LGBT Chris' Taint

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Late to the party. Don't care. Between this and the facebook post I am done. There is nothing I can say that hasn't been said, but let me add to the arsenal of gif reactions.
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Xarpho said:
While it isn't the trolls who put him up to it, did Chris' girlfriend (if she exists and is not a troll) endorse this in any way? If so, she is either a psycho with some sort of fetish that Chris satisfies, or...I don't know what! :cryblood::cryblood::cryblood:

Whelp, that's it. After all, we know how Chris makes poor decisions that he himself makes (notably Twin Falling Towers)
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And he confessed that this is all his idea, so when the thing starts to fester on him he won't be able to blame the trolls or on anyone else but himself, and we'll all hold him to that.
 
"as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily"
I don't know what kind of back-alley piercing studio he went to, but that is the absolute worst thing you could do to a fresh piercing.
 
slep said:
And he confessed that this is all his idea, so when the thing starts to fester on him he won't be able to blame the trolls or on anyone else but himself, and we'll all hold him to that.
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Then he'll claim 'he misspoke'
 
lisaface said:
I've been violently puking the entire time I've been reading this thread.

I assume "Daily Baths and Showers" weren't happening before this, so at least that's an upgrade (for as long as they continue, which is probably not nearly long enough.)
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What makes you think he actually took the advice given to him and is bathing regularly? Because some professional told him it was necessary so he'd minimize the risk of infection? I mean it's not like he's ever lied before about his hygiene or his diet or his weight...
 
Dr RobotDick said:
i'm sorry, but unless there's photographic evidence, (which there very well could be) i refuse to believe this is true. i think this is chris is trying to troll the trolls. piercing your taint is something a cartoon character does, not a somewhat human being. plus if he can't take a necklace touching his neck, how's he gonna take that thing digging into his taint all day?
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Yeah, I'm with you on this one (although it seems most people on here are vigorously defending the existence of the pierced taint). The opening line about how he knows there has not been an update in over month is kind of telling.
 
But chris my good man your clit would be your penis not your taint. I remember watching something about how when developing you already have a "clit" it just when your body decides male it grows into a penis
 
Flareon said:
"as well as cleaning the area with rubbing alcohol twice daily"
I don't know what kind of back-alley piercing studio he went to, but that is the absolute worst thing you could do to a fresh piercing.
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You are correct. http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-a-Body-Piercing

"Avoid harsh soaps and anti-bacterial products. Dial, Betadine, HIbiclens, and hydrogen peroxide can all damage your healing cells and dry out the piercing, encouraging crusty buildup. Rubbing alcohol should be avoided for the same reason."

So yeah, Chris is going to get crusty buildup on his taint very soon. He's already messing things up.
 
The Joker said:
Chris is just being Chris. Giving out way too much information as always.

I work at at body modification clinic (as we call it) and I have had the displeasure of giving a man a taint piercing, only for it to wind up badly. I have only seen a few men get it done. A week after getting it done he came into the clinic complaining of pain and refused to go to the doctor. READ ON FOR THE GRAPHIC DETAILS. He took off his skinny jeans to reveal a giant, pus dripping abscess that made the other assistant sick. It was the worst thing I had ever seen at that point. He had a fever and was sweating, but he was too embarrassed to go to the er. My boss called an ambulance and by the time they got there the idiot took out the stud and the abscess burst with pus. He was screaming and thrashing so hard that he had to be sedated and taken to the er. Months later, he returned to the clinic to get his foreskin pierced. Some people never learn.

The best advise I have for Chris is to get that thing out while he can.
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I bet you used at least two jugs of bleach to disinfect everything followed by a whole bottle of Febreeze as a chaser.
 
Remember that time Chris rode the sex doll like a cowgirl back in the day and recorded it?
That seemed strange at the time, but this? This is something new entirely.
Truly this is the End of Innocence.
 
Dr RobotDick said:
i'm sorry, but unless there's photographic evidence, (which there very well could be) i refuse to believe this is true. i think this is chris is trying to troll the trolls. piercing your taint is something a cartoon character does, not a somewhat human being. plus if he can't take a necklace touching his neck, how's he gonna take that thing digging into his taint all day?
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I briefly thought it was a :ruse: but the level of detail, and the fact that it was told first to friends, then leaked, suggests that it's real.

Why the HELL would you want to see photographic evidence?
 
Coldgrip said:
What makes you think he actually took the advice given to him and is bathing regularly? Because some professional told him it was necessary so he'd minimize the risk of infection? I mean it's not like he's ever lied before about his hygiene or his diet or his weight...
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I'd tend to believe him on it. It's only been two days, if he can't follow extremely important hygiene instructions for two days after such a major piercing, I feel like he'd just avoid mentioning it rather than make a big deal about how clean he's keeping it.

So, if this wasn't the girlfriend's idea, I'm curious if he ran it by her before he did it. He must have brought up the plan and talked about how well he'd be able to scissor her after getting it done.
 
Dr RobotDick said:
i'm sorry, but unless there's photographic evidence, (which there very well could be) i refuse to believe this is true. i think this is chris is trying to troll the trolls. piercing your taint is something a cartoon character does, not a somewhat human being. plus if he can't take a necklace touching his neck, how's he gonna take that thing digging into his taint all day?
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Would you be convinced if you saw the hospital bill from when his genitals inevitably rot off?
 
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