LGBT Chris' Taint

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Since I don't feel like browsing through a 21 page thread about Chris' pierced "taint", please tell me if Chris' piercing got him an infection or not.
 
Ification said:
Since I don't feel like browsing through a 21 page thread about Chris' pierced "taint", please tell me if Chris' piercing got him an infection or not.
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He just got them. So it's a matter of when it happens.
 
The duck is already recoiling in horror, why did he have to do this?!
 
(I found this too disturbing to read through 20+ pages, so please forgive me if someone brought this up already.)
My theory:
He learned about this at the Pride Parade, either from some strange person who thinks this is a good idea or someone who knows of Chris and decided to mess with him.

P.S.
To those wanting a picture of this: what's wrong with you people,?!
 
I'm really amazed at how quickly this stuff has escalated - I've followed Chris' antics for about a year, but damn it if it hasn't been a rather eventful one. Even so, I have to admit that before this status update I would never have believed that him getting his goddamn taint pierced was likely to happen. The world is full of surprises!
 
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How is he going to shit properly with his asshole pierced?
 
exball said:
Die Chris.
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Your avatar makes it even funnier, like even McDonalds wants Chris dead.

ChurchOfGodBear said:
DON'T EVER FUCKING SAY THAT IN THIS FORUM! Are you crazy?!?!? That's like being in the next Jaws movie and saying "Let's go swimming, what's the worst that could happen?"
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Already Marvin is uploading images to Photobucket and planning on revealing that Chris keeps his severed duck in a jar of brine...
 
crimsonarenz said:
Man, this shit got too bizarre. I thought the 14BC fire was too much for a year and now this. I expected crazy and/or usual funny shenaningans from Tranny Chris but this shit is way, WAY too much. I hope he reconsiders what he's done and takes that off before putting his life at risk :\
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This is what I mean when I say this is his "Ragnarok". This year we have seen two things that we've thought were impossible. Chris has a girlfriend and he's actually making money off of his Sonichu art. Previously, not having a girlfriend, not making his own money, and Sonichu being useless defined him. He's also getting into LGBT rights (even if he's still iffy about the "G"). These were the signs that his saga is coming to an end.

Now, he's gone ahead and did something to himself that's horrible and stupid even by his standards. Something that's likely to end his life soon. And, there's nothing we can do to save him.

My prediction is that between now and his unfortunate death, we will see him do the strangest, dumbest shit we have ever seen him do! He'll go for broke and make his epic last stand against his greatest troll, life! It's the start of the grand finale!

...or Barb or one of his ass-patter friends could actually do something good for him for once and actually get him to a doctor to get that thing removed. For the love of all decency, let's hope they do.
 
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Fucking called it-- Edit: Censored the oh-no-oh-so-naughty-bits from Wikipedia

Fucking. Called. It.
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If there's anything remotely good to come out of this, it's that he's at least following indications for once in his life. How effectively, though, that's another thing. Although when it involves your life, maybe it's to be expected, even from Chris.

And, by the way, I had no idea how scissoring was done or what it involved, since I have null interest in it. That means Chris just taught me something...

I need to rethink life.
 
what the fuck. WHAT. THE. FUCK. just when i thought chris couldnt get more fucked up, he always surprises me. well done
 
This thread would benefit from a rating meant to signify, "Thank you for this post! It is both accurate and informative. However, no no no NO NO NO NO"
 
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