, I mean.
LGBT Chris' Taint
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So... Chris gets his Perineum pierced... because he thinks it'll make lesbian sex more enjoyable... for him. Because now that he's a lesbian, he assumes he's going to be scissoring fine lezbo honeys his TRUE and HONEST girlfriend.
But the problem is a) it'll get infected, endangering his life b) he probably won't have sex anytime soon and c) scissoring isn't even a thing.
Oh god...
Chris is dumb.
But the problem is a) it'll get infected, endangering his life b) he probably won't have sex anytime soon and c) scissoring isn't even a thing.
Oh god...
Chris is dumb.
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I hope to god it stays that way...
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My first thought was "pics or it didn't happen."
My second thought was "wait..."
My third thought was "ewwwww"
My last thought was "keep your pics to yourself."
My second thought was "wait..."
My third thought was "ewwwww"
My last thought was "keep your pics to yourself."
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Understatement of the century. Chris has spent the better part of his life sitting.
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So... Chris gets his balls pierced... because he thinks it'll make lesbian sex more enjoyable... for him. Because now that he's a lesbian, he assumes he's going to be scissoringfine lezbo honeyshis TRUE and HONEST girlfriend.
But the problem is a) it'll get infected, endangering his life b) he probably won't have sex anytime soon and c) scissoring isn't even a thing.
Oh god...
No he got his gooch pierced.
For the love of Godbear, a lot of you need to work on your human anatomy/reading comprehension skills.
This, and awkward as hell in porn.
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Nah. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Operation Tupacalypse is a thing that actually happened with real people.
But lets stay OT.
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I know, I just thought balls sounded funnier. I fixed it for you.
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So... Chris gets his balls pierced... because he thinks it'll make lesbian sex more enjoyable... for him. Because now that he's a lesbian, he assumes he's going to be scissoringfine lezbo honeyshis TRUE and HONEST girlfriend.
But the problem is a) it'll get infected, endangering his life b) he probably won't have sex anytime soon and c) scissoring isn't even a thing.
Oh god...
Scissoring is a thing, isn't it? It is more formally known as tribadism I think. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
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but it's hard to feel sorry for a guy who got his taint pierced because he thought it would improve his chances of scissoring with lesbians.
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At first I sincerely hoped that maybe that Kim didn't know what "gooch" meant, but now that I looked at the Wikipedia page, er- "reassuring" isn't the right word, but it's better then what my horrified mind was imagining.
It's also probably been hashed out far too many times whether his friends on FB are tolling him or whatever, but you'd think that Kim would be more secretive about this bleeeah I don't even know I don't know anything anymore
It's also probably been hashed out far too many times whether his friends on FB are tolling him or whatever, but you'd think that Kim would be more secretive about this bleeeah I don't even know I don't know anything anymore
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Yeah but I don't know how many lesbian couples actually do it though. The lesbians I know think it's more a male sexual fantasy than anything, because of how common it is in porn.
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Either way, he's going to get the Darwin award this year.
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, but he can't help the 'tism.
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It was a friends only post on Chris' facebook. And those posts usually stay secret for a bit.
This, though female sexuality in general is super confusing to men anyway.
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"The Shitty on the Edge of Forever".
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Oh Christ. That means that thing has been in for a while!
Barb's teeth aren't really falling out. That eBay money is going towards Chris'
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I'm just gonna be curious as to how Chris finds a way to blame the trolls for this. As if we put a gun to his head and frog-marched him straight to the local body mod parlor and strapped him down against his will.
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