LGBT Chris' Taint

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I got a pierce. Would you like to make a wish?!
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Hmmmyeeeaaah. (Seriously i hope its not infected. This is just so wrong.)
 
I wonder if that he cant sit right now without inducing pain, every time he really do need to sit (considering his energy) he suddenly do the Donald Duck Impersonation. :twisted::sighduck:
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but when people talk about getting a clitoral piercing they mean they are getting a piercing through the clitoral hood right? I don't think I have ever heard of someone actually getting their clit itself pierced and it's so sensitive I can't imagine why they would.
 
Ruin said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but when people talk about getting a clitoral piercing they mean they are getting a piercing through the clitoral hood right? I don't think I have ever heard of someone actually getting their clit itself pierced and it's so sensitive I can't imagine why they would.
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The only clitoral shaft piercing I know of is the Isabella piercing. But like the guiche, I have no idea what the upside of it would be.
 
Is anyone here deranged enough to contact Chris through eBay and seriously offer him money for the piercing?
 
OfflineCyberBully said:
The only clitoral shaft piercing I know of is the Isabella piercing. But like the guiche, I have no idea what the upside of it would be.
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A clitoral hood piercing amplifies any touch/vibratory sensation that applied to the area. The clitoral shaft piercing even more so. I've heard stories of ladies with this kind of piercing achieving an orgasm simply by riding a motorbike or sitting on a washing machine. The only two caveats to getting it are that it's astonishingly painful (or so I've heard) to get, and if the piercing artist even screws up slightly while doing it, they sever some really important nerve endings and it really numbs the area down.

150% or 50% of nominal input. Roll your dice.
 
LordCustos3 said:
Forgive my ignorance -- I never have and never plan to get pierced -- but isn't rubbing alcohol a requirement for a new piercing? Like, you need something that not only kills the germs but also dries quickly to keep it from becoming a swamp 'down there' ?
How are you supposed to keep it clean? Soap or Peroxide isn't strong enough. Bleach might me too much.

Just morbidly curious.
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Good heavens no. I can understand why, from a cursory knowledge, it may seem to be a good idea to use rubbing alcohol to sterilize and clean a wound, but Alcohol is extremely detrimental to new cell growth and can serve to further irritate a piercing. Skin that is uncomfortable and having trouble closing quickly is going to have an increased risk of infection no matter where it is. In regards to the "swamp like" conditions down there, I would assume letting the pierced area air dry would be better than the quick fix of using rubbing alcohol - can anyone confirm how is best to deal with crotch piercings and the associated moisture down there?

When I was heavily pierced (13+ count - all on my face I was such an idiot), my piercer insisted that I use a medicated soap and saline bathing three times a day, she specifically said not to use peroxide or alcohol - it's so important you let the body heal itself and you don't fuck with the growing tissue or it becomes even harder to keep irritation and infection free.

One of the other things a lot of people forget is once a piercing is infected, taking out the jewelry can actually be worse for it as removing this inbuilt drain, the wound will close over the infection and cause abscessing. This is a huge concern for Chris, who probably has no idea this can happen, and once this happens it often requires heavy doses of antibiotics and even surgery to remove.

On another note it just occurred to me - what if the person piercing Chris used a piercing gun or a used/blunt needle? Holy shit that would be awful; the trauma to the tissue would exacerbate all the issues raised in the thread and more.
 
Geo said:
When I was heavily pierced (13+ count - all on my face I was such an idiot), my piercer insisted that I use a medicated soap and saline bathing three times a day, she specifically said not to use peroxide or alcohol - it's so important you let the body heal itself and you don't fuck with the growing tissue or it becomes even harder to keep irritation and infection free.
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When I was younger I had 4 helix piercings in my ears, and my piercer said the same thing. Just use a mild antibacterial soap like Dial and keep it clean and dry. Even then the piercings would sometimes bleed a bit because I would accidentally sleep on them, I can't see it being anything less than a nightmare to keep an area (that's a humid bacteria factory on even the cleanest person) from getting infected.
 
estifishing said:
I seriously wonder if he'll expand into other forms of body modification. Maybe nipple rings are next... or perhaps a giant uterus tattooed over his pelvic bone?
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Watch as he turns into an Electric Hedgehog Pokeymans right before your astonished eyes!

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GRRRAAAARRRRRR!!!
 
I'm kind of wondering why he didn't go for a simpler piercing first? Like a nipple piercing or something???
 
CrayolaFuckinModelMagic said:
Indeed, a simple "gateway" piercing would've been wise to determine if it's for him. But no, he likely read that it's good for scissoring so off he goes; into the night with reckless abandon.
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Nobody scissors. A perineal piercing wouldn't do jack for scissoring even if anyone scissored. I have been thinking about this a bit and I don't get it at all. What part of the female anatomy does Chris think a perineal piercing would stimulate? Sure, the clitoral complex goes all the way around the vagina, but inside.

The new icon is brilliant and terrifying.
 
estifishing said:
Complete inability/unwillingness to pause and reflect on pros and cons once he's made a decision combined with a worldview that consists only of extremes, which somehow led to him connecting a pierced perineum to the height of femininity
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Another reason could be that he wouldn't get one on his nose/lip/whatever, because Barb would see it and she'll flip. Nipples are out because he wears a bra 24/7.Maybe the Prince Albert peircing would be the first choice for most people for that region on the body, but he hates his penis, so no point in glamouring that up.

That leaves the belly button as a good tryout for a first peircing. But his brain likely blew a fuse before he could think of that, so he goes for retard peircing
 
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