LGBT Chris' Taint

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I wanted to talk to people about this all day at work and I forgot my phone and couldn't browse the internet, and I didn't want to be the freak talking about an aspie getting his butt pierced because no one understands or shares a mutual fascination with chris like we do. :C
 
Shadow said:
If he got this piercing for himself, whatever.

But lord knows nobody but him will ever see it save for photos he takes himself. I can't imagine anybody saying "why yes, Christian, I would love to see your taint piercing." And if Chris thinks the mere fact that he has one ups his chances of scissoring with a lesbian in any way then I'm sorry to break it to you Chris...... It's as though he thinks having one will make a woman wet at the thought and she'll be interested in scissoring him, completely ignoring the rest of his slobby persona.
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i honestly dont know what he would be thinking when even getting one in the first place. or if someone suggested it to him, who knows.. it boggles the mind that he even did it in the first place. but oh well, his body i suppose
 
Shadow said:
It's as though he thinks having one will make a woman wet at the thought and she'll be interested in scissoring him, completely ignoring the rest of his slobby persona.
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And his genitals.
 
I'm really hoping he made this up to rustle our respective jimmies, simply because it's so dumb even I wouldn't do it. These goddamn threads have been like a trainwreck/donkey show combined: horrible, yet I can't look away.
Oh, and he's totally gonna die if he did pierce his perineum.
 
drtoboggan said:
I'm really hoping he made this up to rustle our respective jimmies, simply because it's so dumb even I wouldn't do it. These goddamn threads have been like a trainwreck/donkey show combined: horrible, yet I can't look away.
Oh, and he's totally gonna die if he did pierce his perineum.
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Nahhh, this isn't a clever Chris plan to get back at Da Trolls. That's something like "Trolls!! Do you not like Trollface physics comics? Then like this post and I swear on the Vagina Of My Soul not to send a TrollBusters truck to your evil lair too unconnected your Internets! NOT A CLEVER PLOT!!!"

But yeah, he's gonna die. And soon. And to think we wasted ALL that time discussing what he's gonna do when Barb dies. I, for one, fell really silly about that....
 
drtoboggan said:
I'm really hoping he made this up to rustle our respective jimmies, simply because it's so dumb even I wouldn't do it. These goddamn threads have been like a trainwreck/donkey show combined: horrible, yet I can't look away.
Oh, and he's totally gonna die if he did pierce his perineum.
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he did. it is confirmed. it is not a ruse
 
So, I just found out about this (because I don't really visit the Chris thread anymore) and this was pretty much my reaction.
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DrTremolo said:
We're already all preparing for the End of Chrisgelion.
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The "M For Honest Content" rating was pretty much sealed by the time it got to that scene where all the Mass-Production Liquid Chris units give themselves taint piercings with the Heart Torch of Longinus replicas.
 
LordCustos3 said:
If what I've heard is accurate, many girls can reach orgasm on a washing machine without requiring any piercings.
Some especially gifted and lucky girls can reach orgasm by rubbing their knees together, sliding down a bannister or sneezing.
Multiple orgasms and no refractory period; some girls have all the luck.
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OT TMI: I can do it just by thinking about it, no movement required. Not very satisfying except for the fact that it's possible, but not exactly a trick you can pull out at parties. For that, I save my Starburst trick.

Back on topic: I seriously doubt Chris would die of the infection, though it is highly likely that he will get one. He's paranoid and hypochondriacal enough to notice there's a problem when his nuts swell to the size of grapefruits and turn purple. And he has no shame, so he'd plonk himself down on the examination table in front of the doctor with his legs splayed like he's about to go into labour. He might even seek medical care from a gynaecologist. Can you imagine? He would throw a fit because the doctor wouldn't be able to help him cuz he doesn't have actual girl parts.
 
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