LGBT Chris' Taint

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Null said:
Autism is my business lay-day, and business is goooooood.

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what is the comparison to jan 10?
 
Axiom said:
I can open a Starburst in my mouth? I thought everybody knew what that trick was...
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In all fairness, we're in a forum topic about Chris' taint, thus as a general rule, it's probably best to assume any new term you hear (especially if it involves a trick) isn't entirely innocent.
 
4Macie said:
We haven't heard anything else about this new girlfriend. I'm really really really starting to think that this girl was either a clever troll or she's an OKCupid girl who has now ran away. She's met him IRL which is scary enough and now he's got this new piercing, which can also scare people (look at our reactions, then double that for a girlfriend that would have probably gotten a picture sent to her or something).
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Christ, yes. Chris has no conversation filter at the best of times. Nobody had to know about this. He could have not told Kim. He certainly didn't need to elaborate to us. But no, Chris being Chris, honest content being honest content, he couldn't not tell people about the fact that someone tore him a new asshole.
 
Ian Brandon Something said:
2014 so far: Chris burns down his house and gets his asshole pierced.
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2014 will be the year remembered as the year of the unexpected.
"Chris will never accept the LGBT" WRONG
"Chris will never seriously make money off Sonichu" WRONG
"Chris is too hypersensitive to get a body piercing." WRONG

Null said:
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Dat post spike
 
Wake up to see this is at 37 pages. :heart-full:

Also, can I get some more puns related to this topic?
 
4Macie said:
To be fair... it's more than $100. It's probably closer to $150-200. I was talking to my piercer friend the day this happened and she said that one she did for a girl cost $210 and then about another $25 for all the cleaning stuff they offered. (Special cleaning supplies, not rubbing alcohol like Chris uses)
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I dunno, genital piercings around where I live run about $100 or so at most places. I think I just depends on where you go. I do hope his piercing cost the usual amount and not $40, because any place that cheap is more or less a guarantee for contracting hepatitis or getting some other flavour disease from the 'Disagreeable to Fatal' end of the disease spectrum. Chris is cheap when it comes to stuff that isn't Lego, vidya, and makeup. That cheapness is usually harmless or amusing, but this could cost him his health or worse. Where tattoos and piercings are concerned, 'cheap' tends to mean 'risky at best'. Hepatitis is incurable and eventually fatal. As weird as it sounds, I would hate to see that happen to Chris.


We haven't heard anything else about this new girlfriend. I'm really really really starting to think that this girl was either a clever troll or she's an OKCupid girl who has now ran away. She's met him IRL which is scary enough and now he's got this new piercing, which can also scare people (look at our reactions, then double that for a girlfriend that would have probably gotten a picture sent to her or something).
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Oh my god, can you imagine if there ARE pictures and he DID send them out, but it's another Wallflower or Megan scenario?? The horror that poor girl must be experiencing, getting a random freaking message from That Weird Guy and it's a picture of his nasty dirty taint piercing, eweweeew!
 
Axiom said:
I dunno, genital piercings around where I live run about $100 or so at most places. I think I just depends on where you go. I do hope his piercing cost the usual amount and not $40, because any place that cheap is more or less a guarantee for contracting hepatitis or getting some other flavour disease from the 'Disagreeable to Fatal' end of the disease spectrum. Chris is cheap when it comes to stuff that isn't Lego, vidya, and makeup. That cheapness is usually harmless or amusing, but this could cost him his health or worse. Where tattoos and piercings are concerned, 'cheap' tends to mean 'risky at best'. Hepatitis is incurable and eventually fatal. As weird as it sounds, I would hate to see that happen to Chris.

Oh my god, can you imagine if there ARE pictures and he DID send them out, but it's another Wallflower or Megan scenario?? The horror that poor girl must be experiencing, getting a random freaking message from That Weird Guy and it's a picture of his nasty dirty taint piercing, eweweeew!
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I think you're right, it might be more of an area price than anything. I, of course, don't know what the population of where you live is, but where I live the population is about 100,000 people and that's what they price it at. Must have something to do with "supply and demand" you know?

But yeah, that poor person, whomever they are, that go those pictures. There is not enough of anything to make that memory go away.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Seriously, was there a time when you thought she wasn't a troll?
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There were really only ever two possibilities: a troll or another Wallflower/Megan scenario. Marvin said a few times that she's a real person but has been pretty private with other details, so it's possible he's trying to protect the identity of the poor MeganFlower heiress. She's either that, or a troll and they're not ready to drop all the content yet.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Seriously, was there a time when you thought she wasn't a troll?
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Axiom said:
There were really only ever two possibilities: a troll or another Wallflower/Megan scenario. Marvin said a few times that she's a real person but has been pretty private with other details, so it's possible he's trying to protect the identity of the poor MeganFlower heiress. She's either that, or a troll and they're not ready to drop all the content yet.
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When we first found out he was in a relationship I said that I personally thought that this girl was an OKCupid girl he met. On paper, in his one picture, Chris doesn't look THAT horrible. He's probably a 4 or 5... Some girls go for those numbers because they themselves are those numbers. BUT then she met him in person on that fateful day and we haven't heard anything about her. If she was a real girlfriend, she'd have gone to the Parade with him, or she would have told him the taint piercing wasn't a good idea... or a number of other things. We haven't even seen anyone super new on his facebook that he's acknowledged... which makes me believe she hasn't added him on facebook yet. (That and it says "in a relationship" and not "in a relationship with _____").

So yes, there was a time I didn't think she was a troll. I simply thought she was some poor unfortunate OKCupid girl. Now I think she's either a troll or WAS an Okcupid girl who is now long gone.
 
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