LGBT Chris' Taint

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I don't think Chris is mentally sane anymore. I never ever thought that the Lolcow I knew a few years ago would actually stoop to this kind of lifestyle
hes literally becoming buffalo bill. soon all the trolls are going to wake up in a pit in his basement with a basket of lotion
 
wow people with autism are always doing this kind of crap

First it's Sonic, then it's posting in Discussion, then it's piercing your taint.

Die autism
 
Christ he is putting alcohol down there, I nip my balls shaving (yeah i shave down there) and putting a dab of alcohol on it burned like hell, imagine how it must feel on the taint.
 
T-that is most certainly not where the clitoris would be! For someone so obsessed with women he doesn't know very much about their anatomy.
 
T-that is most certainly not where the clitoris would be! For someone so obsessed with women he doesn't know very much about their anatomy.

Well don't forget, in his life he's only ever seen two real vags.
 
If Chris gets it pricked on Sunday,
Then it starts to swell on Monday,
'Taint nobody's bizness if he do.

If he, then, should get the notion,
To bathe the burn in lotion,
'Taint nobody's bizness if he do.

If he has no tact remainin',
And the sight gets Barb complainin',
'Taint nobody's bizness if he do.

If it really starts to ooze out,
And we gotta get the booze out,
'Taint nobody's bizness if we do.
 
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Fucking called it-- Edit: Censored the oh-no-oh-so-naughty-bits from Wikipedia

Fucking. Called. It.
We need a vomit and a brain bleech smilies. This is disgusting on so many levels.
 
i'm sorry, but unless there's photographic evidence, (which there very well could be) i refuse to believe this is true. i think this is chris is trying to troll the trolls. piercing your taint is something a cartoon character does, not a somewhat human being. plus if he can't take a necklace touching his neck, how's he gonna take that thing digging into his taint all day?
When has Chris ever successfully trolled his trolls? All of his attempts have either been inept (JenkieJenkins) or incomprehensible (his riddle).
 
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