LGBT Chris' Taint

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If I had been doing the piercings where he went, I wouldn't have near that spot for all the money in world. I wonder if he showered first.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Never think that you've seen the worst of Chris. There's always more to come. I'm personally going with him deciding he's invisible.
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Now that you mention it, his "I'm a lesbian" shtick is like a 5 year old saying "I'm Batman." Nothing wrong with either, but you actually have to be a woman who's into women or an insomniac billionaire martial artist detective, respectively, to give any weight to the claim.
 
Taint Fact #37: When they electrocuted Ed Gein his homemade taint piercing shorted out the electric chair.

EDIT: I was thinking of Albert Fish, and it's also apparently an urban legend :stupid:
 
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Chris does seem to have a high tolerance of pain for a ManBaby. Between the video of him dragging a razor across his face in a dry-shave as well as drawing an upside-down Sonicu on his dick (which being done in magic marker would have hurt like Hell to any sane person), I think the only time I've seen him in any actual pain was when he backed up against his bedroom door in the "Flying Elephants" video and took the doorknob right into the spine or one of his kidneys (the 1:04 mark).
Okay, figured out how to put it behind a spoiler. Thanks, Pikonic.
 
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slep said:
Chris does seem to have a high tolerance of pain for a ManBaby. Between the video of him dragging a razor across his face in a dry-shave as well as drawing an upside-down Sonicu on his dick (which being done in magic marker would have hurt like Hell to any sane person), I think the only time I've seen him in any actual pain was when he backed up against his bedroom door in the "Flying Elephants" video and took the doorknob right into the spine or one of his kidneys (the 1:04 mark).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eKrl7SA0Myo
Sorry. I don't think you can hide a video behind a Spoiler.
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You totally can :P
 
Chad Kroeger said:
I'm not even going to ask HOW you know this.
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Literally Medicine 101. You put a piece of liver in hydrogen peroxide and the whole concoction starts fizzing like a child's chemistry set. Rubbing alchhol is actually sort of rubbish as an antimicrobial unless you have time to soak something in it for a half hour(not
smart for live tissue). As other people have mentioned, cleaning wounds with that crap is dumb for a myriad of reasons.
 
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Xarpho said:
Want to make bets on how long it is until Chris complains on Facebook the massive pain he's in?
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When it will happen is largely irrelevant. However, you can be sure of two things:
1) It will happen; and
2) It will immediately be followed by requests for money to fix one set of rotten teeth and two sets of rotten buttocks.
 
slep said:
Chris does seem to have a high tolerance of pain for a ManBaby. Between the video of him dragging a razor across his face
in a dry-shave as well as drawing an upside-down Sonicu
on his dick (which being done in magic marker would
have hurt like Hell to any sane person), I think the only
time I've seen him in any actual pain was when he
backed up against his bedroom door in the "Flying
Elephants" video and took the doorknob right into the
spine or one of his kidneys (the 1:04 mark).
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eKrl7SA0MyoSorry. I don't think you can hide a video behind a
Spoiler.
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Or that time he stuck his wang in the snow for several minutes. That should have hurt like hell as well.
 
jharwel1 said:
Or that time he stuck his wang in the snow for several minutes. That should have hurt like hell as well.
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I wonder if Chris simply has deadened nerve endings, like some terrestrial herbivores, where there's a delayed pain response between when he's injured and when he feels it.
 
I honestly cannot fathom how walking would be comfortable like this, much less sitting. A lot of people have brought up Chris' pain tolerance, but the only example I really agree with is the snowfucking incident. Dry shaving, for example, isn't quite as bad as it's being made out to be.

Axiom said:
There were really only ever two possibilities: a troll or another Wallflower/Megan scenario. Marvin said a few times that she's a real person but has been pretty private with other details, so it's possible he's trying to protect the identity of the poor MeganFlower heiress. She's either that, or a troll and they're not ready to drop all the content yet.
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In addition, if it's a troll, even if it's not the time to dump any new content, it could be an Emily situation. That's not likely, but it can't necessarily be discounted. I'm actually really eager to find out which of the two it is; I'm kind of hoping for a MeganFlower situation, because the tardrage would be hysterical.
 
Picklechu said:
In addition, if it's a troll, even if it's not the time to dump any new content, it could be an Emily situation. That's not likely, but it can't necessarily be discounted. I'm actually really eager to find out which of the two it is; I'm kind of hoping for a MeganFlower situation, because the tardrage would be hysterical.
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I hoping that it isn't another Megan/Wallflower. No civilian needs to be snarled up in this mess.
At least a troll knows what they are getting into, and already has an escape plan in place for when it is time to end The Game.
 
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